You utter Parisian.
This is not VeLib yaknow!
(888777555, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 17:34, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

You have to sign up via Oyster, I believe.
EDIT - having typed 'Boris bike' in to google like a normal human being, the first link, Barclays cycle hire scheme, is what you need. Since you are clearly chronically enfeebled I shall deposit it here:

https://web.barclayscyclehire.tfl.gov.uk/member
(berk, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 17:39, Reply)

The page I was looking at said I need an access key to put into the docking station which costs £3.
Who knows. I certainly don't.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 17:42, Reply)

key shit

+space
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 17:44, Reply)

That's what it says, yes
it's so that they can trace who uses them and charge accordingly, or fine if you don't bring it back.
(berk, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 17:45, Reply)

Barry'll be one of those knobbers cycling around with no helmet or vis jacket and listening to his stolen ipod
Certainly worthy of a smirk when he gets run over by a six wheeler
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 17:49, Reply)

Please don't tell me you wear a hi-vis jacket whilst on a bike.
Please.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 17:53, Reply)

I drive and will never be found povving it up on the tube or bus or bike Baz
However there's enough drivers who pay little enough attention to warrant wearing hi-vis items of clothing, what with the nhs having to staple you back together if you get run over by a car or lorry, and that's if your lucky.
I'm all nice today Barry - read on www.direct.gov.uk/en/TravelAndTransport/Cycling/DG_10026401
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 18:00, Reply)

Oh, I always thought the oyseter card itself did that... not that I've used one before, I can't ride a bike.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 18:07, Reply)

Alright berk, are you gonna help freefair to bin his V plates?
Comrade Quixote is trying to bust up his brown plates, but I think he'd prefer your gentle touch
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 17:44, Reply)

I'd break him
and besides, he sounds like the type who cries after sex, and I've already had one of those thankyou, I have no wish to have another.
(berk, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 17:45, Reply)

Oh dear, he'll be trapped until he's in his fifties, a chubby virgin smelling of gone off milk :(

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 17:46, Reply)

And when it's in it's fifties?
It's trapped forever with DEATH stamped behind it's eyes.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 18:07, Reply)

OMG THAT IS SO UNFAIR, I WAS IN THE QUEUE WAY BEFORE HIM !!!!

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 18:11, Reply)