MY BMI is 24.7!!
Not even overweight as 25% of young people are.
(888777555, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:32, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

FACTS

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:33, Reply)

I don't like people using statistics like this :(

(PsychoChomp, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:35, Reply)

Wilt in the face of FACTS, Chompy

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:36, Reply)

shame his father didn't do exactly that
about 29 years ago
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:43, Reply)

But then you wouldn't be here.
*winks*
*taps nose*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:45, Reply)

*shifty nod*

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:49, Reply)

You're a lazy lardarse in a generation of slightly lazier lardarses.
You must be so proud.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:34, Reply)

His parents are so proud they painted another tyre white and put some plastic flowers in it.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:35, Reply)

No it isn't
BMI doesn't work in the same way for adults as for children. If you were 30 then, yes, your BMI would be about 25. For a kid, your height-to-weight puts you top-end overweight, because there's no way you've built adult muscle mass for your frame.

I mean, we could judge you as an adult, but of course then you'd be a nonce what with the 14 year old girls thing. So, a chunk or a nonce, your call.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:36, Reply)

I'd rather be a chunk than a nonce, but what will 'FreeFair' choose...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:37, Reply)

Look, I don't fancy any 14 yeas olds nd tbh I don't actually plan on screwing anyone younger than me.
I was just defending people that have.
So yeah, Adult please.
(888777555, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:40, Reply)

HE'S DEFENDING PEOPLE WHO FUCK 14 YEAR OLDS
(and he's totally a teenager and I really believe this creation exists, and its parents must be heartbroken)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:42, Reply)

This is not the Conservative way.
You should be looking forward to the time you can hire prostitutes dressed as school girls. With you wearing a nappy sitting in your own filth.

That is the Conservative way.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:44, Reply)

You can't magically gain an adult build by announcing "Adult please", you fucking idiot.
You're a flabby teenager. One of a horrible mass of flabby teenagers whose revolting laziness and gluttony will eventually cripple the health provision in this country. You're a fucking disgrace. Get off your flabby arse and do something. You disgust me.

Let's fuck.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:49, Reply)

he's gone to find some more FACTS.
You're going to be sorry now.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:53, Reply)

No facts, but I should imagine whatever strain weight puts on the NHS will be cancelled out by the lower rates of smoking among the young
and also I don't plan on drinking , apart from perhaps the odd red wine with meals.
I know so many people for whom drink has utterly ruined their lives
(888777555, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:57, Reply)

that's what you think we'd think you'd think proper conservative homeowners would do
and not EX council house owners.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:59, Reply)

I know more people for whom drinking and smoking has enhanced their lives.
Smokers also pay a lot of tax, whereas fatties don't pay so much.

You should think these things through.

also, as an ex(ish) smoker and an ex(ish) fattie, I can boldly state that being a smoker is better than being fat, hands down, no question.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:59, Reply)

Fatboy tears. Blub blub blub.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 13:33, Reply)

HEY YOU GUYS

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:37, Reply)

Hay

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 12:40, Reply)