He said he'd be there next Friday
Delightfully I am working next Saturday as well OH THE FUCKING JOY. So not sure if I'll go out
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 15:59, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Well it doesn't have to be a late night next Friday does it?
If you follow my drift.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 16:01, Reply)

But what if he doesn't like me Jeff?
OMG I did see a man with the most AMAZING moustache the other day. He really did look like he was from the *insert era of pinstrip suits and bowler hats and twiddly moustches here*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 16:06, Reply)

Christ almighty.
What is it with people on here, you're just as bad as Barry with the whole 'what if' side to life.

Go for it. If he doesn't like you in 'that' way, it sounds like you had a laugh with him, and who doesn't like going out for drink with someone you get on with.

As for the moustache, maybe he was in training for this

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( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 16:11, Reply)

I was being sarcastic
If you haven't noticed I don't actually give a shit if people don't like me. I like me. That's all that really matters. *hippy hippy shake*

16th July?!?! Oh man I'm totally missing this years games.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 16:13, Reply)

This gives you a full year to get Gonz up to speed.
You could be his personal trainer and get him ready for next years event.

What event do you think he'll do best in?

•The Three-Trousered Limbo
Pairs of contestants sharing enormous trousers must wriggle under a steadily lowered pole while 1930s calypso music is played on a gramophone player. The trousers must remain at a discreet level with points deducted for underwear revelation.

•Moustache Wrestling

•Bounders
Chaps approach a row of ladies and are given two minutes to behave like utter cads. The winner is the bounder who receives the loudest slap accompanied by the wryest smile.

•Quill Throwing
•Hop, Skip and G&T
Contestants must leap into a sandpit holding a brimming gin and tonic. The remaining liquid in the glass is measured and points deducted for spillages.

•Martini Knockout Relay
•Cucumber Sandwich Discus
A plate of cucumber sandwiches is hurled across the field, with extra points if the sandwich remains edible.
•Umbrella Jousting
•Shouting at Foreigners
Contestants must procure gentlemanly essentials, such as kippers or a trouser press, from a shopkeeper with no command of English and few manners.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 16:16, Reply)

can i be in the ladies lineup
for the Bounders game?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 16:18, Reply)

I've got no idea how you go about taking part Captain.
I'll bet you'd be one of those daring, modern women who might show a bit of ankle as well, so the cads would be lining up to dazzle you.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 16:31, Reply)

I once dressed in a way that meant people could see my wrists!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 16:34, Reply)

I could totally win the CUcumber Sandwich Discus.
I reckon I could talk about cucumber sandwiches for 10 minutes.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 16:19, Reply)

I saw the worlds worst cross-dresser today
He was built, and looked like a farmer - unshaven, tatty hair and ruddy complection - but he was wearing a skirt and long leather zip up boots.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 16:20, Reply)

hey! that was my best dress

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 16:34, Reply)

He didn't have Guinea Pigs on leads
And he was in Otley.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 16:45, Reply)