Hello all
What are your plans for this evening? Mine are going to be rather depressing, so I'm hoping you lot have a better night than me!

Alt: Who was the last band you saw live? Were they good?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 17:22, 117 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I have none.
Alt: I can't remember, so probably not.
( Kroney, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 17:23, Reply)

This evening I shall be mostly...
...Having dinner at the G/F's and helping Emily with French homework.
Best band/performer was Tommy Emmanuel (supported by Andy McKee no less).

Frickin AWESOME!!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 17:26, Reply)

I've seen McKee on the internet. Niggah got crazy $k1llz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 17:43, Reply)

Check out...
Tommy Emmanuel's 'Guitar boogie' on youtube.
I saw him do this live and I nearly cut off my fingers in the sure and certain knowledge that I'm never gonna be that good.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 18:01, Reply)

This evening I will mostly be laughing at my mum.
She was moaning just now how no one replies to her on Facebook. I had a look, and when she'd get an email notification, instead of clicking the link she'd press reply in Gmail and email her comments off to the Facebook notification email address. I like to think there's a puzzled bloke at Facebook HQ wondering what the flying fuck this mad old woman is doing emailing them inane drivel directly.

Alt: Pulp. I may have mentioned it. They were quite good.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 17:39, Reply)

I actually thought you could reply to an email from facebook and it would post it to your wall.
Or at least, I'm 99.99% sure that everyone has a unique facebook email address that they can email that'll post the content of the email in the right places on their wall.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 17:54, Reply)

News to me.
Maybe she's a secret computer genius.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 18:02, Reply)

=)
www.facebook.com/blog.php?post=206480947130
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 18:18, Reply)

Tonight, Matthew* I shall be sat at my computer downloading Jimi Hendrix bootlegs.
*if that is indeed your real name

Dr Jehosephat Ignatius Tugnut, late of this parish, pointed me in the direction of a site with literally dozens of unofficial Hendrix recordings on it - including him jamming with BB King, backed by Paul Butterfield's band - amazing stuff. It's the best site I've ever visited (fuck you B3ta): I have a lot to do.

Last band I saw was (I think) Hawkwind in the wonderful new theatre in Aylesbury. I was ripped to the tits on mushrooms and it was the best gig of theirs I've seen in about 20 years. The support was Dr Feelgood's Wilko Johnson, one of my favourite guitarists ever. What a night that was. It did wonders for me.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 17:40, Reply)

I don't like live bands, you can't change the track or the volume or smoke or hear your friends and they're never Semisonic, Eagle Eye Cherry or Third Eye Blind.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 17:50, Reply)

That's rubbish.
If you go and see Eagle Eye Cherry then I'm pretty sure it is. Unless there's some fake-ass EEC impersonator out there. I think that is more than a little unlikely.

More likely would be if EEC is now pretending he's not EEC. I wouldn't blame him.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 17:53, Reply)

I'd be gutted if it turns out to be Dr Dre or something like that.
Not that I'm being massivly over racist here and that's the only other black musician I know, I could have easerly said Gabireal (ermm, the almost blind bird)
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 17:55, Reply)

What about Youssou N'Dour? He's black.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 17:56, Reply)

Whoa, just a second!
Don't forget Ray Charles!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 17:57, Reply)

Donno him, has he done anything as good as Wonderwall before?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 17:59, Reply)

Fajitas and wine.
Alt: The Sisters of Mercy in Leeds earlier this year.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 17:58, Reply)

Evening DG
I was aiming to see them on Saturday, but the capacity of the tent was nowhere near good enough, upon seeing the queue I decided to go and get pissed instead.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 17:58, Reply)

You probably wouldn't have been able to see them anyway
what with all the dry ice and stuff.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 17:59, Reply)

How is Gary Glitter these days?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 17:59, Reply)

Bald and short.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 18:00, Reply)

Tonight will be.......ugh........I don't know. If the roommate moves her truck I may play basketball.
If not then I guess it will be cleaning.

alt: The Reflex. www.reflexlive.com/fr_home.cfm warning: clicking on the site will automatically start playing music
They're pretty good, it's just odd seeing people my age and younger rocking out to 80's music.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 18:03, Reply)

job hunting. marketing or catalogue modelling.
Mogwai. They were alright. If DJs and producers count then Radioactive Man, Guti, Electro Elvis, Craig Richards and Motor City Soul at fabric.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 18:07, Reply)

worriedly checking on my recovering
guinea pigs.

alt: it's been ages, I can't remember, but it's only a month and a bit until Greenman! yay!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 18:10, Reply)

has Darth wound his neck in yet?
He's apologized to K Dawg but not me. The raving iron.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 18:12, Reply)

HE DOESN'T CARE WHAT YOU SAY COS YER A TWAT

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 18:13, Reply)

indeed.
And so, K to the diggidy dizzle, is your face.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 18:15, Reply)

I didn't say it though!
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1274302
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 18:18, Reply)

I know.
And surely if you were owed a Darth apology then so am I.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 18:19, Reply)

Yeah, because you genuinely apologized.
I mentioned my toothbrush spraying toothpaste up my nose in my "apology".
Worst apology ever. Probably.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 18:23, Reply)

i dinnae gie a fuck actually.
Anything one posts on b3ta is fair game for comments, including pics of one's beard. And all I said was that I wouldn't. That is not offensive or insulting. Hence my bafflement at his handbag waving queenery.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 18:26, Reply)

baffled me too
it's only going to have made things worse for him as well. You'd have thought he'd learned that by now.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 19:03, Reply)

in all honesty, it pissed me off and that's why I brought it up and asked if anyone else knew
because what's the point in telling me to figure it out for myself, especially when you're going out of your way to tell me how much I pissed you off
and to top it all off, I didn't say anything that compares to what he insinuated
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 19:16, Reply)

cocking hell.
I agree with Vipros.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 19:19, Reply)

What happened?
I'm a right nosey git.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 18:18, Reply)

K said that going down on Darth's girlfriend must be what it's like to eat a brillo pad at a fishmongers

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 18:20, Reply)

WHYAREYOUTELLINGEVERYONETHIS?!!!!
supposedtobeasecret!@!!!!!!
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 18:23, Reply)

Darth's GF said going down on you was like dunking her head into the icing machine at Krispy Kream after it's been switched off for 6 hours (so has begun to solidify).

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 18:29, Reply)

I'm sweet!

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 18:38, Reply)

the flappy handed analist got in a bit of a tizzy.
Is pretty much it, y'hear?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 18:21, Reply)

I want juicy deats not the outline.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 18:26, Reply)

K Dizzle can link you I'm sure.
Everyone's favourite botterciser got upset because we discussed his beard, even though the pics of her he has posted are in the public domain.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 18:29, Reply)

it's on the popular page

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 18:35, Reply)

Let's try and write something that may muster a response then shall we.
Tonight I will mostly be doing accounts and walking the dog... Nevermind then.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 18:30, Reply)

i don't know who you are
who are you? are you bert?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 18:33, Reply)

I am Bert.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 18:34, Reply)

Is there a finders fee for enticing him out?

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 18:34, Reply)

No but i was told to expect this.
I am a lurker who made an account. I would say I'm not a mental but time will tell.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 18:34, Reply)

You could introduce your self properly.
Without posting your real name, obviously.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 18:35, Reply)

What criteria shall I cover. Will my dog be safe?

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 18:36, Reply)

Also how did you get a little tag line after your name?

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 18:37, Reply)

go to update your profile
and type some stuff in the sig box. Remember to press save
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 18:39, Reply)

Great, thanks.

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 18:39, Reply)

You need to tip winning horses*
*Or horses, that get placed, meaning the idiots who listened to me won some money.

Update your profile though, in answer to your question.

I make no promises about your dog.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 18:39, Reply)

My friend is a national hunt jockey and stunt rider for films
He has been known to make a discreet suggestion on occasion.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 18:40, Reply)

Well this could be your route in!
And the fact you also know Colt Seavers is an added bonus.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 18:41, Reply)

I would post his name but wouldn't want to get the lad in trouble.
Off to the walk the dog now. I won't say where for obvious reasons, I hope you understand.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 18:45, Reply)

I'll find out in due course.
EDIT: Just to be clear, I don't give a fuck who the jockey is.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 18:46, Reply)

are you a spy, then
Jeff, I think he's a spy
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 18:46, Reply)

Is that what your little eye is telling you?
(Also, how are the piggies, I believe you said it was today you were getting them de-bagged)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 18:47, Reply)

they're a bit woozy I think
they've got a hot water bottle, and I keep checking them all the time
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 18:49, Reply)

No I just don't want him to fuck my dog. Hector is a pussy at the best of times. No pun intended.

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 18:49, Reply)

i see
'hector' *taps nose*
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 18:51, Reply)

Your nose? My nose? The dogs nose?
Actually going now. Evening.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 18:53, Reply)

yeah, do something weird
we need you to have a meme to understand how to interact with you
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 18:36, Reply)

What kind of dog do you have? I like dogs, I once saw a dog on a skateboard on a video on youtube on the internet and it made me smile.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 18:38, Reply)

Gonz, give me back my login!
Hang on, that's wrong...
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 18:39, Reply)

Cook dinner, drink some wine. Go to bed.
Alt: I really can't remember. Thing is, it wasn't that long ago, I just can't remember who I went to see. This is a concern.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 18:31, Reply)

I'm just thinking about finding some tea
then I may watch telly. Or something. Or read. i haven't read a proper book in a while.

Alt: does Meatloaf count? I saw him at Ashton Gate a few years ago, and he rocked. Before that, it was probably Steeleye Span, who didn't rock.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 18:42, Reply)

You should get Mr b3th to take you to this.
www.grandpier.co.uk/legends-of-weston/

It sounds great*.

*Your definition of 'great' may differ to that of the gig promoter.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 18:44, Reply)

making a chilli
forgetting I have brown rice which takes far too long to cook

watching Masterchef Australia.

alt: John Butler Trio on Sunday night on Lusty Glaze beach in Newquay. They were fucking amazing and the sun went down into the sea directly opposite the stage during the gig.

It was on this beach here
1.bp.blogspot.com/-dMg5SAEewjc/TduEzZWpjWI/AAAAAAAABfE/6m8ZwXuTw_w/s1600/lusty-glaze-bb.jpg
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 19:04, Reply)

Not much still relaxing after Sonisphere
having a good cup of tea

Alt: Last band was probably Slipknot at Sonisphere
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 19:08, Reply)

I'm enjoying the juxtaposition here
of "Slipknot at Sonisphere"
and "A good cup of tea."


I'm sorry, I appear to have turned into a GCSE English teacher...
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 19:10, Reply)

I'm still a tiny bit monged
this year was really really weird
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 19:12, Reply)

how weird?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 19:12, Reply)

The last two years
the people I've camped with have always been exceptionally drunk, but this year there was a very strange atmosphere and it resulted in two arrests, two hospitalisations and some very unpleasant public sex
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 19:14, Reply)

from people you went wtih?
man, you are a bad influence
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 19:15, Reply)

Well that is only a bit of what, I'm sure, is a fantastic story.
Don't wait for the appropriate QOTW, share your tale with the group!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 19:15, Reply)

And how many of the above were you directly involved with?

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 19:17, Reply)

I'm a selfrighteous cunt
I was the one picking people up and looking after them for a lot of it, while being so drunk I'm surprised I didn't just fall asleep
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 19:21, Reply)

yuck
too much drink and drug?
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 19:17, Reply)

Far too much
One person went off her meds and did a bag of MDMA before downing two horns of alcohol.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 19:22, Reply)

*tut*
kids these days
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 19:23, Reply)

The sad thing was
she was older than me. Though I have officially lost any dignity I once had after Saturday
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 19:30, Reply)

stop teasing us with excerpts of the story!
what the hell did you do?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 19:32, Reply)

You are never too old to lose your dignity.
This I have found out.
( girlinthehole, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 19:39, Reply)

Shame doesn't care how old you are!

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 20:10, Reply)

As weird as the updates my friend texted to me from Glastonbury?
Day 3: "Watching BB King on the main stage. Fuck me, his bass player's good."
Day 4: "Watching The Wombles playing the blues."
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 19:13, Reply)

I'm off to my regular Tuesday night blues jam in a few minutes, so yes, I am probably am going to have a good evening.
Thank you for your concern.

Alt: Depends on the criteria. Last band I saw were the guys who followed my band on the bill at our last gig. Not wanting to sound arrogant about it, but they were fucking shit. An uninspired, tuneless wall of guitar chords and too damn loud for their own good.

On the other hand, the last band I went to see intentionally was probably the Matt Schofield Trio. And they were fucking excellent.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 19:09, Reply)

I often find bands are too loud
a lot of sound guys tend to crank the monitors too much as well. Tossers.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 19:11, Reply)

I watched them soundcheck
To be fair, I didn't rate the sound guy's competency in insisting on miking the amps, given that they were already too loud for a room that size. And oh, surprise surprise, you can barely hear the vocals without sending the PA into squealing feedback.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 19:15, Reply)

I am chillin innit.
Sisters of Mercy with sweary and Dg.
( girlinthehole, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 19:38, Reply)

Last band I saw live were Villagers
and they were fucking excellent. I have a small crush on the lead singer now.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 19:40, Reply)

That 'YMCA' is pretty catchy but they aren't really my scene, you dig?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 19:57, Reply)

Methinks the Boyster doth protest too much.
I bet you dress up as the fireman every night, rescue Lusty from a fiery death and then give her a good dousing with your hose.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 20:06, Reply)

Nah, I just bum the 'native American' one half to death.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 20:08, Reply)

Now THAT I can believe.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 20:40, Reply)

I saw the Aphex Twin last week
He was shit, but I was expecting it so no big deal, nobody died or anything.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 20:01, Reply)

Oh for fuck's sake.
I discover two fucking superb old bands and when I go to acquire their records, lo and pissing behold, the cunts are a couple of hundred quid a pop. Why does this always happen to me?

WHY? EH?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 20:10, Reply)

Find a cheaper hobby.

( girlinthehole, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 20:12, Reply)

It's not something I have any control over.
I am mightily cheesed off at my old man for buggering up my inheritance tonight. The stupid Leonard Nimoy lookalike cunt. I want those LPs A LOT.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 20:15, Reply)

Shall we start selling "home videos" to save up the money for you?

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 20:13, Reply)

Yes please.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 20:15, Reply)

no one wants to watch you feeding me cayke

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 20:21, Reply)

Any chance of finding them as download files or are they too obscure?

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 20:15, Reply)

There's chap well known around here who will definitely be able to do that
but I am a vinyl obsessive so that's consolation but not sufficient.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 20:17, Reply)

A slave to your art?

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 20:18, Reply)

...or a profligate imbecile. YOU DECIDE.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 20:20, Reply)

I will Withold that judgement until I have more evidence to examine.
Still curious as to what the records may be?
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 20:22, Reply)

Self-titled LPs by Gift and a Canadian band called Charlee.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 20:23, Reply)

Thought so, not heard of either. Good luck.

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 20:26, Reply)

because you are a wanker

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 20:15, Reply)

I'm not telling you about them now, and you'd fucking love them so there.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 20:17, Reply)

Ha ha Vippers I bet you're gutted now but HARD CHEESE.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 20:19, Reply)

less gutted than you are about not being able to tell me about them

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 20:44, Reply)

Tonight.. Eating the last of the homemade coffee and pecan cake..
and thinking about what to bake next, don't know yet so suggestions, anyone? :)

Band.. Only seen one and don't need to see any more now after that.. The one and only Spinal Tap. Gods.
(scythesmith is doing something boring on, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 20:19, Reply)

Nice balanced dinner there.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 20:23, Reply)

yep.. A slice in each hand..
cake's one of your five a day! Along with wine, chocolate, chips and lard.

I'd like to say here that I'm a size ten but I'd be fibbing.
(scythesmith is doing something boring on, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 20:28, Reply)