Rat In Me Kitchen by Brummie bellends UB40
Christ I hate that song. What a load of pish. I can feel the rage in me starting to build....

Dance off with Darth. Yeah he'd be good at a choreographed routine with his Mrs guiding him round the floor, but can he walk the walk by himself?

There's only one way to find out....
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:59, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

It's better than 'Come Back' by Pato Banton.
But then so is 'finding out you have AIDS and less than a week to live'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:00, Reply)

I don't know that one
but if you hum it I'll join in.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:02, Reply)

The original is by the Equals (featuring a young Eddy Grant, fact fans) and is brilliant.
Pato's cover was an abomination.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:04, Reply)

Didn't UB40 do the majority of the legwork on that song?
If so, doesn't that make the "abomination" bit sort of implicit?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:05, Reply)

Monty old boy, I knew that
But I don't know about the other song - 'finding out you have AIDS and less than a week to live'.

Was it The Smiths? Sounds like their bag.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:11, Reply)

CLICK

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:39, Reply)

Yes I can
I would destroy you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:06, Reply)

you do dances with guns*, then?
*a bit like dances with wolves/dragons but different
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:11, Reply)

Come on then BIATCH!!

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:11, Reply)

Oh you got no bizness!
*throws down*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:15, Reply)

*Starts doing Dad-dance*

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:21, Reply)

*pales in anticipation of judges' scores*

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:26, Reply)