anyone know anything about cycling?
I don't mean proper, I mean bmx.
I just tried to look through a forum about bxm-ing and the complete lack of correct spelling, grammar, and sentences has done my head in.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 21:25, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

What do you want to know?
Andy Ruffle from BMX Beat (Channel 4 show from when I were a lad) went on to create the MOBO awards.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 21:27, Reply)

I don't know
I'm not interested in tricks, just riding.
What sort of bike would be good for my tall fat self sort of thing
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 21:29, Reply)

Get a Raleigh Burner.
You'll be the envy of your school chums.

Or maybe something made within the last 25 years instead.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 21:32, Reply)

wow, thanks for all your help :) :) :)

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 21:33, Reply)

K, I'm nearer 40 than I am of 'BMX age' - I don't think I'm the best person to help you.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 21:36, Reply)

Gary Crowley is.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 21:38, Reply)

alright Monty
how are you?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 21:40, Reply)

Not bad, thank you.
And you?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 21:42, Reply)

Good thanks
still filled with shame but could be worse
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 21:44, Reply)

Regretting all that disgusting public sex now, eh?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 21:46, Reply)

I didn't have any
I'm the only person in our group who hasn't slept with any of the others
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 21:48, Reply)

Then why the shame?
Don't make me make something up, here.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 21:52, Reply)

Just getting soddenly drunk
poor Al had to put up with me being angry at a security guard on the Saturday and then sitting down in the mud
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 21:53, Reply)

you were the first to step up though

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 21:39, Reply)

The first to step in with completely useless suggestions.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 21:42, Reply)

The first to step up? Are you Positive, K?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrPdye9WaUc
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 21:44, Reply)

THIS IS EXTREMELY FUNNY.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 21:44, Reply)

OH MAN IT REALLY IS.
I'M GOING TO HAVE TO LEVY A 'LOL TAX' AT THIS RATE.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 21:53, Reply)

IT'S LIKE CURE KEYBOARDIST 'LOL TOLHURST' IS UP IN THIS MUTHA.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 21:55, Reply)

THEY SHOULD CALL ME 'LOL FLANDERS'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 21:55, Reply)

OR 'LOL CAMPBELL', LOL

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 21:57, Reply)

OR 'LOLTER MATTHAU'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 21:58, Reply)

IT'S LIKE I'M HAUNTED BY A 'LOLTERGEIST'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 22:01, Reply)

*taps nose* one word mate - Grifter.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 21:34, Reply)

YOU WANT SOMEONE TO STEAL MY CONFIDENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 21:40, Reply)

Don't listen to him K.
Get a Raleigh Vektar, it is like a well pimped version of the Grifter.



Only the rich kids had 'em.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 21:45, Reply)

If you're going to post bike porn, shouldn't we wait 'til al is here?

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 21:45, Reply)

Best get it out of the way now whilst he's not here
- if he sees this Vektar he might well lose all nine of his remaining hairs.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 21:47, Reply)

It's okay. There is a mini Burner in the background.
I'm sure that'll act as a 'stabiliser' for him.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 21:48, Reply)

yeah back when you were a kid, you old fart

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 22:00, Reply)

Personally I favour the Penny Farthing brand.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 21:40, Reply)

it's good for (a) change

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 21:41, Reply)

SOMEONE ACKNOWLEDGE MY AWESOME PUN!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 21:54, Reply)

I'm too busy losing my mind up there ^, sorry

Don't make me call the coppers.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 22:00, Reply)

i noticed
it was like watching someone have a breakdown while we all look on sadly
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 22:00, Reply)