I appear to have arrived to a thread too late, so I will decamp to here.
What I said was:

I was just in town and saw a man get told off by a lady in WHSmiths for reading all the magazines. She was being really polite about it, and he was all 'I've never been so insulted', and she actually used the phrase "We sell magazines - we're not a library."

I didn't laugh though, as I was still on a downer. But I should have done.

I accept that it may have got no replies because it was shit. But I'm going to give it another fucking go.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Jul 2011, 16:49, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You should have kicked him RIGHT IN THE FUCKING CUNT!

(Bazongaloid, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 16:50, Reply)

I was too busy trying to look like I wasn't earwigging.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Jul 2011, 16:52, Reply)

I'm going to reply just in case you're one of those needy types.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 16:52, Reply)

I think she's quite needy

(Bazongaloid, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 16:52, Reply)

Thanks.
I am.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Jul 2011, 16:52, Reply)

It's a shit thing to be.
You should stop being needy and grow a dick. Figuratively or literally.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 16:54, Reply)

If she grew a dick
she could finally indulge in her ultimate fantasy of bending her brother over a park bench and fucking him up the arse while singing "I'm in the mood for dancing" by The Nolan Sisters.

He would join in the harmonies for the chorus.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 16:56, Reply)

I think you're getting my ultimate fantasy mixed up with your ultimate fantasy.
or favourite memory.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Jul 2011, 16:57, Reply)

I've been up her brother
It's not all it's cracked up to be.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 16:58, Reply)

I@M GOING TO BE ON TELLY B3TH
then i'll be well famous
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 16:55, Reply)

I've been on telly Rory
It's not all it's cracked up to be.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 13 Jul 2011, 16:56, Reply)

Well yeah it's gonna be that new magician (that cunt who walked on the Thames whoever he is) show
keep your eye out for the guy in the background on his phone during a card trick in Covent Garden, THAT WAS ME YESTERDAY. I'll gaz you an autograph.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 16:59, Reply)

that Dynamo thing?
is that it?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 17:06, Reply)

Google says YES
Obviously I can't talk much about it as we haven't wrapped the series yet, but my part in it is pretty MEGA
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 17:09, Reply)

I CAN'T WAIT!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 17:10, Reply)

Is it the Weakest Link?
I hope it is.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 16:56, Reply)

EVEN BETTER
I was there in the background for about 10 seconds before wandering off. BEAT THAT FUCKOSSSSS
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 17:00, Reply)

Oh man be my friend PLEEEZ.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 17:23, Reply)

W0WZ0RZ!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 17:21, Reply)

I know!
It's not going to go to my head or anything, it just means that I'll be posting less, but I'm sure you'll all understand.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 17:32, Reply)

Well fair enough - I mean, what next - The Weakest Link?????

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 17:34, Reply)

Oh man then I could on and on and on and on and on about my 'winnings'
Sit back and enjoy this half hour of Darths finest moments b3ta.com/search/answers?q=twl
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 17:42, Reply)

That's very kind of you - thanks.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 17:48, Reply)

Oh B3th, me too, I think I'm going to go doctors in the morning because something seems to have upset me over the last week and I donno what but it isn't very pleasent.
I think it's because, when I think about it, lots of things suck the big one. I want to crawl back into my little bubbleworld where everything is rose-tinted and the only textures are fluffy, soft and warm.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 13 Jul 2011, 17:46, Reply)