I went to IKEA when I was in Scotland in April.
It was dire. And the food was awful. Worse than school dinners. Personally I'd rather go to The Range. Having said that, I'd rather go to most places than IKEA.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 17 Jul 2011, 17:39, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I've never been.
I never, ever want to buy furniture.
( djtrialprice, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 17:41, Reply)

When you move back to Scotland
you can lie on bean bags in the living room and one of those blow-up guest beds in the bedroom. And eat your dinner straight out of the munchy box, cross-legged on the floor.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 17 Jul 2011, 17:44, Reply)

Or...
More sensibly, I could rent furnished accommodation or let someone else orchestrate furniture buying.
( djtrialprice, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 17:46, Reply)

You may find it hard tracking down someone who doesn't mind renting out a furnished flat
to a couple with an evil mastermind cat.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 17 Jul 2011, 17:47, Reply)

I had already considered that
Looks like I'll be going the second route then.
( djtrialprice, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 17:49, Reply)

'losing' the cat on the way up there?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 17 Jul 2011, 17:51, Reply)

I wish
To be honest though I don't think I could cope with the level of crying that would cause.
( djtrialprice, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 17:55, Reply)

Or you could do the decent thing and move to london so I don't have to travel so far to have an affair.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 17:49, Reply)

You'll have to fight Al if you want DJ...

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 17 Jul 2011, 17:50, Reply)

Now there's an entertaining fight I'd pay to see.

( djtrialprice, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 17:54, Reply)

+ whilst masturbating furiously

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 17 Jul 2011, 17:55, Reply)

Have you seen Al? He'd batter the shit out of me, I'm sure the only reason he hasn't is because Clendrix would batter him. That and he likes me.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 17:54, Reply)

I reckon I could take on Wooks if he had a _lot_ to drink, like, enough so he can't stand poperly.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 17:55, Reply)

Thing is though, with kitting out a place, is that it's a lot like shopping for food.
First you buy some bread, so you think "I know, I'll make sandwiches", so you get some ham, some cheese, some bread....so now you think you've got the makings of a good pasta dish, so you pick up some sauce and pasta and you no longer need sandwiches. But then you fancy something to use up the bottle of HP Guinness Sauce, so you get some chips, eggs for a fry up, some bacon, and now you have bacon there is no need for the ham, so you put that back, and are you really going to make a pasta bake? Ok, put the cheese back too. But the chips are no good for you, so they also go back and get replaced with some potatos for a jacket potato which is far more healthy.....etc etc.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 17:48, Reply)

I like this a lot

( djtrialprice, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 17:50, Reply)

I swear this is no word of a lie, when I was proper-lolmental, I used to go there every 2-3 days for 2-3 hours straight.... most times walking out with nothing edible.
I'm not so bad anymore, I can still spend a good few hours in there, but more like twice a month. I put my headphones on now and zone out.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 17:54, Reply)