Bless
No offence to Bill, but not only am I busy that day, but I don't know the first damn thing about him
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 10:50, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

He's an arse-fondler.
Almost right in the crack.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 10:53, Reply)

I had to ask him to stop.
True story.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 10:54, Reply)

I asked him what the bloody hell he thought he was doing
and he kind of leered and slurred something about "well, you have to try, don't you.."
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 10:55, Reply)

I doubt he'd fondle my arse
Better men than he have lost hands in there
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 10:58, Reply)

I found throwing him down on a sofa and dry humping him made a fairly good deterant.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 14 Jul 2011, 11:04, Reply)

*takes notes*
Sofa... dry hump... deterrant...

Cheers
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 11:13, Reply)

It may only work for me
but when people (men) try this shit on me I tend to enthusiastically attempt to 'out-gay' them, usually works, especially as I have few boundaries when proving a point/joking.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 14 Jul 2011, 11:33, Reply)

You know he'll be 30 on 23rd July
It's the (1 people) bit that makes me laugh, poor Bill
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 10:54, Reply)

Pitying yourself online is a new low, Bill
If indeed etc
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 10:57, Reply)

yourself the fool

*gets some nuts*
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 11:00, Reply)

POTD
The bar has been set
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 11:04, Reply)