This is the second day in a row I've been up before 1pm.
I do not like this. And I have no tabs for the first time in what must be months.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:39, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Are you only getting up to avoid pissing the bed?
You might have kidney failure. Or is it diabetes.
You might have that thing where pissing is a symptom.
Drinking liquids? That's it. I'll do the eulogy.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:47, Reply)

I wish it was to avoid pissing the bed.
Instead it's this foreign concept to me, work. But I need money so I can go out this weekend, where I will be chugging glasses and slapping arses.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:55, Reply)

I once gave up fags by running out Sunday evening
then Monday was a bank holiday and I couldn't be arsed to get dressed and go get some more. By Tuesday I figured I might as well see how long I could go without (about 6 weeks that time).
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:56, Reply)

I don't want to give up, I enjoy it too much.
Although I've got into a horrifically debilitating routine of I don't listen to music unless I'm smoking. Which is no good at all.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:59, Reply)