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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Behold.
A wobbly Jeff is back from his sisters 40th birthday barbecue celebrations.

How is this Internet this fine evening? Has everyone had fun this weekend?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 20:09, 146 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
evening wobbly jeff
I saw some people today, real ones!

how were the celebrations?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 20:12, Reply)
The celebrations were very 'west country'
by that, I mean I ate very little and I broke my cider ban.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 20:14, Reply)
Ooooh. Reading your message again, you've met some real people. How did that go?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 20:16, Reply)
ha, I just went round some friends' house
for lunch. It was nice. It's like I am a real human.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 20:18, Reply)
Did the piggies get all jealous about your 'other life' or were they cool with it?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 20:19, Reply)
they are looking at me accusingly
but that might be because I usually top up their food bowl and give them a cuddle at this time of night

oh god, I sound like a mad old woman
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 20:20, Reply)
You sound like a mad old woman most of the time.
Don't like the piggies bother you.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 20:21, Reply)
I still feel residual guilt from
getting their balls chopped off. Actually, the worst bit was that they had anaesthetic, rodents aren't good with anaesthetic
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 20:29, Reply)
So you go the pigs off their tits on smack.
You're in Wales. It was going to happen sooner rather than later.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 20:30, Reply)
Does that also mean that you slept with your sister again?

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 20:17, Reply)
beat me to it, rory

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 20:19, Reply)
Damned by his silence
still she might be a right goer, so the jokes on me
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 20:20, Reply)
Fuck off Jeff!
Hang on, that's wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 20:19, Reply)
You meant fuck off dingodrum
Feel free to tell him to fuck off

www.b3ta.com/questions/roadtrip/post1283132
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 20:22, Reply)
I'd be a lot happier if you posted
'Jeff says 'fuck off' as well'
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 20:26, Reply)
He could do with fucking off

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 20:34, Reply)
Hi Jeff
The internet is cold dark and empty with very few people on it. I wonder what we can do about this.
I've had a fun weekend, thank you for asking, all was good but a little tired now and faced with the realisation that I have to work tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 17 Jul 2011, 20:13, Reply)
I suggest a nice big glass of wine and some chocolate.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 20:14, Reply)
I don't do wine, and have drunk enough this weekend already
but I have herbal tea and nice cheese and biscuits and soothing tunes, so am all good. :)
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 17 Jul 2011, 20:21, Reply)
There are many people on it
they are just elsewhere. Probably in some cool party or something
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 20:19, Reply)
Damn then and their cool Party, I didn't want to be invited anyway.
Glad you managed to pretend to be people for a bit, keep practicing Pinocrunchyo and soon you will be a real girl.
*smile than makes it clear this is friendly ribbing and not nasty piss taking*
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 17 Jul 2011, 20:23, Reply)
i got no string to hold me down
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee I'm fllyyyinng!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 20:27, Reply)
Does this mean you can go roller skating and swimming without a care in the world?
Or about I getting my 'strings' confused.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 20:28, Reply)
I think you're getting your feminine higeine products mixed up
It basically just makes me a crap violin
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 20:29, Reply)
are you piggies now walking funny?
can you tell?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 17 Jul 2011, 20:32, Reply)
they always walk funny
there is very little about guinea pigs which isn't funny. Boson is like a walking well-loved teddy bear
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 20:34, Reply)
the mere thought makes me wince
It's one reason I don't have pet ATM I couldn't bear to do it to them, Guess it's am man thing.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 17 Jul 2011, 20:38, Reply)
it was that or watch Boson getting
his ass kicked until he got injured.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 20:39, Reply)
I recognise the necessity
I am merely squeamish. it's the same with a colleague and friend who recently had Gender reassignment surgery, I'm really happy for her and glad she now has the genitals she feels right with but the thought of it want's to make me hide under a table.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 17 Jul 2011, 20:50, Reply)
I suspect the pigs would agree with you
Higgs pulled quite a worried look when the vet held him on his back and started rummaging round for his scrotum
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 20:52, Reply)
it must be weird having balls

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 20:53, Reply)
It is rather, it's quite vulnerable when you think about it
I suspect this explains a lot of male psychology
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 17 Jul 2011, 21:04, Reply)
it's all about defending the nutsack

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 21:07, Reply)
yup
*cups balls protectively*

Seriously though try to imagine if not just your chances of ever procreating (should you ever wish to do so) but all to your entire sex drive and in some ways the things that make you who you are were handing between your legs in a skin bag, removable with no more than a pare of scissors....
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 17 Jul 2011, 21:10, Reply)
it's all too alien
I find it odd, too, how guys are so very defined by their gender. There's a lot of expectations hanging with them ballbags
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 21:14, Reply)
yup
I know what you mean, and I'm far from the most male of males but still. I dunno, I feel like with women it's more inside, figuratively as well as biologically. I do hear that women who have to have mastectomies hysterectomies and such often face a similar crisis of gender.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 17 Jul 2011, 21:20, Reply)
I'm not so attached to my inside bits
I'd like scoop them out with a spoon sometimes, and I have next to no maternal instinct. Oddly, I think my hair would give me more of those issues. I'm not even sure why this is
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 21:23, Reply)
Fair enough, we all have different bits we care about
and we denizens of /OT are more different than most. I mean some times it's like I'm the only normal one on here.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 17 Jul 2011, 21:28, Reply)
pff!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 21:29, Reply)
I'll choose to assume that sound signifies respect
on your planet
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 17 Jul 2011, 21:31, Reply)
You'll always be a Stradivarius to me

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 20:33, Reply)
Well that's certainly another string to my bow

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 20:34, Reply)
I haven't got out of bed all day.
And I'm still knackered. Got half a gram knocking about somewhere, although it's literally the last thing I want to do in the world. My head hurts.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 20:35, Reply)
Did you rent yourself a Boris Bike last night Bazza?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 20:37, Reply)
No, didn't have time.
Ended up detouring to Camden for a few drinks and to drop off some bugle to a mate before jumping over to Old Street.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 20:42, Reply)
Working on a weekend.
I admire your commitment to the cause Barry.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 20:49, Reply)
HAHAHAHA I win! I have been able to apply the nappy rash cream to my back tattoo by using a spatula.
In other news - my nephew loves his new buzz doll to go with woody.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 20:38, Reply)
this post has a high
lol quotent
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 20:38, Reply)
I just couldn't get to parts of it so improvised.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 20:39, Reply)
You could have stopped a stranger on the street and asked for some assistance.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Sun 17 Jul 2011, 20:54, Reply)
Last two nights were fine as I had company but on my tod today and had to be macguyver.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 20:56, Reply)
What's the tattoo of?

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 20:58, Reply)
a giant magenta cock

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 20:59, Reply)

www.b3tards.com/u/f9db5719eaf63902919b/mysticbear.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 21:00, Reply)
I now see why you're getting it done on the inside of one of the many folds of flab hanging off your arse

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 21:01, Reply)
or on my back... DYSLEXICTHICKYTROLLLOL

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 21:02, Reply)
Arse, back, it's all the same Bob, you just one big amorphous blob

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 21:06, Reply)
ok so maybe you're right, what am I typing with them eh Rory me old fruit?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 21:10, Reply)
Your NHS head dobber

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 21:10, Reply)
this is gonna look really fucked up
when it turns out one of you is the sock puppet of the other
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 21:11, Reply)
It's ok Camel, I've just seriously sick burned Bobby

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 21:12, Reply)
man you have a long memory for usernames
although I'll be more concerned if you remembered the two before that
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 21:15, Reply)
As much as I'm aware that 100% of this website is throw away crap I remember far far too much, I really wish I didn't

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 21:21, Reply)
I do this in real life some times
sadly it's often at the expense of important facts.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 17 Jul 2011, 21:25, Reply)
I remember Camel Related Incident
But while I remember there were one's before that I'm not sure what they were.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 17 Jul 2011, 21:22, Reply)
I was NotBlonde when I was first on b3ta
then Smoke and Mirrors. It was about 6 years ago and I only really posted on board. Mind you, that's all there was
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 21:27, Reply)
These were before my time
*looks at profile* *gains new respect* Jesus Cavy, you're ancient. ALso you are very blonde indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 17 Jul 2011, 21:30, Reply)
totally not
I got degrees and everything
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 21:32, Reply)
welsh degrees

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 17 Jul 2011, 21:37, Reply)
what can you expect with my
colour hair?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 21:39, Reply)
Welsh Hair Colour

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 17 Jul 2011, 21:40, Reply)
My vengeance will be swift and brutal

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 21:41, Reply)
Welsh Vengeance?

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 17 Jul 2011, 21:41, Reply)
I'll set my flock on you

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 21:43, Reply)
Rabid LARP Sheep
*runs 3 D20 metres"
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 17 Jul 2011, 21:45, Reply)
+3 to initiative
for mixing two memes
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 21:47, Reply)
Speaking of mixing things
I have just eaten far more cheese and beetroot than I suspect is good for me. I fear my next bowel movement. I just thought you'd like to know.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 17 Jul 2011, 21:49, Reply)
two posts about your poo in a few minutes
I think you have things you need to attend to
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 21:49, Reply)
Not yet
but it is preying on my mind.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 17 Jul 2011, 21:51, Reply)
I am filled with meh
I may fill myself with ice cream and drugs to drown the meh. That is all.
(berk, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 20:48, Reply)
Why are you filled with meh and not the erect member of TC this evening berk?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 20:49, Reply)
This is a good question
I suspect it's mainly because he didn't feel like coming round this evening and given my previous complaints/comments about the size of his willy, it'd be a struggle for him to screw me from his mothers house six miles away.
(berk, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 20:52, Reply)
But the real answer as to why you're feeling 'meh' is what?
And can I do anything to cheer you up.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 20:54, Reply)
Unless you can make it be summer, properly summer
and not bloody raining, and have about £2000 that needs a loving home, no not really.

also I am feeling distinctly underappreciated; could be me being needy but in this instance I think it's 50/50 - I'm sure the odd compliment wouldn't kill him.
(berk, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 20:58, Reply)
Sadly berk, my money would be wasted on you as I have no influence over the weather.
But you are sure looking lovely this evening, those shoes really bring out your eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 21:00, Reply)
I've heard that she's got a cracking set of BREASTS

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 21:02, Reply)
You heard wrong, I'm afraid.

(berk, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 21:03, Reply)
Spoiling the dream :(

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 21:04, Reply)
She's being modest
She has a cracking pair
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 21:14, Reply)
She has good bras...

(berk, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 21:16, Reply)
Details, details . . .

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 21:18, Reply)
lies
on the internet
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 17 Jul 2011, 21:07, Reply)
I never really got chance to chat with you in London
I will try and make more of an attempt to do so next time. But I assure you it's all rather disappointing once the gel bra comes off.
(berk, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 21:09, Reply)
I also, although I trust I told you the scones were excellent
On the one hand one shouldn't doubt the word of a lady, on the other hand I find most ladies are far more critical of their charms than is any man lucky enough to see them naked.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 17 Jul 2011, 21:14, Reply)
Well yes, there is that
a boob in the hand is worth two on the internet, etc.
(berk, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 21:18, Reply)
Far more than two
but I take your point and I doubt any of us fat sweaty virgins on here would complain if we even got to see any in the flesh, :)
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 17 Jul 2011, 21:23, Reply)
I'm fed up of rainy grey skies and of being permanently skint
and of being worried about things I don't feel I can control.

They would have to be some fairly funky coloured shoes; my eyes are green.
(berk, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 21:06, Reply)
The Apprentice is so shit this year.
I'd give Helen a proper seeing to, though.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 21:36, Reply)
Who?
pictures please.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 17 Jul 2011, 21:36, Reply)
Second on the left.
i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/07/16/article-2014664-0D06046200000578-296_468x586.jpg
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 21:39, Reply)
you're welcome to her
too many teeth.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 17 Jul 2011, 21:41, Reply)
She is someone I'd shag but wouldn't go out with.
I'm out of her league, init.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 21:42, Reply)
Good point
I suppose I wouldn't totally turn her down if she asked nicely and I had nothing better to do, but if she does I'll send her your way mate.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 17 Jul 2011, 21:44, Reply)
oh, you're such a lad, barry

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 21:46, Reply)

lad +fat sweaty virgin
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 17 Jul 2011, 21:49, Reply)
Nahh not Barry, his dad's Wolf from Gladiators or something like that
Birds go weak at the knees once he works that into the conversation
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 21:51, Reply)
Certainly makes me moist
How's life treating you Rory?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 17 Jul 2011, 21:54, Reply)
Busy ain't I, finish work in 20 mins, and then it's all rock and roll

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 21:55, Reply)
what in god's name do you do that involves working at this time on a Sunday?
everyone else probably knows, but humour me.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 17 Jul 2011, 22:00, Reply)
professional board troller

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 22:00, Reply)
I thought that was a hobby
you mean you can get paid for it? where do I sign up?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 17 Jul 2011, 22:02, Reply)
CAPTAIN OF INDUSTRY

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 22:06, Reply)
OK Rory
I believe you, thousands wouldn't
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 17 Jul 2011, 22:07, Reply)
S'troo AS GOD IS MY WITNESS

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 22:10, Reply)
are you that dude off of that apprentice thing people go on about, then?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 22:12, Reply)
OK then.
Don't work too hard, and lock up when you're done. Should probably be more cunty but I'm heading for bed, I've had a hard weekend not being a captain of fucking anything and enjoying it immensely.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 17 Jul 2011, 22:13, Reply)
I won't see it till I get home
So please don't tell me who wins...
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 17 Jul 2011, 21:41, Reply)
The last two weeks I forgot to watch it/I was asleep when it was on.
And before I went to watch it on iPlayer I'd have a browse of the Daily Mail website and in a huge article at the top it'd tell you who got fired. I always forget they do that so I've not watched the last few episodes because they ruined it for me. Suppose it serves me right for reading the Daily Mail.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 21:43, Reply)

chrome.angrybirds.com/

I wish my dad hadn't told me about this
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 21:36, Reply)
They have it on phones now too you know.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 17 Jul 2011, 21:39, Reply)
I use my phone for calls and texts.....

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 21:44, Reply)
Weirdo
I use mine for thing my brain is shit at like remembering birthdays and accessing B3ta while taking a dump.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 17 Jul 2011, 21:46, Reply)
ooooh dear
not having a smart phone I avoided it. Will play once I';ve finished this other stupid time wasting game
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 21:40, Reply)
Life?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 17 Jul 2011, 21:41, Reply)
no, I don't play that system
the rules are broken
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 21:43, Reply)
I like this answer
I suspect this makes me sad.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 17 Jul 2011, 21:47, Reply)
yes
expect a rorying within 5 minutes
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 21:49, Reply)
*checks watch*
He's late
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 17 Jul 2011, 22:01, Reply)
he's got a lot on, you know

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 22:02, Reply)
Those windows don't just lick themselves...

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 17 Jul 2011, 22:04, Reply)
^ Pistonbrokism

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 22:06, Reply)
It's break time in the pub quiz.
We've only got three questions wrong in four rounds, which bodes well.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 17 Jul 2011, 21:38, Reply)
that's a lot of rounds

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 21:47, Reply)
There are six proper rounds and one table top round.
Our pub quiz is great fun. Except when people try to take it seriously.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 17 Jul 2011, 22:03, Reply)
table top round *pricks up ears*
we take ours very seriously

then skulk out when we do badly
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 22:04, Reply)
We usually win.
It's not a hard quiz.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 17 Jul 2011, 22:09, Reply)
Watching the World Cup Final and playing Angry fucking Birds.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 21:55, Reply)
I don't get the appeal of either
to be honest
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 21:56, Reply)
Fit ladies running around in shorts being a bit rough and tumble mostly.
Angry Birds is alright, I've played loads of those destroy-tower and gravity games, nothing special about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 21:57, Reply)
I'm more of a matching colours and numbers up kind of a person

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 21:58, Reply)
I have completely destroyed Bejewelled 3, I had to uninstall it cos I was matching coloured blocks in my mind while trying to fall asleep.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 22:03, Reply)
is that on a phone or online?
those things take over my brain, too
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 22:04, Reply)
Torrent.
It's excellent, best of them yet. Loads of different modes and achievements, totally fucking addictive. I managed about fifteen hours over three weeks at work when it was quiet before it started melting my brain.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 22:08, Reply)
Women's football should be on Comedy Central.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 22:19, Reply)
Big sweaty breasts
I'm for bed, evening all.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 17 Jul 2011, 22:15, Reply)
night
sleep in fear
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 22:17, Reply)

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