There are many people on it
they are just elsewhere. Probably in some cool party or something
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 20:19, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Damn then and their cool Party, I didn't want to be invited anyway.
Glad you managed to pretend to be people for a bit, keep practicing Pinocrunchyo and soon you will be a real girl.
*smile than makes it clear this is friendly ribbing and not nasty piss taking*
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 17 Jul 2011, 20:23, Reply)

i got no string to hold me down
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee I'm fllyyyinng!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 20:27, Reply)

Does this mean you can go roller skating and swimming without a care in the world?
Or about I getting my 'strings' confused.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 20:28, Reply)

I think you're getting your feminine higeine products mixed up
It basically just makes me a crap violin
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 20:29, Reply)

are you piggies now walking funny?
can you tell?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 17 Jul 2011, 20:32, Reply)

they always walk funny
there is very little about guinea pigs which isn't funny. Boson is like a walking well-loved teddy bear
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 20:34, Reply)

the mere thought makes me wince
It's one reason I don't have pet ATM I couldn't bear to do it to them, Guess it's am man thing.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 17 Jul 2011, 20:38, Reply)

it was that or watch Boson getting
his ass kicked until he got injured.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 20:39, Reply)

I recognise the necessity
I am merely squeamish. it's the same with a colleague and friend who recently had Gender reassignment surgery, I'm really happy for her and glad she now has the genitals she feels right with but the thought of it want's to make me hide under a table.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 17 Jul 2011, 20:50, Reply)

I suspect the pigs would agree with you
Higgs pulled quite a worried look when the vet held him on his back and started rummaging round for his scrotum
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 20:52, Reply)

it must be weird having balls

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 20:53, Reply)

It is rather, it's quite vulnerable when you think about it
I suspect this explains a lot of male psychology
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 17 Jul 2011, 21:04, Reply)

it's all about defending the nutsack

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 21:07, Reply)

yup
*cups balls protectively*

Seriously though try to imagine if not just your chances of ever procreating (should you ever wish to do so) but all to your entire sex drive and in some ways the things that make you who you are were handing between your legs in a skin bag, removable with no more than a pare of scissors....
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 17 Jul 2011, 21:10, Reply)

it's all too alien
I find it odd, too, how guys are so very defined by their gender. There's a lot of expectations hanging with them ballbags
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 21:14, Reply)

yup
I know what you mean, and I'm far from the most male of males but still. I dunno, I feel like with women it's more inside, figuratively as well as biologically. I do hear that women who have to have mastectomies hysterectomies and such often face a similar crisis of gender.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 17 Jul 2011, 21:20, Reply)

I'm not so attached to my inside bits
I'd like scoop them out with a spoon sometimes, and I have next to no maternal instinct. Oddly, I think my hair would give me more of those issues. I'm not even sure why this is
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 21:23, Reply)

Fair enough, we all have different bits we care about
and we denizens of /OT are more different than most. I mean some times it's like I'm the only normal one on here.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 17 Jul 2011, 21:28, Reply)

pff!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 21:29, Reply)

I'll choose to assume that sound signifies respect
on your planet
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 17 Jul 2011, 21:31, Reply)

You'll always be a Stradivarius to me

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 20:33, Reply)

Well that's certainly another string to my bow

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 20:34, Reply)