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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Songs that should die a horrible death.
I know we've done it before, but I feel I need to add "I Will Always Love You" by Whitney Crackhoe Huston.

alt: who would you challenge to a dance off? b3tan or celebrity.
I reckon I could take Al down without a fight.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:50, 379 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
"what if god was one of us" makes me cross
but I think that was my answer last time

I'd challenge EVERYONE to a dance off given enough beer (just a little more than one pint)

I'd lose
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:53, Reply)
Oh my god, it would be BRILLIANT to have a dance off at a bash.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:56, Reply)
YES!
I have no self respect, let's do it!

wait...stop being thousands of miles away
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:57, Reply)
ah man, this just means we have more time to practice

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:00, Reply)
*throws some shapes*
*hits self in face with triangle*
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:03, Reply)
pfft

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:09, Reply)
why does the song make you cross, CC?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:57, Reply)
it's half assed pretend-deep nonsense
and it has a terrible tune
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:58, Reply)
yeah, it's fucking shit!

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:00, Reply)
When Glee covered that song
it was the first clue that this series was going to be something of a disppointment. But not the last.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:07, Reply)
The thought of that
makes me do a little sick in my mouth. And I've never even seen Glee
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:08, Reply)
They had a whole episode about religion
And thought it was a good idea to follow 40 minutes of almost singular dross with one of the worst songs ever written.

It got worse a couple of weeks later, too. Rocky Horror. I'm not even kidding.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:10, Reply)
'Wonderwall' by Oasis
Anything by Happy Mondays, Pulp or Stone Roses can go in there too.

Alt: Stephen Hawking
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:55, Reply)
I agree with this post almost entirely
"Almost" because I have a soft spot for She Bangs The Drums. Now I have to think of a song which I hate more than Wonderwall. Not easy.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:01, Reply)
ryan adams does an amazing version of wonderwall

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:02, Reply)
If by "amazing" you mean "better than the original" then so do I

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:04, Reply)
it's haunting, DF.
the song is shit, obvs but his vocals and music is just lush
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:07, Reply)
Possibly so
I will absolutely never listen to it, or any other cover of the original atrocity
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:09, Reply)
That was uncalled for.
All I ever wanted was to be your friend Kristine.

But no, you couldn't accept that could you, the horrible bully in you had to come out and say something hurtful.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:56, Reply)
I think you're being a little sensitive.
I'm just thinking about my latin american roots and how it's likely that I have better hip movement than you.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:57, Reply)
Or just hip movement at all

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:57, Reply)
Actually remembering my attempt at a dance at the weekend
I have zero room to criticize
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:58, Reply)
Did you dance?
I don't remember seeing that. Unless I've blocked it from my memory.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:02, Reply)
My version of dancing at least
during your cardgame. Standing up and wiggling slightly
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:04, Reply)
Oh yeah, I remember now.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:06, Reply)
That short reply was laden with horror

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:14, Reply)
I'd totally like to show you my hip movement.
I was busting moves on the wife in the kitchen last night.

She was totally moist afterwards.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:58, Reply)
Your spasmo flailings made her spill her drink?

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:59, Reply)
He knocked her into the sink

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:59, Reply)
irl lol

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:01, Reply)
Did you shake your sweat onto her during your humbling rendition of "Maniac" from the smash hit movie "Flashdance"?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:59, Reply)
*boiks*

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:00, Reply)
I thought you were Irish-American the other day?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:58, Reply)
I'M FREE TO BE WHO I WANT TO BE

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:59, Reply)
Im sure you said you were part native American the other week

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:12, Reply)
okay, I literally am part Native American, Cherokee to be specific
but not actually Latin American, that was a JOKE
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:13, Reply)
Jimi Hendrix had a Cherokee grandmother.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:40, Reply)
We could totally be related.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:43, Reply)
So is my wife, maybe you are distant cousins

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:04, Reply)
Brian?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:05, Reply)
She'll be chasing you off the board soon, Al.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:57, Reply)
Most songs by most people.
I have a particular hatred of 'Bat Out of Hell', though.

Alt: I'll serve any one of you BITERS. Any time. My b-boy days are long past but I can still hold my own in an uprock battle, no queezy.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:58, Reply)
I didn't know you had a st-stutter.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:00, Reply)
Morris Minor and the Majors lolz*


*pretty thin on the ground, those particular lolz
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:02, Reply)
EPIC NOSTALGIA TRIP
Good work, Boycey
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:03, Reply)
Rat In Me Kitchen by Brummie bellends UB40
Christ I hate that song. What a load of pish. I can feel the rage in me starting to build....

Dance off with Darth. Yeah he'd be good at a choreographed routine with his Mrs guiding him round the floor, but can he walk the walk by himself?

There's only one way to find out....
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:59, Reply)
It's better than 'Come Back' by Pato Banton.
But then so is 'finding out you have AIDS and less than a week to live'.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:00, Reply)
I don't know that one
but if you hum it I'll join in.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:02, Reply)
The original is by the Equals (featuring a young Eddy Grant, fact fans) and is brilliant.
Pato's cover was an abomination.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:04, Reply)
Didn't UB40 do the majority of the legwork on that song?
If so, doesn't that make the "abomination" bit sort of implicit?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:05, Reply)
Monty old boy, I knew that
But I don't know about the other song - 'finding out you have AIDS and less than a week to live'.

Was it The Smiths? Sounds like their bag.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:11, Reply)
CLICK

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:39, Reply)
Yes I can
I would destroy you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:06, Reply)
you do dances with guns*, then?
*a bit like dances with wolves/dragons but different
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:11, Reply)
Come on then BIATCH!!

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:11, Reply)
Oh you got no bizness!
*throws down*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:15, Reply)
*Starts doing Dad-dance*

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:21, Reply)
*pales in anticipation of judges' scores*

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:26, Reply)
Anything by Planxty
Alt: There is no-one I could beat in a dance-off.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:59, Reply)
DON'T DISS PLANXTY!
You can't beat a bit of Liam Og O'Flynn cranking the pipes. One of the best live gigs I've ever been at.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:01, Reply)
It induces complete rage
the songs all run together
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:02, Reply)
Nah, it's just like a nice long session.
They could cut out the slower songs though. And Andy Irvine's witterings about how it was all great craic back in the day back in Dublin/Clare/London/Donegal.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:06, Reply)
It just doesn't make much sense
I blame over-exposure
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:17, Reply)
Anything by Whitney should be banished to the depths of hell
and she can take Mariah fucking Carey with her too.

ALT: nobody - I seem to have two left feet, one of which is on backwards. But I can shake my lovely long hair a bit.....
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:00, Reply)
are you crazy? Mariah Carey? You're crazy.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:02, Reply)
Any man who has seen the video to 'Fantasy' by Mariah Carey may very well ask you to get to fuck.
So get to fuck.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:04, Reply)
It's not that long
unless it's grown since that picture.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:05, Reply)
it has grown
beyond the bra strap - that pic is a couple of years old.......now excuse me whilst I get to fuck........
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:24, Reply)
Alt: absolutely any one of you, obviously

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:02, Reply)
Wait wait wait
how's your hip hop stylee?
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:06, Reply)
I will beat ANYONE at a booty shaking contest.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:06, Reply)
Booty shaking isn't dancing though, is it
And I would batter you, or anyone else here, in a hip-hop dance battle.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:15, Reply)
it totally is
salsa involves booty shaking, does it not?
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:19, Reply)
Salsa's not a real dance either
It's just a load of wiggling. No technique. Lazy.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:24, Reply)
okay, fine, whatever

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:27, Reply)
I have performed my breakdance $k1llz on stage in front of 3000 people before.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:10, Reply)
Was it in Wormwood Scrubs?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:12, Reply)
Brixton Academy

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:15, Reply)
POIDH

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:14, Reply)
I have some somewhere actually.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:16, Reply)
I forgot you can break
I might have to concede a chink in my armour here
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:14, Reply)
could, dear boy - could.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:17, Reply)
My utter lack of experience in the field forces me to concede you could probably still beat me in a break battle

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:25, Reply)
I have a Level 42 song going around my head at the moment
so I'll say that one.

We close our eyes, we never lose the game
Imagination never lets us take the blame.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:03, Reply)
In before Monty says something about Level 42 being my favourite band

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:04, Reply)
DAAAAMNNNNN YOUUUUUUUUU

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:05, Reply)
I am Kropotkin AICYFP

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:05, Reply)
haha
what was this from? It's something I still say
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:10, Reply)
Was it Go West?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:11, Reply)
With a spoon?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:12, Reply)
life is peaceful there

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:12, Reply)
It was Punt and Dennis

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:12, Reply)
That wasn't Level 42.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:04, Reply)
Really? Who was it?
I've got a Living in a Box song on back up, just in case.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:05, Reply)
It was Go West.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:06, Reply)
Is it Living in a Box by Living in a Box taken from Living in a Box?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:06, Reply)
By Go West?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:06, Reply)
They weren't terribly imaginative, that band.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:09, Reply)
Their whole career has gone west since those halcyon days.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:11, Reply)
So what we're saying here is that the song I quoted
wasn't actually by Level 42 at all?

This sub thread has been rather vague on that subject.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:14, Reply)
To be honest I'm not so sure. Maybe you should ask the board?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:15, Reply)
It was Go West.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:05, Reply)
Gutted.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:06, Reply)
Was it Go West?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:06, Reply)
It was also the theme tune for the classic kids animated movie Fievel Goes West

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:09, Reply)
With a knife!

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:09, Reply)
That was Go West, surely?
Certainly not Level 42.

*edit* fucksocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:06, Reply)
I think it was Go West.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:07, Reply)
Now that I think about it
I think it was Furniture.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:08, Reply)
That medley of Grease songs can fuck right off
It enrages me and I have no idea why.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:08, Reply)
Because it's shit?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:08, Reply)
Oh undoubtedly
But I think I also hate it more because that musical depicts a time at school where everything ends happily ever after, and my school experience was a stark contrast.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:10, Reply)
So many times over this
Exactly why I don't like Grease
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:12, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1281764
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:15, Reply)
Weeping uncontollably in the Woodwork Room with Sir's spunk and not a little blood trickling down your inside leg?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:12, Reply)
He stopped looking me in the eyes when we made love

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:15, Reply)
Then he cranked up your bollocks in a vice, right?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:18, Reply)
That's just it Monty
He didn't. Not like he used to anyway, there was no feeling in it, just going through the motions. So cold.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:22, Reply)
whereas
Jive Bunny Mastermix was a classic piece of musical history
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:09, Reply)
ONE TWO ONE TWO ONE-WA-ONE-W-W-ONE TWO THREE O'CLOCK FOUR O'CLOCK ROCK.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:14, Reply)
Yeah, I know the order of that one off by heart.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:17, Reply)
I had "you're the one that I want" stuck in my head the other day.
It's really difficult to remember the second verse.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:12, Reply)
Jai Ho by Nicole Scherzinger drives me up the fucking wall
as does that "Right There" song my wife insists on listening too all the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:08, Reply)
oh lordy me, I know Jai Ho, it was not popular here at all
she's fucking shit, I don't know what our nations obsession with her is

BRING BACK CHEZZA!
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:10, Reply)
Technically Jai Ho was by the Pussycat Dolls, not Nicole Scherzinger.
Although PCD are basically "Nicole Scherzinger and her backing dancers".

Oh yes, I went there. *snaps*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:12, Reply)
there was one of them whose sole contriburion to the group
was that she could put her leg a mile over her head. She did it in every bloody video they ever did.

Then she tried to go solo.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:20, Reply)
I was most disappointed with them when they materialised
I was expecting them to be a) much, much more attractive and b) significantly better dancers. Although having seen Nicole's solo videos, I've come to the conclusion that the rest of them had to dance below themselves to allow her to keep up.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:23, Reply)
I'm sure I saw a documentary somewhere
where Christina Aguilera joined the Pussycat Lounge for an evening, or a week, or something. That at least made them look attractive, and differrent from every other female singing group ever.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:25, Reply)
Christina Aguilera has more talent in her little finger than the rest of PCD, or their entire combined family trees going back to the days of yore, put together

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:31, Reply)
That one by Mumford and Sons.
I don't know the name, just the song. Tedious pseudo-folk beloved of people who have no taste in music.

I'd totally kick all yer arses in a dance-off if it was a Riverdance-off.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:09, Reply)
I hope kittenfaceceilidhband inherits her mums vitriolic bile rather than her dads laid back attitude.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:11, Reply)
And my height.

(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:13, Reply)
AND MY AXE!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:14, Reply)
Hahahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:16, Reply)
further proof that I am right about you being a closet larper

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:17, Reply)
Not really, he's just 'really into film, you know?'

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:18, Reply)
yeah, it's good to quote from films

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:20, Reply)
...because only LARPers have seen Lord of the Rings.
I suppose it is a bit of a 'cult' 'underground' LARP-scene classic.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:19, Reply)
defensive, eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:22, Reply)
*rolls a 19*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:31, Reply)
Oi a lot of my friends are LARPers!
hahahaha lol jk! LARPers don't have friends
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:43, Reply)
:(
reactionary thickoid!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:45, Reply)
+ wound
I'm sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:18, Reply)
Riverdance
Or as it's also known, dancing for people who can't be bothered to learn a proper dance. If you're only moving your legs it's not dancing, just spazzing.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:13, Reply)
Irish dance is beautiful.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:14, Reply)
There was an Ed Byrne routine that said something very similar

(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:16, Reply)
Tell that to a Cossack.
I actually do set dancing. You move your arms for that.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:18, Reply)
I've no problem with Irish dancing in itself
I've just got no time for any form of dance which doesn't use the whole body. Lazy.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:20, Reply)
In all fairness
The legs bit is a lot to concentrate on.
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:21, Reply)
I imagine it helps if you can dislocate your knees at will...

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:24, Reply)
They must be barely able to walk by 35.
Can't be good for the joints!
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:26, Reply)
Ballroom's a bit too flouncey for me.

(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:24, Reply)
It's a hell of a lot more technical than you imagine before you get stuck in

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:30, Reply)
You mean you do more than flounce?

(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:39, Reply)
Yeah, he does men as well.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:41, Reply)
There is nothing remotely flouncey about the majority of it
I'll give you the Viennese Waltz and the Samba, mind. Everything in Ballroom is astonishingly technical. How the fuck the professionals make it look so easy I will never know.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:42, Reply)
My flouncing jibes are wasted here.

(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:47, Reply)
I will hear naught against the noble art of Ballroom dancing

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:00, Reply)
I wasn't mocking the dancing, I was mocking you.
*sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:01, Reply)
I am aware of this
You know how I could tell? Cos you were replying to me on B3ta
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:16, Reply)
Pretty much anything by the Beautiful South
is enough to have me wanting to go spontaneously deaf. Their hideous, nauseatingly twee bilge is an affront to music.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:13, Reply)
oh god! I had a housemate
who played their Greatest Hits album over and over and over. I nearly had to scooop my brain out with a spoon when a few months later we went through Rotterdam
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:16, Reply)
The thing is
that their lyrics are about serious subject matters, but the arrangements are just soooo fucking cloying it makes me want to sick up a lung.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:17, Reply)
They are wankers and the singer looks like Ron Dixon. Not a good look.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:22, Reply)
Or anywhere

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:17, Reply)
Nice.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:21, Reply)
Bollocks
There are far, far worse bands from a similar time that you could have called out. Crowded House and Deacon Blue, to name but two.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:18, Reply)
Crowded House weren't the worst.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:19, Reply)
^^ This

(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:19, Reply)
They were the second worst. After 'Ping'.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:21, Reply)
Oh dear
Why did you dredge them up? You've just upset yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:22, Reply)
I cannot get his sweaty face out of my mind.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:23, Reply)
Leave 'Ping' alone. They amused me.
Crowded House are fucking dreadful though. And always, always, there is a Crowded House song in the first five songs at an Open Mic night. That makes me hate them even more.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:26, Reply)
Beautiful South were, at times, achingly beautiful.
Especially that French version of Dream A Little Dream Of Me.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:22, Reply)
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH

My sweaty arsecrack is more achingly beautiful than Ron Dixon and his malformed Merrie Men.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:25, Reply)
^this

(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:27, Reply)
Thanks!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:28, Reply)
Hey, Apey's not here
Probably up to his arse in nappies or something. Somebody had to say someone was achingly beautiful.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:32, Reply)
Well, it is achingly beautiful.

(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:32, Reply)
Beautifully aching.

(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:37, Reply)
Deacon Blue were, and are, fucking great.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:22, Reply)
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

No. They. Fucking. Are/Were. Not. You. Deaf. Cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:23, Reply)
Once again you have made me giggle like a loon

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:25, Reply)
Haha, I did a rain dance.
Of course they're fucking shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:25, Reply)
Phew.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:25, Reply)
I must disagree.
I have an absolute hatred of them as a band, and of their music. They're so shit that if you flushed their entire musical output down a toilet, it would be turned away from the sewage works on account of being too shit to get in.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:23, Reply)
I fucking hate those cunts. Paul Heaton's voice makes me feel ill.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:20, Reply)
I don't think it should die a death because it's great
But 'Superstition' by Stevie Wonder is following me around. It gets played just about everywhere I go at the moment. It's freaking me out a little.
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:15, Reply)
I had that with 'Always Have, Always Will' by Ace Of Base
It went on for YEARS.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:17, Reply)
Christ, at least Stevie's is a great tune.

(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:18, Reply)
Oh, many, many 'memorable' songs.
Let's start with teh Titanic song, move swiftly through the Bodyguard song and the Robin Hood song, and head straight for the Ghost song.

In fact, almost any 'epic' movie song. Yes, MoonRiver, I'm looking at you too.

Alt: no-one, because I am arthritic and can only stand in one place shaking my hips around seductively. And that's not even a real dance. Having said that, it does get the job done.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:15, Reply)
You leave Moon River alone!
You can have the rest though
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:19, Reply)
Moon River is shit.
And Holly Golightly wanted a fucking slap. Silly tart.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:23, Reply)
No question
but Robin Hood was a badass motherfucker, it doesn't provide Bryan Adams with any redeeming features
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:28, Reply)
No, Kevin Costner gan get to fuck as well.
I hate the one-expressioned mongoloid more than i hate Nicholas Cage. Which is saying something.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:29, Reply)
Costner was a crap Locksley, no doubt
But he was still ROBIN FUCKING HOOD.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:30, Reply)
Cary Elwes was better

(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:31, Reply)
Sinatra was even better.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:33, Reply)
Sinatra? Really?
I had no idea he'd played him.
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:36, Reply)
Not strictly speaking
but in Robin & the seven hoods - which, for a mucical, is cocking ACE! And it has Peter Falk in it.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:38, Reply)
He was, if only for the "I can do an English accent" line
Terrible film though. No-one touches Errol Flynn as the Hood. NO-ONE.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:38, Reply)
Not even Russell Crowe!
Mwahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:47, Reply)
I forgot
Robin Hood is revered as some sort of pikey GOD where you come from, isn't he?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:48, Reply)
The phrase you're looking for is "folk hero"
and yes. A bit like your lot with William Wallace, except more likely to have actually existed.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:56, Reply)
William Wallace definitely existed
It just everything in Braveheart was utter bollocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:06, Reply)
The bit where he led a Scottish army to defeat an English one was especially funny

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:16, Reply)
Wallace and Moray led the Scottish against the English at Stirling Bridge and defeated them
fact
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:31, Reply)

as on
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:49, Reply)
hahahha

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:51, Reply)
Those power house vocalists sort of make me want to scrape my ears out.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:21, Reply)
They make me want to scrape *their* lungs out.
Also, since we've had the whole Simon Cowell-powered hits, every fucking song has to have a completely pointless key change somewhere in the middle.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:23, Reply)
And people clapping through the first ten seconds of it, like they're applauding themselves for recognising the song.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:24, Reply)
They used to do that on 'Stars in their Eyes'
We know what level we're dealing with now.
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:25, Reply)
It's extremely rare that one of his projects make it here
even if they're from American Idol, it's extremely rare
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:25, Reply)
Weren't Kelly Clarkson and Jennifer Hudson his?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:26, Reply)
Jennifer Hudson got rejected from Idol
Cowell told her she'd only get one shot, and she'd blown it. Good call.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:29, Reply)
Yeah but she's making bank now and has an oscar

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:32, Reply)
And she's lost 80lbs
That's like a whole pussycat doll!
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:35, Reply)
That's what I meant
The "Good call" was meant to be saracastic. Telling a woman who can do justice to "And I Am Telling You I'm Not Going", never mind win an Oscar for it, that she's not good enough for American Idol has to be one of the all-time lapses in judgement.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:37, Reply)
I thought you meant it was a good call for him.
I don't know, I don't watch american idol.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:39, Reply)
Have you ever seen this?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYCCavxFqSU
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:48, Reply)
I hadn't
Bloody hell that girl can sing. Shame about the face. Never stopped Mariah, mind
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:57, Reply)
I think she was about 11 there...

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:00, Reply)
Yeah, as well as a fuck load of others that didn't quite make it in the pop music industry

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:30, Reply)
Yuck
Cowell the fucking karaoke Sauron.
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:31, Reply)
i hate american idol
i really really do
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:32, Reply)
I love Kelly Clarkson
I've seen her live three times.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:32, Reply)
are you for real?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:34, Reply)
Absolutley
First time I went I had to go on my own as the Mrs decided to go Ski-ing. Fantastic concert.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:35, Reply)
He paid to see Foreigner, Krizz.
Foreigner.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:35, Reply)
No, I paid to see Journey and Styx.
I thought Foreigner would be a little bonus, but they weren't.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:39, Reply)
I don't think I know a single song they sing.
Off the top of my head, I mean.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:39, Reply)
AH WANNA KNOW WHAT LURVE ISSSSSSSS
AH WANCHOO DA SCHOAMEEEEEEE.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:45, Reply)
Oh okay
I think I like that song
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:49, Reply)
Just because they come over here taking our jobs doesn't mean they're necessarily a crap band, Monty
The songs do that.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:41, Reply)
Anything by Mariah Canary
Warbling bucketcunt
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:23, Reply)
Watch it PJ
she has fans on here - would you like to join me in "getting to fuck"?
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:26, Reply)
On whose orders?

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:28, Reply)
Reverend Fister
And I suspect Kristine is a fan too.......
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:30, Reply)
Well they can get tae fuck too

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:32, Reply)
There's no need for you to fuck off
you've been one of the best semi-new people we've had in quite a while.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:33, Reply)
I'm not condoning the music
But I am condoning the boning.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:35, Reply)
hmm....not a fan on the whole, more of sometimes I like to hear that one or two songs I like of hers
plus, milk did her body goooooood
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:38, Reply)
She can;'t sing
and she's not attractive. Also, she appears to be some kind of massive diva.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:28, Reply)

diva dildo
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:30, Reply)
I like how its ok to slag off music
but it's not ok to slag off art
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:26, Reply)
It's ok to slag off anything, you don't write the rules around here, harpy.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:28, Reply)
Yeh well just try it
Suddenly you're a reactionary thickoid.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:31, Reply)
Awww, this sounds like the voice of experience.
Did someone pick on you? Who was it? I'll 'ave 'em.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:32, Reply)
I changed my sig and cried myself to sleep

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:32, Reply)
...and no one on here
argues when people say they don't like a song/band?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:32, Reply)
Hmmm I wouldn't say they react in the same way
as the defenders of the arts did yesterday.

Anyway most bands/songs are shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:33, Reply)
Sorry, I'd probably be one of them
the problem tends to be that art (especially conceptual stuff) gets a bit of a kicking in the media from journalists who just like to be outraged, so it's easy to be defensive by accident.
Then you end up in a snob/counter snob situation. It Blows.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:37, Reply)
I'm outraged dammit!
Damn outraged!
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:38, Reply)
I think there was a trolling element to that
at least I hope so.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:42, Reply)
See also Summer of 69 by crater faced 'rocker' Bryan Adams.
God I hate that song so much.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:29, Reply)
Wanked until his fingers bled.
Fucking hate that song too.
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:30, Reply)
I just hate the way it gets dragged out at works Christmas parties
and family weddings as a sop to anyone who asks for something a bit rockier that the Pizza Hut song or Bob the Fucking Builder or Superman. It's always that and Living on a fucking Prayer that gets trotted out.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:34, Reply)
Bon Jovi can fuck off as well.
Oh shit, you've made me remember I have my cousin's 21st in a few weeks. It will be like the hellish scenario you've described.
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:35, Reply)
Bon Jovi are one of the hardest working bands to have ever toured
and they're still shite
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:36, Reply)
Like like like!!

(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:38, Reply)
I die a little bit inside
when I go to friends birthday parties and there are 40-something adults shaking their thang on the dancefloor to what are, essentially, children's novelty records in not quite perfect synchronicity.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:40, Reply)
that just makes me laugh

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:41, Reply)
Seriously, I cringe with embarrassment for the poor deluded mongs.
You're 40 years old for fuck's sake and you know all the bloody hand actions to the pizza hut song. HAVE YOU NO SHAME???
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:44, Reply)
hehe
I got my parents and my friends parents (all around 60) onto the dance floor at a wedding the other week.

Then got the DJ to play Time Warp.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:46, Reply)
Don't get me started on YMCA.
It's only four fucking letters, but the number of people I've seen cock that up in a monumentally inept display of signed dyslexia is astonishing.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:49, Reply)


CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:51, Reply)
Oh, god.
I only danced to two songs at my wedding. And one of them was the Macarena.

*shames*
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:49, Reply)
hahahahhahah!
was that your first dance?

I had a ceilidh band especially to avoid this occurrence when so many cameras are around
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:51, Reply)
We didn'y have a first dance.
He wanted some slow dirge, to which he would shuffle me roun dthe dance floor with his hands on my arse.

I wanted 'If you want to be happy for the rest of your life' which was too fast for his poor old frame to handle.

I did get him to struggle through 'Ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman' when he'd had a few drinks, though.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:54, Reply)
Music at weddings is common.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:52, Reply)
We had two live bands at ours.
People lapped it up.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:53, Reply)
Cunnilingus on the dance floor?
Now that *is* common!
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:55, Reply)
After all, the place was crawling with snatch.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:56, Reply)
Sophie Ellis-Bextor's less well-received song.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:56, Reply)
Clickin' this.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:01, Reply)
The fucking what song?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:49, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3dPXxPGbmM
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:50, Reply)
DON'T CLICK IT MONTY!

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:51, Reply)
Haha

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:52, Reply)
DON'T CLICK THAT
It's the embodiment of evil in audio form.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:52, Reply)
I've never heard of the Pizza Hut song

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:51, Reply)
Please, please continue to live in ignorance.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:52, Reply)
I hated it even when it was just an annoying song
in Brownies
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:52, Reply)
It came out a few months after I left teaching.
Seeing as my name was Miss McDonald, I am *so* glad I missed out on that being sung at the back of every fucking class. It took almost the first term of studiously ignoring them for the 'Old MacDonald' to stop.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:57, Reply)
You don't fancy popping across to Newton Aycliffe two weeks tomorrow do you?
A massive chav-fest it shall be.
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:43, Reply)
I think I'll pass, thanks all the same mate.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:45, Reply)
Don't blame you :)

(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:45, Reply)
I think I'd rather attempt to shave using a cheese grater than subject myself to that.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:46, Reply)
I have to leave the room if it comes on at a function
for fear of gnashing my teeth so hard I bite through my own jaw.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:30, Reply)
YOU SHUT YOUR DIRTY MOUTH
I LOVE THAT SONG
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:31, Reply)
You posed the question K
I'm merely answering it as I was invited to do.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:42, Reply)
true enough, do go on

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:45, Reply)
i secretly like it
because it was the only thing with guitars that they'd play at the shitty club I went to when I was 1st year at Uni. That and something by Bon Jovi
. Terrible songs, but they hold a special place in my heart
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:31, Reply)
Argh

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:32, Reply)
Ever since I read about the misheard opening lyrics I take great pleasure from that song.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:33, Reply)
Please elaborate

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:44, Reply)
I got my first sex sting?
With a knife?
by Go West?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:46, Reply)
'I had my first real sex dream'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:47, Reply)
I imagined it would be
I got my first erection
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:50, Reply)
That is quite amusing
But you can't buy dreams at the five and dime. IT MAKES NO SENSE IN THE CONTEXT OF THE SONG
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:52, Reply)
You can - on the 'top shelf'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:53, Reply)
Shit shit shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:46, Reply)
Their cover of the Troggs' 'Love is all around' really isn't good, eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:47, Reply)
The bastards were number one on the day I was born with another cover.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:48, Reply)
"With a little help from my friends"?

(888777555, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:51, Reply)
Yep

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:53, Reply)
Great song originally , though few realise it's a Beatles song from Sgt Pepper.
Its been a no.1 hit by 3 other artists which clouded its heritage somewhat.
(888777555, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:54, Reply)
The Beatles were fucking shit*
*copyright Monty Boyce 1913.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:56, Reply)
Better together than apart
'Imagine there's no Heaven
It's easy if you try'

Fuck the fuck off, you fucking hippy bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:59, Reply)
Much to my shame, there was a version from Fame Academy that I quite liked
And I don't mean the Sam & Mark version.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:56, Reply)
'few realise'? really?
I'd say fewer remember the shitty cover
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:58, Reply)
Most people think it was by Joe Cocker.
His 1969 version IS considered the best though.
(888777555, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:00, Reply)
I'm sure they don't.
And Cocker's version is also shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:02, Reply)
Davros, he only knows 100 people
and they are all either his age, or younger and female.

So in his strange world he is correct, most people think it's by cocker.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:04, Reply)
Well from what I've seen on reality TV most people credit the song to Cocker and perform his arrangement.
Wet Wet Wet also did this, credit to Sam and Mark for performing the Beatles arrangement.
(888777555, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:07, Reply)
I like it...
although, nobody can sing as well as Ringo, eh? :-P
(888777555, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:04, Reply)
Joe Cocker's voice
is the musical equivalent of Cyril Smith straining to do a really big shit in a service station off the M1 after he's just eaten a 12 egg omlette.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:06, Reply)
Haha!
I like this
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:22, Reply)
This easily qualifies
for the most staggering display of youthful naivety since the Empowered Womens Pole Dancing Club opened up in Manchester.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:00, Reply)
I shall click this post
For being both true and funny. One day we shall look back upon it as a paragon of virtues lost to us.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:07, Reply)
You're friends with Wet Wet Wet?
Utter cunts really do gravitate towards each other, it seems.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:53, Reply)
I'm just teasing you FF.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:53, Reply)
Don't lie to the child, Monty.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:53, Reply)
You had better be
I've decided to defend the young lad
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:55, Reply)
I like him.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:57, Reply)
I admire his brass neck.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:58, Reply)
I need some red wine
45 minutes of work left then I'm cycling the 11 miles home then getting some.

Relevance? None but I felt like letting you know
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:59, Reply)
Easy choices I know
But

Mr Fucking Bloody
Bob the Bastard Builder
Tele Fucking tubbies
Fast Fucking Food Fucking Rockers
Black Fucking Lace

etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:53, Reply)
Now hang on - 'Superman' by Black Lace is a fucking TUNE.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:54, Reply)
So is Dance Magic Dance by Bowie

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:55, Reply)
I saw my Baby, trying hard as Babe could try!
What could I do?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:02, Reply)
S Club 7 "Don't stop moving"
and "We speak no Americano"
Nuff said.
(888777555, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:57, Reply)
I love Rachel Stevens.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:09, Reply)
I would.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:10, Reply)
Uh. Yeah.
Some of her songs are quite shit, but there's a few I love.
One in particular, Queen, used to play on the muzak player at work a few years ago. Gooooooood I love that song.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:13, Reply)
'Fuck that Shit' by CombiChrist


Anything by Go West.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:58, Reply)
Wotcha Monty.
Still going for the populist vote, I see.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:00, Reply)
Hello old bean.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:27, Reply)
Every single thing Phil Collins has even been near in his entire life.
Genesis were fucking RUBBISH. 'Easy Lover' is probably the best song he did - and that's shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:00, Reply)
Even the early prog years under Peter Gabriel?

(888777555, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:00, Reply)
They were discovered by Jonathan 'I'm not a nonce' King.
I think that says it all.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:05, Reply)
Yes. They were shit from day one.
The Lamb Lies Down on Broadway is a tedious mountain of self-indulgent wank only matched by the likes of Emerson, Lake and fucking Palmer or 'Wall' era Pink Floyd. Horrendous.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:06, Reply)
'Hippy condemns hippies'
How fucking Alanis Morissette is that?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:07, Reply)
as you may expect
I agree with you up until the Wall bit. But we don't need to go over that again.

In other news, I listened to more Wolf People last night. Really great stuff. I think you'd probably like them better than Black Mountain, if you ever actually listened to either of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:09, Reply)
I'm a Floyd fan myself, but even I'd admit "The Final Cut" is a dreadful tuneless faux-profound Neo-Marxist dirge.
Their early years were the best, up until "Animals"
(888777555, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:10, Reply)
True fact

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:12, Reply)
my god, he's actually said something sensible.
Although I like The Wall and even Division Bell.

I'm going to test you here: what is their best song?

also: if you like that sort of stuff, try listening to these modern bands:
Wolf People
Black Mountain
Pure Reason Revolution
Bigelf
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:13, Reply)
"Fat Old Sun" from "Atom Heart Mother"

(888777555, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:15, Reply)
an interesting choice
unfortunately the answer is Echoes
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:16, Reply)
No the Answer is Bike
Closely followed by See Emily Play
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:27, Reply)
Arnold Layne and The Nile Song have to be up there too.

(888777555, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:29, Reply)
They are all good songs
but not a patch on Echoes
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:32, Reply)
Bah.
"AHM" will always be the one for me, with its zany, quintessentially British psychedelia.
(888777555, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:34, Reply)
I have a great recording of them doing the whole thing live on John Peel's show

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:35, Reply)
Echoes is fantastic
But it wasn't on Piper at the Gates of dawn and is 70's Floyd and everyone knows 60's Floyd was the best.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:35, Reply)
I prefer the 70s stuff myself
but that is not to say that the 60s stuff isn't outstanding.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:36, Reply)
Look Monty and I have established that Piper at the Gates of Dawn is the best Floyd Album
There's no arguing. It's scientific fact, there's no real evidence for it but it is scientific fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:37, Reply)
I disagree with Monty on a lot of things.
So far I've loved all the music he's sent my way, but I disagree with a bunch of the stuff he dislikes.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:40, Reply)
The Pet Shop Boys

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:00, Reply)
Go West?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:02, Reply)
And the rest
I mean what have I done to deserve it?
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:03, Reply)
Actually.
You are being boring.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:06, Reply)
Actually I think they are Absolutely Fabulous

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:10, Reply)
Very.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:15, Reply)
alright Dr T?
been a while since I've seen you around here
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:17, Reply)
Anything with a knife.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:01, Reply)
Does this include Peter Gabriel's Genesis song "The Knife"?

(888777555, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:02, Reply)
and Therapy?'s
The Knives?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:04, Reply)
It's just called "Knives"
And no, that one doesn't count. It's awesome.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:05, Reply)
good
I was worried
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:06, Reply)
how about Dire Strait's Six Blade Knife?
that's a good tune
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:08, Reply)
For gods sake, I wasn't actually being serious you gurning sockfucker.
I was just dropping the "with a knife" meme in here.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:11, Reply)
what about José Gonzalez' cover of Heartbeats
by The Knife?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:14, Reply)
Is that a cover?
Cracking tune.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:17, Reply)
it is
have a listen to the original and you will appreciate how fucking clever José is.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:18, Reply)
Midknife Rambler by The Rolling Stones?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:11, Reply)
Trick With A knife - Strawpeople

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 17 Jul 2011, 23:25, Reply)
I would quite like to..
.. erase The Streets from living (or dead) memory, personally.
(darras jeg har en grevling i hodet. Grevling, grevlang, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:39, Reply)

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