Dinner with mates tonight
playing at a festival/VW show tomorrow then camping.

alt: to suck my balls

In other news. I really hope Freefair is for real. It'd do me good to know that there is someone out there so fucking daft.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 9:24, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I watched a bit of Jeremy Kyle today for the same reason.
And it makes me feel better to know that there are stupider people than myself in the world.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 9:29, Reply)

as you age you will realise just how stupid most people are.

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 9:30, Reply)

If I'm honest, I only watched it because I was feeling like a thicko in my Functional Anatomy class.
it was just an overload of information and I needed to just shut my brain off for a while. Worked a treat!
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 9:33, Reply)

This
It's not even an exaggeration. I'd say that 80-90% of people walk around on auto-pilot for a significant amount of their time.
( Kroney, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 9:38, Reply)

Of course he is
he gave us a picture saying hello b3ta when we asked, what more proof do you need? His passport, want him to come round and do a little dance for you?
(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 9:32, Reply)

I apologise for not knowing everything that has happened while I've not been on here

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 9:32, Reply)

It's in his profile,
I'm telling off you bobby and Roota at the same time with this post.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 9:34, Reply)

hadn't looked
I only thought he might not have been real because every other bastard kept going on about it!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 9:35, Reply)

He held a sign up with "hello I'm FreeFair" on it.
His facial expression was every bit as superior as you'd expect it to be. I bet he's really well liked at school.
( Kroney, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 9:39, Reply)

It looked like it was taken in a grubby council house to me.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 9:39, Reply)

That will explain why he's never got any.
Girls don't like smart arses in council houses.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 9:41, Reply)

Why are you stealing Good Charlotte lyrics?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 9:49, Reply)

so that's why I was a virgin until age 26

(McChinaman banned, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 9:55, Reply)

Couldn't possibly be, he's a card carrying Tory.
Where would he keep the moat?
( Kroney, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 9:41, Reply)

EX-council house

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 9:45, Reply)

PAINT CAN'T COVER THE POVERTY

(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 9:46, Reply)

His doorbell probably plays the Four Seasons

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 9:47, Reply)

My doorbell stopped working last week

(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 9:49, Reply)

POVERTY

(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 9:57, Reply)

EX-council house.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 9:50, Reply)

To be honest, I still think he's Colin Stagg

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 9:41, Reply)

Haha
that's impressive, raping and murdering somebody on a common at the age of, what, five?
( Kroney, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 9:43, Reply)