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I was in work at 8.30am, and not because I peed the bed.This was difficult but satisfying.
(Awaits cries of "I have to be in work, lighting coalfires at 4am, you layabout!"
Well, it's all relative.
What's different about YOU today.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 8:56,
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7.30am *wins*I have a certain joie de vivre this morning, even though I woke up too early and couldn't get back to sleep.
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girlinthehole, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 8:57,
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It's a bloody lovely day!I have a gorgeous view, we're on the edge of a lovely railed park, like Russell Square or one of those types.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 8:59,
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Russell Square is a bit full of tramps and cottaging to be lovelyare you in That LondonTM?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:16,
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Nope, Liverpool.But those 'Georgian' squares look similar to ours so I thought it would give people an idea.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:21,
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This^My daughter was in a school show thing last night at the Playhouse and I almost popped with pride! She was in the front row too, singing away!
PROUDS
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 8:59,
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Whitley BayThe pinnacle of the "Sing Hosanna" tree
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:48,
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*beats harder*How's you?
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:04,
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Feeling lovely all over.How long till your trip to see Poppet?
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girlinthehole, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:05,
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Three and a half months.Got to delay buying my ticket though, I lent some money to a mate and we's waiting for an invoice to be paid :( pretty gutted about that, I hope the ticket is the same price in four weeks. Exciting though, I kind of miss the girl.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:08,
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I shouldn't wonder : )Give her a big squeeze from me too.
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girlinthehole, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:10,
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I'll be sure to :D(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:11,
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Mrs woke me up at about 5am because she was in pain, which wasn't very nice for either of us.I am currently sporting a bright green t shirt under my shirt to avoid getting said shirt covered in the cream I have been applying to my tattoo.
it is way too warm to be wearing a t shirt and a shirt.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 8:59,
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Oh you've had the tattoo done have you?And is the missus ok now?
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:00,
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yepyeah, more or less.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:04,
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well, except she's marrying youeh? eh? amiright?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:14,
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You got the tattoo done then?Where? How big?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:00,
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Sounds like he got a tattoo of himself on his wife.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:02,
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under the left collar boneit's probably 5 inches across
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:05,
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"that's what she said"or something.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:05,
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is that the wavy thing?I'm going in this afternoon to discuss a new one, should be interesting. I've seen some of the guys work, he seems pretty good.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:03,
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it isI love it.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:06,
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I don't knowbut something is different, I feel happier and more healthy than I have felt in a long time.
Even though I had to get up in the morning at ten o'clock at night half an hour before I went to bed, drink a cup of sulphuric acid, work twenty-nine hours a day down mill, and pay mill owner for permission to come to work, and when I get home, my Dad and my mother will kill me and dance about on my grave singing Hallelujah.
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Peej, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 8:59,
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You got Sulphuric Acid?You lucky bastard.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:00,
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They might let you sleep in the iron maiden tonight(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:23,
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8:30am every dayI'm wearing my best shirt today, as I was informed we're having photos taken.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:00,
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I'm knackered.However, at 10am I'm going to Ikea, ostensibly to buy a shower rail but actually to get their 99p 6-item fried breakfast and free coffee.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:01,
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Go round twice and have meatballs and an ice cream too(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:01,
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Anything to quell the temptation to buy a hot dog at the exit is a good thing(
Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:04,
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meatballs taste better with the sauce and chips to be honest.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:06,
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steady, you'll bring Freefair back.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:09,
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I quite like himHe has opinions
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:10,
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Has he gone?(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:10,
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I don't know.I'm still trying to decide if it's Wormulus.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:11,
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If it is he's being utterly shit, he can do so much better.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:12,
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that was pretty much my thought.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:13,
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I can't think of anyone else who would go to so much effortor do something so shit
either he is wormulus, someone unknown, or he is actually what he says
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:27,
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Covering all bases there(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:33,
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what I was getting atwas that if it's not wormulus I don't think it's someone we've seen before. like bert or rogerthementalbatshit
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:39,
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I think you've narrowed it down there(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:36,
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The meatball sauce is mank.Other than that, good plan.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:08,
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I'm sure you're right about many thingsbut I'm afraid here you're wronger than Gary Glitter's application to work in Mothercare.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:09,
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you've got that wrongit's great. I've even made it at home. Lovely stuff.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:10,
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Meatballs taste betterwhen thrown in the bin and some proper food is prepared instead.
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Meatballs are fucking excellent!The Sainsburys ones are lovely and peppery. I have them with a tomato and cheese sauce, with shedloads of black pepper and chilli flakes in
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:22,
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I would rather fry my own testicles with some finely chopped shallots than eat Sainsburys meatballs... You do know that the fat tongued twat wanks into every batch.
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He won't anymore, they're no longer associated with one another.Also, you are wrong in every single way when you insult meatballs, they are magnificent.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:26,
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Meatball Fives?Think about what you are saying man, are your really going to bollock clash with the aforementioned? thats just sick...
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That would be meatball low twos(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:30,
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ctrl+alt+etop tip there
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:45,
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WRONG!They are together until Christmas, you are so fucking wrong on the Internet you can't fucking read and you are a mong. He'll wank extra hard in your meatballs right up until Christmas just to prove how wrong you are!
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Peej, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:35,
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Ahh, I stand corrected.Fair enough.
Also, I don't tend to buy meatballs, they don't keep as well as just plain mince.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:38,
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This must be why he is leaving after 11 years then.All spunked out
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:26,
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is it called oobjjetl?(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:05,
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I changed a flat tyre on my car yesterdayI was all like "yeah, in your face machine-tightened nuts and/or bolts..grrr"
*flexes
After half an hour figuring out the Crystal Maze-like task of how to get the jack out of car it went suprisingly well.
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:09,
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Me and my sister changed a wheel once.It took us two hours.
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girlinthehole, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:10,
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a couple of months ago I showed My wife how to change a tyre... made me feel all manly which was a new experiance for me.
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I know nothing about carsand I changed the entire rear axle on the wifes car in less that two hours.
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Peej, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:36,
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CockI've just managed some kind of Parkinsonsesque tremor when spooning the coffee into my cup and liberally sprinkled it everywhere. My hands now look like I've been fondling poo (ala Kroney)
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:09,
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I'm not an avid watcher of Parkinsonbut given the absurdly high regard in which the media holds his history of interviews, if he'd accidentally covered Muhammad Ali in sugar I think I'd have heard of it.
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I was in about 7.45But that's because it's a different time zone up here, obviously. You should probably bear that in mind.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:12,
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It totally is.I saw an episode of Still Game where it was dark at 3pm.
They turned to the drink.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:22,
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9amWas up at 7 though, went for a run. What's different about me is that I'm 560 calories lighter. Will spend the rest of the day resisting the urge to eat them back on.
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psst.calories don't weigh anything, old chap.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:17,
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Um, I'm 560 calories lighter in the same way that your wallet is a tenner lighter after buying massive drugsOBVIOUSLY
Yes, I think I got away with that. Definitely.
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A tenner does still weigh something though ... ;)..and I don't do massive drugs, or even normal size ones. God help us if you're confusing me with Monty.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:19,
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Not at allEveryone knows you're Monty's hero. To get you confused would be to imply that Monty is horribly lovestruck by himself... oh.
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I'm not at work officially until late September. I'm going to the hairdressers today to have my hair dressed.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:18,
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Too vinegaryMight go for Ranch.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:38,
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Bleugh!Sweet things do not go with savory. FACT.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:46,
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What about cranberry or apple sauce?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:48,
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or duck with orange or plumor moroccan type savoury things with apricots in
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:49,
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We could argue that both are sharp rather than sweetBut in all honesty it still holds true. Sweet things do not go with savory.
cf. Gammon and pineapple, sweet and sour pork, pickle with ANYTHING.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:51,
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Ooh our local theatre bistro (RIP World-famous Everyman Bistro TM) did a lovely chilli jam.And I love chutneys, which are sweet and savoury mixed too.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:48,
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And there we have itUndisputed proof that chickenlady is a picky eater.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:52,
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I have some excellent caramelised red onion chutney at the momentAlso some hot as fuck mango chutney.
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:51,
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8eh72REd_sSavoury first, then sweet.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:54,
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Is PJM taking you to the Pretty Ladies competition again?(
girlinthehole, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:32,
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No. This is just because I'm worth itAnd I can see grey :(
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:37,
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Yep, not one tiny patch of blueNot even enough to make a sailor a pair of trousers. So now blue skies any time soon.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:44,
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I'm beyond gutted, my Ma' booked the spa-hotel thing for next monday without asking me, and it seems like a nice hotel.......but there is no swimming pool, there is no jacuzzi, treatments _start_ at £100 each (for like 30 mins, most of them being things like eyelash extention and nail stuff, which really isn't for me.) and I can't ask work for a week off with only 3 days notice. And I feel like shit because now I'm a spoilt fucking brat who is bang out of order, turning down a holiday that I really actually needed and was looking forward too... and how if I tell her this, she'll feel bad when she was only doing me a favour.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:19,
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Ask your bossIf he/she is decent and could let you take the time off then off you go. There could be a swimming pool nearby
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:23,
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It's not really the pool thing, it's that there is fuck all for me there. I could afford like maybe 2 30m treatments (that I'm not interested in) over the 5 days if I don't go out and cut back for the rest of the month....... and there is nothing, for me, to do there. At least a pool type thing would mean I can chill out or something rather than spend the whole time in some sort of lounge or my room or whatever.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:27,
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Good pointShe may be able to cancel the hotel reservations now without losing any money
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:31,
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Just say, "Oh Ma I don't think you realised but this is just a beauty salon with female treatments."She wouldn't want you getting your eyelashes tinted and your vagina Vajazzled just to save her feelings. She wants you to have a nice relaxing spa day.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:27,
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Or thisRoota is the sage of offtopic today, it would seem
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:28,
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What do you mean, "today"?I'm always the sage. I'm like the Trash Heap off Fraggle Rock, me.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:32,
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My apologies miss*lets the music play*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:35,
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ThanksI'll be singing that for the rest of the morning now
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:45,
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Dance your cares away, blue(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:47,
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Yeah', I think I will.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:42,
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Well I think he's well selfish.I'd love a bit of vajazzling, me.
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Kroney, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:55,
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We saw the photos.The 'Abraham Lincoln' was particularly fecthing.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 10:12,
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I finally got my damn broadband hub last nightso I no longer have to go back to my old place to get on the internet. So tonight when I stop in there on my way home from work I'll be switching off the PC and packing it up. Which in turn means that when I go over there from now on to pack stuff, bin stuff or shred stuff that's what I'll actually do rather than doss about on the internet.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:23,
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You are typing this naked again, aren't you?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:27,
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Are you stalking *all* of us?(
chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:39,
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Doesn't your schedule allow the full stalking experienceOr do you just not like Psychochomp?
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:44,
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I have two kids and a full time jobStalking is more of a hobby than a calling.
I am watching you now though
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:46,
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Just me?Is it my turn today then?
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:48,
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*checks diary*Yep, I have the 13th down as "Stalk chickenlady"
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:50,
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OkayI'm going out in an hour or so though, make sure you keep up.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:53,
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I know*rakes through bins again*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:53,
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Ha! GOT YOU!The bin men have ALREADY BEEN just this very morning!
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:59,
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Yeah, the OUTSIDE binsSheesh
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 10:00,
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You are the Invisible Man AICMFP(
chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 10:02,
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Nommin' my knickersI'm so sorry, I have no idea where that came from
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 10:08,
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they don't let me do that at the office any morenot after the Queen's visit.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:46,
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This is the second day in a row I've been up before 1pm.I do not like this. And I have no tabs for the first time in what must be months.
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Are you only getting up to avoid pissing the bed?You might have kidney failure. Or is it diabetes.
You might have that thing where pissing is a symptom.
Drinking liquids? That's it. I'll do the eulogy.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:47,
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I wish it was to avoid pissing the bed.Instead it's this foreign concept to me, work. But I need money so I can go out this weekend, where I will be chugging glasses and slapping arses.
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I once gave up fags by running out Sunday eveningthen Monday was a bank holiday and I couldn't be arsed to get dressed and go get some more. By Tuesday I figured I might as well see how long I could go without (about 6 weeks that time).
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:56,
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I don't want to give up, I enjoy it too much. Although I've got into a horrifically debilitating routine of I don't listen to music unless I'm smoking. Which is no good at all.
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massive tattoo on my arm and a shitty taste in my mouth.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:43,
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I think I slept with my mouth open. Better brush my teeth.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:48,
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I didn't know it was possible to do anything other than sleep with your mouth open. (, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:50, Reply)
Some people breathe through their nose.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:51,
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Boy George's spunk's stuck up there.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:56,
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which one is kroney?(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:51,
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The space-docking fetishistIt's not beyond the realms of possibility that he does oral too
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don't pooh in my mouth again(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 10:08,
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Today I have changed my mind - I'm officially no longer really into film.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:55,
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Back into 5 year old boys again eh?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 9:59,
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Nah, I'm all about the wanking in the frozen section of Sainsbury's these days.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 10:02,
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I seeThe "I scream" section if you will
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 10:03,
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