I sometimes don't understand blokes, when I go public gent's toilets.
Loads of times I see a big jucy turd in the toilet, without any toilet paper in there. I can't imagine doing a poo without wipping my bum. And people who piss everywhere but in the bowl, what's up with that? I once went into a lady's toilet and it was a devine experiance in compairson.

Embarassingly, on my floor at work, the toilets go
Male | Female | Joint

Sometimes they're all used up, so I go upstairs where, I naturally thought it went the same way, except it goes
Female | Joint | Male

But the sign on it is a small logo imprinted on the door handle (not painted or anything, it's part of the handle... and it's only male/female in name alone, inside they're the same), but I natrually thought that each floor was identical.... until one day I was exiting the toilets on the floor above, and this cute girl from my office said "You do know that's the girls?" "Hahah, are you joking?"... "ermmm, yeah'." and I don't think anything of it. Then, a few days later, I realise the mistake. I've not spoken of this incident since, and was horifide at my mistake.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:27, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

The paper flushes but the turd gets stuck

( Peej, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:31, Reply)

I have a long experiance of doing poos, I'm well trained in it, on average I've probably done one every day since I was born.
I have _never_ had a turd stay there and the paper flush, except in very very very rare circamstanse, where I eaither wait in the toilet 'till the basin reloads and try again, or I walk away for 10 minutes and try again. I'm not talking about skidmarks in the basin, but proper fully intact poo.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:36, Reply)

Really?
Goodness, I've had to double flash loads of times because of the troublesome turd that won't flush.
( Peej, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:37, Reply)

Doesn't it break up at least ?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:40, Reply)

Also, in our local nightclub the men might have poor aim and piss on the floor a bit
But my wife tells me that rather than queue up for a cubical girls will piss in the sinks. I reckon this is quite common behaviour.
( Peej, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:33, Reply)

I have never done this
and I am quite scummy
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:34, Reply)

Neither has my wife
But she has seen it done many times
( Peej, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:34, Reply)

That is such a turn on for me.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:37, Reply)

When I was at university
I saw girls pissing in the outdoor urinal. It was one of the older tiled walls, with the gutter.

It was an interesting sight.
( Kroney, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:40, Reply)

How did you establish that it was juicy?

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:33, Reply)

It was the perfect turd, I presume he wanted to go off and photograph it to show his mates.
About 2-3" wide, 10" long.


Unrelated, there is a bloke on the telly at the moment who models himself on Katie Price, christ all mighty.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:38, Reply)

A bloke? Jesus...has he had his moobs surgically inflated and painted orange or something?

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:39, Reply)

He's got what looks like a plastic-hair wig, horse-riding shoes, skinny white jeans and a top that looks very emfinate.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:41, Reply)

His name's not Martin, is it?

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:41, Reply)

A guy at work
Used to use the shower on the females toilets because the one on the males toilets didn't have a curtain, just a door. We complained about it and he was told off. Then the discussion started. Why we women cared about a man using our shower; they wouldn't care if we wanted to use their shower. We find it disgusting thinking about seeing a male (or female) colleague naked but they all seemed quite happy about finding one of us without clothes. What's wrong with the world?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:48, Reply)