There is literally not a single Dickens I can pun back with.

(berk, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 20:14, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

berk was out of puns
it was the best of times, it was the worst of times
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 20:16, Reply)

...
oh, good grief.
(berk, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 20:17, Reply)

Bleak
house
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 20:18, Reply)

"oh yeah you like that don't you?"
*groan*
"how about when I make little circles?"
*louder groan*
"you're nearly there aren't you? shall I pinch your nipples or twist them?"
"TWIST! OLIVER TWIST!"
( djtrialprice, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 20:25, Reply)

Hard times.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 20:16, Reply)

Wouldn't have worked as my comeback though, really.

(berk, Sat 16 Jul 2011, 20:17, Reply)