It's the oldest phone in the world, it was lying there and I asked whose it was.
"it's my old one"
"can I have it then?"
"yeah that's fine"

I don't see what I did that was that wrong, I was taking advantage of the situation somewhat but it's not like I made her give me her iPad. Also I have no morals.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 15:13, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

One day you'll worm yourself into looking so pathetic and laughable that someone'll pay your mortgage for you.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 15:15, Reply)

You sound like my mate.
At the end of our holiday in Bulgaria the hotel people were trying to rip us off with charges for non existent damages. We all refused except Roland, for that was his name, and he forked out about £250.

"You're an idiot, Roland" we all said
"I have morals" Roland said
"Yeah and we've all got two hundred and fifty quid" we replied.

Morals are rubbish, money is where it's at.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 15:17, Reply)

Some cunt hotel owner in falraki did the same thing 2 hours before our flight, only he had our passports.
And the club 18-30 people said that we should pay and sort it out with thomas-cook when we got back, who denied all knowledge.

Swarmy dirty pesants, I hope their hotel fucking burns to the ground with their families in it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 15:20, Reply)

We legged it at first, then realised they had our passports too.
There's pretty much fuck all you can do. I remember when they came to check our room, the woman walked in and without even thinking lifted the mattress up. There was a bed slat missing, not broken, missing. And she accused us of stealing it. It was obviously never there in the first place, I dread to think how much money they've made off that and similar 'damage' scams.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 15:24, Reply)

I reckon the 18-30 cunts were in on it, really wouldn't supprise me.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 15:31, Reply)