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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Don't drop bits of Cornetto down your cleavage.
Trust the voice of experience.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 21:14, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
The best thing to eat out of your cleavage is popcorn.
If you leave it down there it gets warm and tasty.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 21:15, Reply)
whereas ice cream
gets sticky and unpleasant.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 21:16, Reply)
in case you were wondering
recently consumed ice cream is as close to pleasant as vomiting gets.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 21:18, Reply)
Yeah
I once scarfed a pint of Ben and Jerry's, and threw up (not on purpose).
Tasted exactly the same coming up as going down.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 21:20, Reply)
My missus has tits so magnetic that food from my fork falls down there

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 21:20, Reply)
Haha!
Handy for a midnight snack.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 21:20, Reply)
I dunno
She's got a lot to go at. There are Japanese airmen and nazi war criminals down there.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 21:26, Reply)
Psst!
Don't let Monty know that.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 21:27, Reply)
34hh
Just saying
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 21:32, Reply)
I'm talking about the Nazi war criminals.
He has a soft spot for them.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 21:33, Reply)
Her tits kill jews and the disabled if that's any help?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 21:35, Reply)
Where do her tits stand on the 'Gyppo question'?
If the answer's 'proud' I'll be round in 15 minutes tops.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 21:37, Reply)
She reads the Mail
There's a key under the clematis
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 21:45, Reply)
I'll have no problem finding the clematis, belee dat.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 21:50, Reply)
Are you ever tempted to leave some unpopped kernels down there,
just in case you wake up in the night and feel a bit peckish?

*Rushes off to pitch the idea to Dragons' Den, it'll be like external Space Dust*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 21:20, Reply)
It doesn't get that warm Jeff.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 21:22, Reply)
It can do
*waggles eyebrows suggestively*
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 21:23, Reply)
Why you little flirt : )

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 21:25, Reply)
little?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 21:38, Reply)
You must be joking.
They're 50p.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 21:19, Reply)
ASDA cornettos.
Two boxes of six for £2.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 21:22, Reply)
all of which could fit in your cleavage

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 21:28, Reply)
probably

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 21:38, Reply)

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