Tell her you can't trust yourself not to also beat her up if you go round, because she's so fucking annoying.
Also tell her she has rubbish tits and that everyone* calls her 'kipper-gash' behind her back, and all over the internet.


*including her parents and childhood pets
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:42, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

This is the perfect response.
She's the most melodramatic cunt in the world. I bet she's dropped the remote control on her foot.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:43, Reply)

Just say "no" then.
I bet you won't though, you don't have the balls.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:45, Reply)

In the circumstances, I don't think she'll get the Noddy Holder reference.

( Kroney, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 12:44, Reply)