Work.
I get the serious hump when I have to clear up other people's problems.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:33, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

ah well, at least it's Friday, won't be going on much longer
and you probably have something to look forward to at the weekend.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:34, Reply)

Yeah, I suppose.
Alcohol makes things better.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:35, Reply)

Yup, solves all things
If that doesn't work, try telling Cavy that Wales is just a 'Comedy Nation', sit back and watch her rant. That's funny that is.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:37, Reply)

ffs
I AM NOT WELSH
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:38, Reply)

It's like I have my own personal "Leek Signal"
I just need to mention your mother land and you appear, now there's loverly.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:40, Reply)

just because you are so much of a city
boy you think that 'greenbelt' is the tufts of moss between paving sstones
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:39, Reply)

Nothing wrong with cities, look you.
No need to be jealous, just because we have newfangled things such as vowels.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:41, Reply)

That's as maybe, but I can see things further ahead of me
than 2ft and the water from the tap isn't someone else's urine
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:45, Reply)

This, in London.
However, sheep.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:47, Reply)

you know
I lived in Wales for 4 years and never saw a sheep
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:50, Reply)

They were all locked up in the brothels

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:51, Reply)

are you in that London, too?
bad luck
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:50, Reply)

Nope.
I live in the Northern Wastes.

Yorkshire.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:55, Reply)

much nicer
I'm (technically) a northerner myself - don't believe that quixote guy
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:57, Reply)

Oh right?
Wakefield isn't all it is cracked up to be though.

Although that may just be my mood.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 17:00, Reply)

She's just in denial
I've met her, she's just like Catherine Zeta Jones, the resemblance is uncanny.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 17:02, Reply)

a raven-haired welsh film star
I'm just like her
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 17:10, Reply)

London is just a grubby
churning hole of people and things and noises and hate
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 17:11, Reply)

you live outside london
every one who lives out there is a northerner, with the exception of a few carrot crunchers.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 17:00, Reply)

Weak Welshy, weak
I'll wager the water from your tap, if indeed you have a tap, has about the same piss-content mine, might be a bit less human and a bit more sheep mind... and it what I can see more than 2ft ahead of me if fucking Wales, you may keep it.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:48, Reply)

sorry? what's that?
I can't hear you over all your constant traffic noise and screams of the dying beneath the blades of 12 year olds on drugs
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:51, Reply)

I live in New Cross
That is uncannily accurate, but I survive, coz I'm hard me.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:52, Reply)

you're only hard because
you like to sex up cars and there are lots of cars

edit: you can never find a picture of a man with his dick in a car when you need one
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:54, Reply)

Dear me, that's also weak
and there is so much more to be made of my living in possibly the scummiest part of south London. it really is one of the few places that lives up to the stabby reputation of the area in general.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:59, Reply)

yeah, but I don't know that
only people in London care about different areas of London. The rest of the country rolls it's eyes and gets on with life not in a cesspit
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 17:01, Reply)

too easy
not

one of the nice things about London is not having to come into contact with shit on a regular basis.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 17:03, Reply)

except all the people
and all the places and the attitude and shitty humid underground system
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 17:08, Reply)

Another loverly thing about London
is that if you ignore people they will ignore you too, which is nice. The underground system is not the nicest but if you want to actually get somewhere it beats the shit out of not having one, and there's always buses, you know proper buses that come every 5 minutes and run through the night.

This just leaves the attitude, which is one of natural superiority, as is our right.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 17:12, Reply)

Aye
But at least England isn't so dull that teenagers are committing suicide out of sheer boredom.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:52, Reply)

I saw that ninja!
I'll be honest I can't defend this place for long (just like the Welsh) I've been trying to leave for years
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:55, Reply)