"Hey Hermione"
"What Ron?"

"I've got a new spell."

"Really."

"Look: ENGORGIO!!"

"Wow. That's impressive."
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 14:59, 188 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Still ginge though.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:02, Reply)

But quite good looking

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:43, Reply)

Neville is the one who has my friends drooling at both ends at the minute

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:46, Reply)

Really?
I don't like any of them much, but I'd choose Ron, I think.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:49, Reply)

Aye
He's transformed himself a bit
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:55, Reply)

Delete this thread
Shut up
and then
fuck off
(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:03, Reply)

there's a lot of over-sensitivity around here these days
what's with that?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:41, Reply)

Deliberate over reactions are funny.
If you don't think so I hope you die of AIDS
(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:43, Reply)

on the basis of the officelol caused by that post
I can safely say that I do think they are funny
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:49, Reply)

"Hay Che Grimsdale"
"What gonz?"

"I've got a really good new spell."

"Really."

"Look: FUCK OFF YOU DULL CUNT, STOP BEING SUCH A CHORE ON YOUR FAMILY AND SORT YOUR SHIT OUT"

"Wow. I think I'm going to commit suicide now"

The rest of humanity: "YAY !"
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:04, Reply)

Good afternoon to you too!
What are you like on Monday mornings, if this is you on a Friday afternoon!

Sheesh!
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:41, Reply)

well it made me laugh

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:07, Reply)

That's because you're subnormal.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:10, Reply)

This^
also easily pleased. It's why I like you so very very much.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:15, Reply)

Boom boom!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:22, Reply)

as much as it pains me to say it
Noel is very likeable
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:40, Reply)

I know
That's why I very like him. Quite fond of you too, in small doses. /gay
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:43, Reply)

I only come in big doses.

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:49, Reply)

So I've heard.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:50, Reply)

how is your mum?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:51, Reply)

Recovering nicely thanks

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:51, Reply)

splendid!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:54, Reply)

Yes, they say she'll be walking without the sticks again soon.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:54, Reply)

I see an uncanny resemblance
in our user names!

Not met you before: Hello.
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:38, Reply)

Hi

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:40, Reply)

You are Russell Howard on Moct The Week AICMFP

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:10, Reply)

I owe you an email.
:)
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:21, Reply)

"REPLIVIO!!"
Ah, it's too easy to annoy people on this site isn't it?

I'm sure they still play computer games too.

Smirks.
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:37, Reply)

What's wrong with playing video games? They're just as a valid medium to tell stories as movies.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:39, Reply)

I wish I'd never taken you off 'ignore' now
Still, as you're here, you're wrong. They aren't as valid a medium to tell stories as movies. Just as internet threads are not.
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:54, Reply)

it's a different form of narrative is all

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:57, Reply)

different +fucking bent
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:59, Reply)

naaa, games are good.
it's rare that one will be awesome in terms of story and character development, but the same can be said for a lot of films.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:00, Reply)

^This
I've played some truly engaging and emotive games, and watched similarly evocative films.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:01, Reply)

Never said they were not good
just that they were not as good a form of narative as a film. Just films are rarely if ever as good in this regard as books. All these forms have their merits, but don't let your love of a form blind you to it's inability to do things is was not designed for as well as something else that was.

By way of comparison I love my bike but I'm not one of these tedious tits who will claim it's better than a car in all circumstances, because it's just not.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:06, Reply)

I'm sorry, rational arguments aren't welcome here

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:07, Reply)

yeah
*shakes reactionary fist*
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:08, Reply)

in which case: Fuck you you smug cunt
and your little sheepy friend too.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:11, Reply)

You implied they were 'fucking bent' as a form of narrative
If you were not therefore meaning they were not good, then one must ask why you chose the phrase 'fucking bent'. From this I can only infer that you think fucking benders is good.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:09, Reply)

I have nothing against fucking benders per se
were you offering? *cracks open lube*
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:13, Reply)

No
Thanks all the same though.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:16, Reply)

Oh well
you can't win 'em all
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:16, Reply)

If at first you don't succeed
Dust yourself off and try again.
*Does not apply to surviving a plane crash
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:18, Reply)

If at first you don't succeed
pull your foreskin over your heed.*
*may only work when delivered by Billy Connoly
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:20, Reply)

Taking your compairsions, you love your bike, but in some circamstances it's not as good as a car.... In what you said, you dismissed your 'bike' (the video game) as a valid form of transportation (medium to tale stories), period.
Some video games don't invoke much story or emotion at all, then again, sodku books don't eaither. Others are epic tales expanding many characters and stories that are generally written by established fiction authors. They add an extra level that can not be established in a film or book; choice. Sure, we all know that the princess is in another castle... but when you walk around the dystruction of hyrule, a once alive and peaceful town filled with people, then it feels you with a sense of dread, and the fact you have to restore the 5 sages to stop a powerful overlord who has bought distruction to the land (Zelda, Nintnendo). When you're chasing a red ballon attached to your photo-realistic child through a shopping mall, and eventually find him killed by a car - with the sudden darkness and rain pouring down and the internal darkness that encompases the mood of the main character (Heavy Rain, PS3). Then there is the likes of Portal 2, which has actual laugh out loud moments, and extreme skill.

I'm not a heavy gamer, but I don't dismiss it as a medium to tell stories... and in fact, in the UK, our games industry brings in more money than our films one.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 17:05, Reply)

wrong!
Just because you're stuck with the old linear narrative form, don't go dissing others, you reactionary thickoid
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:00, Reply)

Hey
If a reactionary thickoid can't slag off lesser mortals and their infantile forms of entertainment on the t'internet, things have come to a pretty pass, I must say.
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:05, Reply)

Baa!

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:06, Reply)

I'm not welsh!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:09, Reply)

No, you just dress up as a sheep
and vigorously masturbate with a leek for purely personal reasons.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:12, Reply)

How did you get those pictures!
And some of those reasons are commercial, I'll have you know
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:13, Reply)

I know I got them from your website
and a pretty penny they cost too.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:15, Reply)

you paid in welsh money then?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:46, Reply)

AWW MOI POUR BAYBIE ! DID SOMEONE DISAGREE WITH YOU? You tell papa who he is, I'll have their guts for gaters. Here, would you like fish fingers for tea?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 17:06, Reply)

email +al
(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:40, Reply)

It's funny because she actually does like it up the bum.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:47, Reply)

Y'know I figured her for the sort
It's that naughty twinkle in her eye.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:49, Reply)

she can fit a sixpack is what I heard
/garbled rumours
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:49, Reply)

All girls on the internet do.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:12, Reply)

*tut*
There ARE NO GIRLS on the internet.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:17, Reply)

I'm going to watch the film tonight
I don't expect any of you to find it as exciting as I do, but then, most of you know NOTHING!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:50, Reply)

NOTHING +a good film from a bad one
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:51, Reply)

Well
It's supposed to be a very good one, sorry to dissapoint you. The reviews are very good.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:55, Reply)

So were the reviews of Source Code
fuck it, Titanic won like eleventy one Oscars, when did these things have much to do with quality.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:01, Reply)

also, Sin City got slated and it's brilliant
reviews don't mean shit
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:04, Reply)

No
I read a lot of good reviews for Sin City!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:04, Reply)

Who the fuck slated Sin City?
Retards.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:05, Reply)

the Guardian

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:06, Reply)

Retards.

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:10, Reply)

They probably reviewed the wrong film.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:11, Reply)

it did kind of go on a bit

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:14, Reply)

Yeah
ok. I'll tell you tomorrow after I've seen it, right?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:04, Reply)

I wouldn't bother
your liking it will likely not no equate to my liking it. I hope you enjoy it, but it's not going to be my bag, although I suppose if I must be honest I'd admit the films that I've seen were OK if not mind blowing, the books on the other hand....
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:09, Reply)

I'm looking forward to it
and will enjoy it

don't know that I'm excited about it though
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:51, Reply)

Ok, maybe excited it's too much
but I haven't gone out in such a long time, this feels like a party!

Go for the 2D; the reviews for the 3D are really bad.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:59, Reply)

the only film I've seen in 3D that enhanced it was the new Tron film
so I wouldn't bother anyway.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:00, Reply)

I didn't with Tron, maybe I should have.
I saw Avatar and I'm still trying to delete it from my memory.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:03, Reply)

all I've seen in 3D
is The Creature From The Black Lagoon. I don't think that counts
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:05, Reply)

I'm looking forward to downloading it illegally.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:54, Reply)

You should go to prison.

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:59, Reply)

Why, is it free there too?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:00, Reply)

In prison
most things are free: water, food, soap, rape... you should give it a try.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:03, Reply)

You first.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:05, Reply)

I don't mind paying for stuff.
You do.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:09, Reply)

I like how you're insinuating that AA's so ugly he normally has to pay people to rape him

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:05, Reply)

It's true though.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:08, Reply)

Not all the time

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:10, Reply)

I'm looking forward to not seeing it
But instantly writing it off as 'just a kid's film'.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:56, Reply)

alright?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:59, Reply)

Yes thanks
This afternoon is dragging on though. You?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:00, Reply)

yeah good. me and the mrs have definite job offers in the post
my tattoo looks great, although itchy and the day has gone splendidly and quickly. Next hour may drag, but I can deal with that as the previous 6 or so flew by
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:05, Reply)

Awesome news about the job offers dude!!
Try slapping the inked area. Hard. It takes the sting out.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:06, Reply)

thanks dude.
it's not that bad yet. I'll bear that in mind though
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:11, Reply)

I hope you are using bepanthen.
I always use that stuff and never had the itches on a healing tattoo.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 17:29, Reply)

Not so much
is 12A, isn't it? And there's blood and stuff.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:01, Reply)

12 year-olds are still children
But I'm mainly being cheekily trollish. I have nothing against the films, but no desire to see them.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:03, Reply)

not watched the last one
and still not over having worked the night shifts in the bookshop when the last two came out.

to be fair, I had fun, I got to dress up and arse about but, still, it was madness
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:56, Reply)

The last one drags a bit
but it's for a good reason. You can always dress up today to go to the cinema!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:02, Reply)

it won't make much sense
until I see the one before, though. Plus going dressed up on my own is even sadder than things I normally do
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:02, Reply)

You can dress up
and wait in the queue and don't watch it! Result!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:07, Reply)

a perfect way to spend friday evening!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:10, Reply)

I thought the last one was excellent
so like the book I thought I'd seen it before.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:06, Reply)

I thought so too
but most people said it was too slow. I reckon they didn't read the book.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:09, Reply)

I reckon people haven't got any patience.
just because something moves slowly doesn't mean it's bad.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:11, Reply)

Unless the thing moving slowly is a huge fat person.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:30, Reply)

I've put a £25 bet on that Voldemort kills Harry at the end



I got REALLY good odds.


Fingers crossed then.
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:07, Reply)

Is this a spoiler?
I oughta punch you in your nutsack
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:14, Reply)

That's not cricket!
You can't just go round threatening to punch people in the twig and giggleberries, that shit ain't right!
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:31, Reply)

You're right it's not cricket it's GBH

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:43, Reply)

Arf!
Although I'm sure that's been done before.

Never mind, it's difficult to find anything original on this site outside of /board and QOTW.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:26, Reply)

hey, we're the arbiters of cool and original
on this board
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:28, Reply)

We're arbiters of neither.
Sorry, I'm very, very grumpy.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:29, Reply)

What's grumped you Luggy?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:33, Reply)

Work.
I get the serious hump when I have to clear up other people's problems.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:33, Reply)

ah well, at least it's Friday, won't be going on much longer
and you probably have something to look forward to at the weekend.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:34, Reply)

Yeah, I suppose.
Alcohol makes things better.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:35, Reply)

Yup, solves all things
If that doesn't work, try telling Cavy that Wales is just a 'Comedy Nation', sit back and watch her rant. That's funny that is.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:37, Reply)

ffs
I AM NOT WELSH
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:38, Reply)

It's like I have my own personal "Leek Signal"
I just need to mention your mother land and you appear, now there's loverly.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:40, Reply)

just because you are so much of a city
boy you think that 'greenbelt' is the tufts of moss between paving sstones
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:39, Reply)

Nothing wrong with cities, look you.
No need to be jealous, just because we have newfangled things such as vowels.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:41, Reply)

That's as maybe, but I can see things further ahead of me
than 2ft and the water from the tap isn't someone else's urine
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:45, Reply)

This, in London.
However, sheep.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:47, Reply)

you know
I lived in Wales for 4 years and never saw a sheep
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:50, Reply)

They were all locked up in the brothels

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:51, Reply)

are you in that London, too?
bad luck
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:50, Reply)

Nope.
I live in the Northern Wastes.

Yorkshire.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:55, Reply)

much nicer
I'm (technically) a northerner myself - don't believe that quixote guy
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:57, Reply)

Oh right?
Wakefield isn't all it is cracked up to be though.

Although that may just be my mood.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 17:00, Reply)

She's just in denial
I've met her, she's just like Catherine Zeta Jones, the resemblance is uncanny.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 17:02, Reply)

a raven-haired welsh film star
I'm just like her
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 17:10, Reply)

London is just a grubby
churning hole of people and things and noises and hate
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 17:11, Reply)

you live outside london
every one who lives out there is a northerner, with the exception of a few carrot crunchers.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 17:00, Reply)

Weak Welshy, weak
I'll wager the water from your tap, if indeed you have a tap, has about the same piss-content mine, might be a bit less human and a bit more sheep mind... and it what I can see more than 2ft ahead of me if fucking Wales, you may keep it.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:48, Reply)

sorry? what's that?
I can't hear you over all your constant traffic noise and screams of the dying beneath the blades of 12 year olds on drugs
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:51, Reply)

I live in New Cross
That is uncannily accurate, but I survive, coz I'm hard me.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:52, Reply)

you're only hard because
you like to sex up cars and there are lots of cars

edit: you can never find a picture of a man with his dick in a car when you need one
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:54, Reply)

Dear me, that's also weak
and there is so much more to be made of my living in possibly the scummiest part of south London. it really is one of the few places that lives up to the stabby reputation of the area in general.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:59, Reply)

yeah, but I don't know that
only people in London care about different areas of London. The rest of the country rolls it's eyes and gets on with life not in a cesspit
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 17:01, Reply)

too easy
not

one of the nice things about London is not having to come into contact with shit on a regular basis.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 17:03, Reply)

except all the people
and all the places and the attitude and shitty humid underground system
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 17:08, Reply)

Another loverly thing about London
is that if you ignore people they will ignore you too, which is nice. The underground system is not the nicest but if you want to actually get somewhere it beats the shit out of not having one, and there's always buses, you know proper buses that come every 5 minutes and run through the night.

This just leaves the attitude, which is one of natural superiority, as is our right.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 17:12, Reply)

Aye
But at least England isn't so dull that teenagers are committing suicide out of sheer boredom.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:52, Reply)

I saw that ninja!
I'll be honest I can't defend this place for long (just like the Welsh) I've been trying to leave for years
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:55, Reply)

I don't know why I find this so amusing but I really do.
Owner of Segway scooter company dies by accidentally driving one off a cliff.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:40, Reply)

mostly what I see from that link is

a woman wearing a ship for a hat
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:43, Reply)

That's my future wife, Mila Kunis

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:44, Reply)

That is excellent.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:45, Reply)

it's because Seqway's are so fucking stupid
what an idiot
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:45, Reply)

Oh look I've won the game of life by not being here today

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:47, Reply)

but now you are
so you lose
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:49, Reply)

Much like
Losing the Game.

Which you just lost.

The Game, that is.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:50, Reply)

You've missed nothing.
It's been boring as shit.
Everyone was being nice to each other.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:51, Reply)

cunt

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:52, Reply)

Twatflap

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:54, Reply)

mouldy-holed hag

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:56, Reply)

bag-headed brass

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:56, Reply)

Welsher.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:56, Reply)

don't you start

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:57, Reply)

I know.
I'm a baaaaaaad boy.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:59, Reply)

:( there's not enough nastiness and bile in this world

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:53, Reply)

It's not healthy

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:54, Reply)

Too much internet tea and crumpet makes me feel ill

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 17:00, Reply)

I'm going to town now.
Fall off a cliff and die.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 17:02, Reply)

DIEINAFIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 17:02, Reply)

Just die you horrid cunt
Kisses
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:55, Reply)

I've been down a hospice today and seen loads of nearly dead people
I can now relate more to AA's pain
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:59, Reply)

Psst
Fancing trolling the NHS cancer support forum tonight?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 17:06, Reply)

Soz I'm fully booked out with 'So your child is severely handicapped, how to face the bright future together' and 'Coping with Sickle cell anemia' on Friday nights
There's some movement on my Sunday bookings as that's a slow day on Stormfront
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 17:12, Reply)

This is a step forward for you. Did you do any pointing and laughing?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 17:07, Reply)

What kindof animal do you think I am

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 17:14, Reply)

A tiger

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 17:15, Reply)

I try my best - but these mincers always stard cuddling each other and offering 'cayke'.

It's enough to make a brother weep from frustration, Rory.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 17:05, Reply)

A brother?
I didn't realise you were a Panther, Monty.
( Kroney, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 17:12, Reply)

Cunts need fucking up

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 17:15, Reply)

Forgot how much tattoos on the back hurt! Ow ow ow.
Two more sittings and then done for the summer. What was the question?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:51, Reply)

So there's just Mildred's teeth and George's muzzy left to do?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:51, Reply)

And iggle Piggle

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:54, Reply)

He's NEVER in bed

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:54, Reply)

Too much MDMA mate

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:56, Reply)

oh GREAT. 'Film'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 17:04, Reply)

Yeah, but it's Harry Potter.
You love Harry Potter.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 17:06, Reply)

I don't mind them at all.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 17:07, Reply)

I haven't seen any of the last few.
Ron Weasley reminds me of a Hobbit.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 17:09, Reply)

that's because you're fucking Dumbledore, innit?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 17:13, Reply)

Since I can only see one question, then I choose
Ronnie Corbett.
( Kroney, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 17:08, Reply)

This deserves a reply.
*replies*
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 17:16, Reply)

Good choice. A most underrated Ronnie.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 17:42, Reply)