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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
The moment she dumps me and takes the house and the kids leaving me homeless i'll be banging on your door don't worry
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Peej, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 17:06,
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15 years ago)
Excellent.
Just give me enough notice to have a tidy round and get the old man out of teh house.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 14 Jul 2011, 17:12,
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put some arsenic in his fryup
that'll do the trick
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 17:28,
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that implies I actually cook for him...
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 14 Jul 2011, 17:30,
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smear it in the frying-pan
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 17:31,
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if you put blue food colouring
in your house-mates frying pan, he won't notice until he gets blue bacon
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 17:32,
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