Sadly berk, my money would be wasted on you as I have no influence over the weather.
But you are sure looking lovely this evening, those shoes really bring out your eyes.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 21:00, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I've heard that she's got a cracking set of BREASTS

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 21:02, Reply)

You heard wrong, I'm afraid.

(berk, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 21:03, Reply)

Spoiling the dream :(

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 21:04, Reply)

She's being modest
She has a cracking pair
(Bazongaloid, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 21:14, Reply)

She has good bras...

(berk, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 21:16, Reply)

Details, details . . .

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 21:18, Reply)

lies
on the internet
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 17 Jul 2011, 21:07, Reply)

I never really got chance to chat with you in London
I will try and make more of an attempt to do so next time. But I assure you it's all rather disappointing once the gel bra comes off.
(berk, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 21:09, Reply)

I also, although I trust I told you the scones were excellent
On the one hand one shouldn't doubt the word of a lady, on the other hand I find most ladies are far more critical of their charms than is any man lucky enough to see them naked.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 17 Jul 2011, 21:14, Reply)

Well yes, there is that
a boob in the hand is worth two on the internet, etc.
(berk, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 21:18, Reply)

Far more than two
but I take your point and I doubt any of us fat sweaty virgins on here would complain if we even got to see any in the flesh, :)
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 17 Jul 2011, 21:23, Reply)

I'm fed up of rainy grey skies and of being permanently skint
and of being worried about things I don't feel I can control.

They would have to be some fairly funky coloured shoes; my eyes are green.
(berk, Sun 17 Jul 2011, 21:06, Reply)