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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
I'm going to bury you in a cairn.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 20:34,
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14 years ago)
I'm going to rape your face.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 20:35,
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My face is made out of a big pile of rocks.
You'd like that, wouldn't you? You fucking rubblefucker.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 20:51,
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Good thing my knob's shaped like a chisel then isn't it?
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 20:53,
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This is the best sexchat I've had all day.
I bet you've got bollocks like lump hammers clanging together as you pummel my gravely gob.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 20:55,
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They're hollow spheroids made of a tungsten-tin alloy.
When they knock together they sound like very small, very resonant church bells.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 20:58,
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If we fucked in the woods people would think it was Brigadoon.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 21:10,
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