FF is Wormulus.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 8:43, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

TD said it was swipe last night

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 8:43, Reply)

Nope.
My track record is abysmal at this game but I’m certain. He was even on here chatting with Chompy about how he was thinking of creating a new character on Mumsnet or something. It ain’t Swipe – that I can guarantee.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 8:45, Reply)

Well either way it's not a sixteeen year old kid so I feel vindicated
AND VALIDATED
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 8:50, Reply)

There's no way it's swipe.
Totally not her style.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 8:52, Reply)

Monty, my right testicle hurts, it's like someone has jabbed a fountain pen in it.
It comes in waves, been getting it for a few days now, do you think it's my loins aching ?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 8:53, Reply)

Grammsie has been jabbing you in the right nut with a fountain pen while you sleep.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 8:55, Reply)

Nah mate - it's AIDS.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 8:58, Reply)

Oh my, I sure do hope it isn't that, AIDs seems like a horrible thing to have.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 9:04, Reply)

If it is Wormulus, you'd think he'd have better things to do.

( girlinthehole, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 8:46, Reply)

Like going on Mumsnet and pretending to be someone on there?
Or creating numerous B3ta profiles like Internet Lawyerman?

That sort of thing?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 8:47, Reply)

Precisely!
Obviously stuck in his bedroom more often than he likes to let on.
( girlinthehole, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 8:49, Reply)

The boy plays WoW.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 8:50, Reply)

He's the greatest dancer?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 8:51, Reply)

Haha!

( girlinthehole, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 8:52, Reply)

Good God!

( girlinthehole, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 8:51, Reply)

Internet Lawyerman was fucking funny at the time.
If this is him, I'm going to be massively disappointed. He's always walked a very fine tightrope between entertaining and just plain sad but this one is right off the rope and into the safety net marked "self-delusionally pathetic"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 8:51, Reply)

Well it's clearly not a real child, so unless it's some unknown mental case it's a b3tan.
In which case who else is it likely to be?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 8:52, Reply)

Oh, I'm not saying you're wrong, chap
just saying I thought even he was a little better than this. Shame.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 8:55, Reply)

He plays WoW. He's not even better than Fred West.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 8:57, Reply)

say what you like about him
that man could lay a decent patio.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 8:59, Reply)

STRIKETHROUGH patio END STRIKETHROUGH student lodger

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 9:04, Reply)

What length drop are your curtains?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 8:53, Reply)

Is this a serious question about edinburgh
or some terrifying euphamism I'm not aware of yet?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 8:53, Reply)

Well when I come to stay, until I get on my feet and find a permanent place,
I thought I'd make you some nice curtains to say thanks.
Something tasteful and authentic. Tartan?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 8:56, Reply)

A nice buckfast and haggis tartan works a treat.
about 3m, give or take.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 8:57, Reply)

I'll get onto it.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 8:58, Reply)