i think it's the TYPE of guy that does it
arrogant, suited, that sort of thing. the actual cigar itself is gross.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 11:56, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I'll be your Daddy.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 11:59, Reply)

i've got one of those
can't you be my 6'2", blue-eyed, dark-haired, lean but muscled, suited and booted, ferrari-driving, demon-in-the-sack, multi-billionaire husband instead? thx.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:10, Reply)

At the risk of making you talk about your boyfriend again
how many of those does he tick?
( Kroney, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:12, Reply)

I tick none.
Worth a try.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:17, Reply)

I am vain enough to have checked.
50%, clearly not marriage material.
( Kroney, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:19, Reply)

he's half asian
so brown eyes. and not 6'2. but other than that, nearly all of them. especially the demon in the sack bit. very important, that.

although he was in quite a lot of disgrace at the weekend over the dates he suggested after getting back from holiday. after much debating when we are both free, he offered "friday lunchtime or saturday night". HELLO, those are 2 very different things, no??? if you are going to put them in the same category, either that's one platonic brief sat night - or one very scandalous lunch date. urgh.

or should i just think "dude, the guy texted you about 10 times a day from his holiday, and tried to arrange meeting up as soon as he got back, so relax" ?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:23, Reply)

From what you know of me
see if you can guess the answer.
( Kroney, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:26, Reply)

from what i know of you
you'd have said "i'm back so why don't you come over now" ?

there is no ambiguity there. you are easy to understand.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:28, Reply)

Well yeah, I would.
But I meant the answer to the question you actually asked :P
( Kroney, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:30, Reply)

10 times a day?
Sounds like he is going off you
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:27, Reply)

argh don't tease the animals...

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 12:27, Reply)