So can circumcision.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:42, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I read somewhere that circumcision
was the most botched operation the NHS perform.

Which is a bit worrying.
( Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:43, Reply)

that's because there is no right way to cut off a dudes foreskin

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:44, Reply)

Not even with a Rabbi's teeth?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:47, Reply)

How can circumcision
cause you to piss in two directions? It's not connected to anything close to the urethra.

unless you get it done by somebody so incredibly inept that they stab you right in your bellend.
( Kroney, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:49, Reply)

Because it's often done wrong.
I imagine that the bit of foreskin that gets cut off heals to the wrong bit of your cock, which pulls it in a funny direction or something.
( Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:51, Reply)

Unless he has that thing where his foreskin is so tight it makes his cock go mouldy.

( Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:47, Reply)

I never understood why people who had that
didn't describe it by saying "yeah, my knob was too big for my foreskin", it's always "the foreskin was too tight"

missed a trick there I think
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:49, Reply)

It's all about putting a positive spin on things
It's why al says his penis isn't small, it's just very far away.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:51, Reply)

If I can't see it, then it must be very far away.
The curvature of my belly prevents it.
( Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:52, Reply)

Perhaps a periscope would do the trick

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:54, Reply)

Unless he has that thing where his cock doesn't do that precum thing

( Kroney, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:50, Reply)