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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Steady, steady, don't want to mention dancing.
It might lead to flouncing.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 20:44, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
CAN I TALK ABOUT ANYTHING ANYMORE
It all leads to MASSIVE BULLYING

eh eh chcb I heard you had a baby, RECKON THAT MEANS YOU HAVE A ... wait for it ... VAGINA
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 20:46, Reply)
OMFG, I'm gazzing the mods!

(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 20:46, Reply)
*poker face*

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 20:48, Reply)
Poke 'er face, then her DEFORMED VADGE, right?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 20:50, Reply)
I haven't a penis, so it's a bit like a dog that's had his nuts removed
a fuck load of humping, a bit of sweat, then giving up and just walking away after a few minutes
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 20:52, Reply)
...then chewing a newspaper.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 20:56, Reply)
only on the sabbath

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 20:58, Reply)
I bet she's got a vagina like a woman who has had a baby

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 20:46, Reply)
Are you trying to say that having a baby makes your vagina look deformed?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 20:47, Reply)
Nah, like a woman who's had a c-section.

(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 20:47, Reply)
wasn't sure.

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 20:48, Reply)
So you effectively have two now, right?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 20:49, Reply)
Every hole's a goal.

(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 20:50, Reply)
even if created surgically

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 20:50, Reply)
_and_ that she puts out big time.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 20:47, Reply)
Oh well, yeah, that's true.

(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 20:47, Reply)
It's one of your best aspects !

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 20:50, Reply)
massive you know what, 90Nz0

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 20:48, Reply)
Would it be like lobbing a hotdog down a hall way lubbed with I Can Not Believe It's Not Butter ?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 20:51, Reply)
Haha, look at me talking like I'm bothered and wouldn't be greatfull.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 20:52, Reply)
Can we make it a bit classier?
Chorizo and Extra Virgin Olive Oil?
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 20:53, Reply)
I once heard it described as "sticking my foot in a bucket of warm water"

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 20:53, Reply)
Like chucking a chip up the M1, I heard.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 20:54, Reply)
OH, ZING-A-LING.
KAPOWWWW!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 20:47, Reply)
I'm not saying she's a massive you know what or anything, I just heard that's what happens to people that are massive you know whats
they have babies and stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 20:50, Reply)
I think we're 'on the same page' here, old chum.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 20:53, Reply)
only if you are massively, absurdly over sensitive

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 20:46, Reply)

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