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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
you need to start making up good stories to explain them
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 17:37,
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15 years ago)
What, better than
"I just blew my nose a bit too hard, and suddenly the bathroom looked like the opening scene from
Carrie"?
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LongJohnBaldry, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 17:39,
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'It's fine, I just have an enormous bathtub speed habit'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 17:41,
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"It's fine, my manpon just fell out"
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LongJohnBaldry, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 17:43,
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"A small child urgently needed a blood transfusion,
so I jabbed the hollowed-out casing of a biro into their arm, then punched myself in the face and dangled my nose over the other end."
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LongJohnBaldry, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 17:48,
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'It's fine, I'm one of those spasticated goth pseudo-vampire wankers - I just spilt my lunch'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 17:49,
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Right up my own nose?
That would be an impressive degree of spastication, admittedly...
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LongJohnBaldry, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 17:54,
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perhaps you were hanging upside down
like a bat
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 17:56,
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"I met Darth in person. 'Eye-wateringly camp' doesn't even begin to cover it. 'Nose-bleedingly bent,' on the other hand..."
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LongJohnBaldry, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 17:56,
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