You could introduce your self properly.
Without posting your real name, obviously.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 18:35, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

What criteria shall I cover. Will my dog be safe?

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 18:36, Reply)

Also how did you get a little tag line after your name?

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 18:37, Reply)

go to update your profile
and type some stuff in the sig box. Remember to press save
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 18:39, Reply)

Great, thanks.

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 18:39, Reply)

You need to tip winning horses*
*Or horses, that get placed, meaning the idiots who listened to me won some money.

Update your profile though, in answer to your question.

I make no promises about your dog.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 18:39, Reply)

My friend is a national hunt jockey and stunt rider for films
He has been known to make a discreet suggestion on occasion.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 18:40, Reply)

Well this could be your route in!
And the fact you also know Colt Seavers is an added bonus.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 18:41, Reply)

I would post his name but wouldn't want to get the lad in trouble.
Off to the walk the dog now. I won't say where for obvious reasons, I hope you understand.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 18:45, Reply)

I'll find out in due course.
EDIT: Just to be clear, I don't give a fuck who the jockey is.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 18:46, Reply)

are you a spy, then
Jeff, I think he's a spy
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 18:46, Reply)

Is that what your little eye is telling you?
(Also, how are the piggies, I believe you said it was today you were getting them de-bagged)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 18:47, Reply)

they're a bit woozy I think
they've got a hot water bottle, and I keep checking them all the time
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 18:49, Reply)

No I just don't want him to fuck my dog. Hector is a pussy at the best of times. No pun intended.

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 18:49, Reply)

i see
'hector' *taps nose*
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 18:51, Reply)

Your nose? My nose? The dogs nose?
Actually going now. Evening.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 18:53, Reply)

yeah, do something weird
we need you to have a meme to understand how to interact with you
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 18:36, Reply)