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And I woke up at half one this afternoon.
Best sleep in over a year. I feel fantastic.
Beat that mother fuckers!
Alt: Something about how your weekend is going.
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 14:42, 107 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Apparently I'm twelve years old.
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She wasn't lying, her sister went mental and gave her a huge black eye. They had an argument about money and her sister ripped up two £20 notes. I thought it was hilarious and whilst she was still hysterical I managed to make her give me her old phone. So now I can live like a normal human being. Bit manipulative but a win win all round for Barry.
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 15:08, Reply)
Nothing that ever happens to either of us isn't ridiculous. When we're together this multiplies by ten.
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"it's my old one"
"can I have it then?"
"yeah that's fine"
I don't see what I did that was that wrong, I was taking advantage of the situation somewhat but it's not like I made her give me her iPad. Also I have no morals.
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 15:13, Reply)
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At the end of our holiday in Bulgaria the hotel people were trying to rip us off with charges for non existent damages. We all refused except Roland, for that was his name, and he forked out about £250.
"You're an idiot, Roland" we all said
"I have morals" Roland said
"Yeah and we've all got two hundred and fifty quid" we replied.
Morals are rubbish, money is where it's at.
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 15:17, Reply)
And the club 18-30 people said that we should pay and sort it out with thomas-cook when we got back, who denied all knowledge.
Swarmy dirty pesants, I hope their hotel fucking burns to the ground with their families in it.
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 15:20, Reply)
There's pretty much fuck all you can do. I remember when they came to check our room, the woman walked in and without even thinking lifted the mattress up. There was a bed slat missing, not broken, missing. And she accused us of stealing it. It was obviously never there in the first place, I dread to think how much money they've made off that and similar 'damage' scams.
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 15:24, Reply)
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I bought a film from there yesterday called 'stone' and it was the dullest film I've seen in a long whil.e
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 15:06, Reply)
It's so repetitive. I think it's my lack of an attention span though, which is why I only really play FIFA and Black Ops. Cos you can dip in for ten minutes and then quit and come back to it later.
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 15:09, Reply)
Should be finished work by about 8 tonight, hopefully home by 9:30 :(
On the plus side I've got "I'm not there" to watch when I get home, after the tour highlights...
Edit: I am jealous, even though I didn't say so!
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 14:56, Reply)
bed at 2:30am and awake again by 8. But I don't mind so much *grins*
I have done the square root of fuck all today, but I really need to get up and do some stuff.
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 14:59, Reply)
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I have thought to myself 'instead of having this chocolate bar, I could have a wank instead - just as fun and fewer calories', though.
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 17:29, Reply)
Mostly on account of equating chocolate and wanking as equal.
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 18:30, Reply)
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just had a little lie down/almost sleep. I think that makes me old.
Other than that I've swum 50 lengths, written a coll3ctive post and eaten sandwiches
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 15:03, Reply)
And if you've swum 50 lengths, I reckon you've earnt a snooze.
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 15:08, Reply)
in the spa and 5 in a steam room. It's not hard work
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 15:14, Reply)
Is anyone good with Photoshop? I need the background removed from a picture and it's doing my head in.
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 15:10, Reply)
I want to wear it on nights out. I'll gaz you the pic now.
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 15:15, Reply)
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 15:21, Reply)
Is a Barry t-shirt.
I hope you'll be both coming to Monty's bash. And wearing the t-shirt.
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 15:22, Reply)
Because we have QPR at home. I dunno if I'll be able to drag myself away from West London.
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 15:42, Reply)
and got home at 1 and decided I was going to carry on drinking. So I drank and watched the Big Bang Theory unit 3am Why I thought this was a good idea I do not know. Then I had to be up at 730 to go to work, where I still am. With a headache still.
I did however meet a lovely man at the pub and we had a nice chat. But I didn't ask him for his number because I am somewhat of a twat.
I do however get to leave in an hour where I shall probably go to Asda and buy more booze and watch more BBT and maybe eat some terrible ready meal shit as I can't be assed to cook.
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 15:53, Reply)
Thing is, you'll have to go back to the same pub again this evening now, just in case he's there.
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 15:56, Reply)
Delightfully I am working next Saturday as well OH THE FUCKING JOY. So not sure if I'll go out
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 15:59, Reply)
If you follow my drift.
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 16:01, Reply)
OMG I did see a man with the most AMAZING moustache the other day. He really did look like he was from the *insert era of pinstrip suits and bowler hats and twiddly moustches here*
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 16:06, Reply)
What is it with people on here, you're just as bad as Barry with the whole 'what if' side to life.
Go for it. If he doesn't like you in 'that' way, it sounds like you had a laugh with him, and who doesn't like going out for drink with someone you get on with.
As for the moustache, maybe he was in training for this
afashionablesport.com/?p=414
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 16:11, Reply)
If you haven't noticed I don't actually give a shit if people don't like me. I like me. That's all that really matters. *hippy hippy shake*
16th July?!?! Oh man I'm totally missing this years games.
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 16:13, Reply)
You could be his personal trainer and get him ready for next years event.
What event do you think he'll do best in?
•The Three-Trousered Limbo
Pairs of contestants sharing enormous trousers must wriggle under a steadily lowered pole while 1930s calypso music is played on a gramophone player. The trousers must remain at a discreet level with points deducted for underwear revelation.
•Moustache Wrestling
•Bounders
Chaps approach a row of ladies and are given two minutes to behave like utter cads. The winner is the bounder who receives the loudest slap accompanied by the wryest smile.
•Quill Throwing
•Hop, Skip and G&T
Contestants must leap into a sandpit holding a brimming gin and tonic. The remaining liquid in the glass is measured and points deducted for spillages.
•Martini Knockout Relay
•Cucumber Sandwich Discus
A plate of cucumber sandwiches is hurled across the field, with extra points if the sandwich remains edible.
•Umbrella Jousting
•Shouting at Foreigners
Contestants must procure gentlemanly essentials, such as kippers or a trouser press, from a shopkeeper with no command of English and few manners.
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 16:16, Reply)
I'll bet you'd be one of those daring, modern women who might show a bit of ankle as well, so the cads would be lining up to dazzle you.
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 16:31, Reply)
I reckon I could talk about cucumber sandwiches for 10 minutes.
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 16:19, Reply)
He was built, and looked like a farmer - unshaven, tatty hair and ruddy complection - but he was wearing a skirt and long leather zip up boots.
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 16:20, Reply)
that's my favourite trick with boys.
so, did you barf at work?
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 15:57, Reply)
Just a headache. And the desire to sleep all day. The new boss is in today though ruining my Saturday sleeping time.
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It's fine, I make just get some salady stuff to balance up all the booze
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 16:14, Reply)
I'm sooo born in the wrong country.
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 16:20, Reply)
I'm guessing America
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 16:29, Reply)
I was watching that "Unwrapped" show yesterday, I almost bawked at this place that did shapped chicken nuggets using blocks of frozen minced chicken and they had a special machine that if there are any bone fragments in there, they crush them into a dust =S
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 16:37, Reply)
I've bought a couple of obscure US Civil War books from a second hand bookshop, and sulked about the slugs eating my Dahlias.
These are quite adult things but I still have some difficulty in seeing myself as an adult. I'm 43 in November.
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 16:15, Reply)
That bit of punctuation at the end - is that a dead clown with double chins?
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 16:50, Reply)
I love it - no particular favourites but I love the tactics and the selflessness.
Was it Voght who was setting the pace the other day - 40 years old, 23 years a professional, never won anything but rides to set the pace for the team? What other sport do you get that in?
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 16:31, Reply)
Have you seen the work david millar puts in?
Tremendous stuff.
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 16:34, Reply)
You tend to get edited to Cavendish's lead-out men on the flatter sections but there's - what - 170 men left of whom maybe 20 will get up front.
The rest are lead-outs, domestiques etc., and the domestiques are up and down the peleton all day.
You're right. Hard bastards.
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 16:44, Reply)
These are guys who actually do the work themselves, not relying on an engine.
Day after day, pushing themselves to (and often beyond) the limit.
I'd like to see a premiership footballer pick himself out of a barbed wire fence and carry on after being cannoned off the road by a car.
Boring? Okay, cycling ain't your thing but road racing is a quantum leap above f1.
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 20:37, Reply)
I wanna use them later but I'm fucked if I can work out how to sort a membership out.
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 17:29, Reply)
EDIT - having typed 'Boris bike' in to google like a normal human being, the first link, Barclays cycle hire scheme, is what you need. Since you are clearly chronically enfeebled I shall deposit it here:
https://web.barclayscyclehire.tfl.gov.uk/member
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 17:39, Reply)
Who knows. I certainly don't.
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 17:42, Reply)
it's so that they can trace who uses them and charge accordingly, or fine if you don't bring it back.
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 17:45, Reply)
Certainly worthy of a smirk when he gets run over by a six wheeler
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 17:49, Reply)
Please.
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 17:53, Reply)
However there's enough drivers who pay little enough attention to warrant wearing hi-vis items of clothing, what with the nhs having to staple you back together if you get run over by a car or lorry, and that's if your lucky.
I'm all nice today Barry - read on www.direct.gov.uk/en/TravelAndTransport/Cycling/DG_10026401
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Comrade Quixote is trying to bust up his brown plates, but I think he'd prefer your gentle touch
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 17:44, Reply)
and besides, he sounds like the type who cries after sex, and I've already had one of those thankyou, I have no wish to have another.
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 17:45, Reply)
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It's trapped forever with DEATH stamped behind it's eyes.
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 18:07, Reply)
I have an elaborate plan. I'm getting off the train at Waterloo East, cos there's no barriers, cycling to Denmark Street to pick up, then cycling to Curtain Road in Shoreditch. I will 100% get lost. All to save buying a travel card.
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 17:40, Reply)
it's £2 for the card and a minimum £5 topup, and not only will you only get charged for the travel you use rather than £6.40 or whatever it is for a travelcard, you can use it the next time you're in London.
Also, won't it cost something similar to hire the bike? And won't you be fucked if there are people checking tickets at Waterloo?
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 17:44, Reply)
I got a bit squiffy but not ridiculous, the meal was lovely, and I managed to walk in my heels (although my feet hurt today) and I wasn't hungover this morning.
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 18:30, Reply)
And there's never people at Waterloo East.
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 17:50, Reply)
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 18:10, Reply)
The bike is a bit of fun and an adventure, no?
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 18:21, Reply)
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 18:28, Reply)
on /board is shameful. But I was bored and thinking about cocks
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 18:59, Reply)
I deleted all my photos, friends, tags, wall posts. It took ages. After doing something like that I'd normally update my status on facebook.
Balls.
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 19:32, Reply)
Also privacy issues. And it's a big, pretentious waste of time. I will miss it though as having a quick nosy in the morning when I wake up is fun.
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 19:39, Reply)
In other news, I have ordered myself a Violator t-shirt and the latest Mode remixes CD.
(, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 19:53, Reply)
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