Oh lol
I mean, really. These cunts are cutting you some right slack here, what with you being either an actual teenage tool or a grade A troll. I'm offering you some genuine words of internet advice here; don't ever use those words in that order ever again. I'm utterly certain, I mean to the point of staking the lives of everything I have ever loved on this, that Shambolic will tear you a new intellectual arsehole at will should you actually try and enter a battle of wits with him as you are so woefully unarmed in every way in this case. Sit down, sweetheart.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 22:21, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You've got to admire his hutzpah!

( girlinthehole, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 22:23, Reply)

I'm going to admire it.
I'm going to admire it real good.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 22:25, Reply)

Which end do you want?
If there's a good hard bumming afoot, I want in? Waitaminute! Is this Ryan Bury, chubby cunt, of Kendal? It smells like him.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 22:33, Reply)

He does have staying power.
I mean, every post makes him look more ridiculous, but you do have to admire the force of will to try safe some face in amongst all of this.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 11 Jul 2011, 22:28, Reply)

I'm admiring nothing
Unless he's got some pictures of his mum who is probably ten years younger than me, yet has a face that is worn with the burden of motherhood and its accompanying ultimate disappointments. I bet her cunt's like a knife fight in an abattoir.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 22:38, Reply)

He reminds me of a spectacularly gormless ex-user on another forum I post on.
This lad was driven to aggression and all-out war when the swear filter started changing his username to "cuddlebuttocks".

By "all-out war" I mean "attempting to flood the board while on dial-up, posting two new threads in ten minutes (helpfully called FLOOD THREAD 1 and FLOOD THREAD 2) and getting his posting privileges restricted".
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 22:59, Reply)

alright bogbrush
You're wasting your breath here.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 22:25, Reply)

Alright Woods...I mean gykhasdfashdhslkd
I'm not breathing on account of being right on the internet. Had any sexual encounters with people in train stations recently?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 22:31, Reply)

No, and definitely not in Mytholmroyd.
And there's no truth at all to the rumour I was wearing a rubber sex-doll mask all the way through the act.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 22:38, Reply)

Thank god for that
What with the vicar coming round for tea.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 11 Jul 2011, 22:42, Reply)