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How would you implement a 4 day working week? what needs to change in order for it to work?
Alt: piercings - like/dislike?
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:14, 244 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Alt: I like them on some people
they can pull them off. Mostly though on people I fancy it makes me uneasy because I'd be terrified of them being yanked out. Wouldn't get any myself

Extra question- if you've friended someone on facebook and they haven't responded, is it possible to withdraw it?
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:16, Reply)
when I first got together with
my ex-husband, I accidentally unscrewed his nipple piercing
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:17, Reply)
This is what I mean. Terrifying

(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:18, Reply)
yeah, but fun

(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:20, Reply)
extra: no
I thought I'd sent a friend request on accident once and I tried to get rid of it but they won't let you
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:18, Reply)
Dammit
I friended two people when I was drunk and now I want to withdraw it
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:19, Reply)
When they eventually accept, immediately defriend them again.
Cold!
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:20, Reply)
or just move to google +

(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:20, Reply)
phone mark zuckerberg !

(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:21, Reply)
I thought you could on your friends page?

(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:31, Reply)
I thought you could
if you click through to their page, rather than yours, there should be a link there to withdraw request?
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:36, Reply)
nope just tried that
the friend request box has gone grey and can't be clicked :(

Edit: I quite want to message them and go 'sorry about that, I know we've only met once, but you're hot and I was drunk'
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:41, Reply)
that might be worse

(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:46, Reply)
I won't do it
because if a friend request is weird, a follow-up message is even weirder.
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:50, Reply)
true true

(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:54, Reply)
Well currently Saturday is the day you're meant o get stuff done
and Sunday is the day you rest.

I think we should have a middle weekend day for arsing about.

alt: like. Kinda want more, but that might be another midlife crisis thing
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:17, Reply)
wouldn't it depend entirely upon what sort of job you hold?
Other than adding hours to the other four days, you can't really say anything.

alt: I like some. If there's loads, no. I also thing lobe stretching is a bit gross. If it's small that's alright. Lip piercings are hot.
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:17, Reply)
I had a job that did compressed hours
it was horrible.

My job, I'd just have to do the same amount of work in less time
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:18, Reply)
yeah of course, I meant in a more general way so the norm would be 4 days not 5.
alt: I'm not a massive fan of them but they do suit some people.
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:19, Reply)
I think that's interesting since you like tattoos so much.
On yourself, I mean.

Do you like them on girls?
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:22, Reply)
that's how it started, chatting in the tattoo parlour.
I wouldn't say I like them on other people as a rule, unless I like the piece, but piercings I have never been fond of really. I think it depends on the girl.
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:26, Reply)
How interesting.
So, if you saw a girl with a load of tattoos would you not be interested because of that?
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:31, Reply)
It would depend on what they were and how they worked on her.

(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:32, Reply)
I'm half with you here.
I'm not sure how much I'd care about what they are, but more of how many. I don't like how people are fucking covered in them. Like Amy Winehouse covered.
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:35, Reply)
I would be interested, so long as the tattoos weren't shit

(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:32, Reply)
all my tattoos can be covered, so it's likely no one would see them anyway.

(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:39, Reply)
Same here
If I wear a suit then none of my tattoos can be seen.
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:41, Reply)
Almost all of mine are on my back so a t-shirt covers them

(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:43, Reply)
shame about your face

(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:33, Reply)
I have a lip piercing and stretched lobes
Do they balance out in hotness stakes?
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:28, Reply)
You have a mohawk so that sort of raises hotness.

(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:30, Reply)
Oh K-swizzle my dear, you say the sweetest of things!
*prouds*
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:31, Reply)
OK, so half one
I should get dressed, right? How is it so late?
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:26, Reply)
Getting dressed is overrated
If you don't have to leave the house, pajamas are fine.
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:27, Reply)
Don't even have Pjamas on
I'm just sat here wrapped in a blanket hoping I'll become properly conscious soon
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:28, Reply)
If you tell me you're wearing a helmet, I'm good to go.

(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:31, Reply)
I own no pajamas. I own one pair of sweat pants [I have no clue what you lot call these] and one pair of coach shorts.
So I basically get dressed whether I want to or not.
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:29, Reply)
I think we will mostly use 'sweat pants' as the term
though up north they say 'trackie bottoms'.

I imagine living in a shared house, walking around naked is somewhat frowned upon.
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:31, Reply)
we make plans to sit in our fancy underlings all the time.
but it never happens.
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:32, Reply)
and have pillow fights?

(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:33, Reply)
watch tv

(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:35, Reply)
Nah, sweat pants aren't trackie bottoms.

(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:36, Reply)
joggers

(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:41, Reply)
I am not dressed yet, but I have been to the gym, just waiting for this cream to seep in before I
get proper dressed.
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:28, Reply)

to the gym wanking
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:30, Reply)
nah proper gyming today! running maching, bike, lifting heavy things over and over
no, not my testicles!
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:33, Reply)
Nah getting dressed is rubbish.
I'm still sitting around in my pants.
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:28, Reply)
Alt: Piercings I'm fine with, some people suit them more than others
But those who have ear stretchers in, I wonder about. The number of people at Sonisphere who must have only been about 16-20 and had massively stretched ears was astonishing.

Plus, they look retarded most of the time.
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:27, Reply)
Did you go to Soni in the end then?

(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:28, Reply)
Aye, had an absolute blast of a time
Did you?
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:33, Reply)
I did go yeah
it was really fun.
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:38, Reply)
Awesome, were you camped with Al, or seperate?
We were lucky enough to have someone reserve us a spot in Blue 6, about 20 seconds from the entrance to the arena.
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:40, Reply)
You must have been pretty close to me then.

(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:41, Reply)
We were next to the flag shop, you?

(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:42, Reply)
Near a fucking annoying twat who spent the weekend wearing gold spandex trousers and selling coke to people.

(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:43, Reply)
I think I heard him on the final night, due to the drugged up arseholes camped behind us.

(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:43, Reply)
Camped in Blue 5 I think with the most disgusting camp in Soni
about ten minutes from the arena if you walk like I walk
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:42, Reply)
Ahh, not the best

(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:43, Reply)
I have to say, where you were camped was pretty rank

(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:43, Reply)
It really really was
I'm ashamed to say it was still better than last year though. We have some mangy fuckers
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:45, Reply)
There was a knobhead in my halls with hugely stretched ears last year.
A group of lads had a bet to see who could hang a padlock through one of the holes first. I never found out if they managed it, I sincerely hope they did.
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:29, Reply)
what would be really cool with that
is if they managed it, and locked the padlock, and refused to give him the key.
It may be considered as abuse, but I would find it very funny.
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:32, Reply)
If they did that to me
I'd purchase a suitably large padlock to fit around their neck, but that's too small to fit over their neck.
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:34, Reply)
Oh, come on. I thought it was funny.
I wouldn't do it though, especially not to big scary blokes with mohicans.
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:37, Reply)
Mine's just as funny.
And wise move. Don't do it to nice blokes with mohicans either ;)
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:40, Reply)
I have it on good authority that you're really nice
and very funny. Therefore I would never be anything but pleasant to you : )
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:46, Reply)
I know of very few b3tans I would consider having 'good authority'
But whoever they are I thank them!
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:48, Reply)
There was one lad I remember who just looked a complete cunt
He had shitty tattoos, massively stretched ears (looked like an inch) and was wearing slip on shoes. Pretty much the type of knobhead who'd be doing jump kicks in the pit. Cunts.
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:34, Reply)
Piercings are good in moderation
People with hundreds in their face tend to look rather silly. I have 8 in total, including 18mm lobes.
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:29, Reply)
on your face or all over?
For me, when there are loads or a lot in one place it completely draws my focus. The odd one I think is cool. I quite like the microdermal ones on some people too.
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:34, Reply)
8 in total.
Microdermals can look very cool, but there's nowhere I think I could get away with having them.
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:35, Reply)
One of my work/housemates has 4 on the back of his neck
They look pretty damn cool.
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:37, Reply)
I used to think they looked sore and would catch on stuff but the girl at the tattoo place
has a few and they look pretty cool.
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:39, Reply)
My friend had some in her arm but they all rejected
apart from the one that got ripped out in a club. Grim.
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:46, Reply)
I'm not a fan of the piercings girls get in their top lips, the ones that are meant to be whiskers?
For lack of a better word, I just think it makes 99% of them look common.
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:35, Reply)
Top side lip? Madonna
Yes they have been adopted by the tracksuit-wearing, dole-scrounging, waste-of-space mouth breathers in society.
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:37, Reply)
That's the one!
Really not a fan, at all.
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:37, Reply)
Me neither

(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:39, Reply)
Oh fuck me those piercings are ugly
I have yet to see a single person that it looks good on. I'm not even a fan of lower lip at the side, either, it messes up the symmetry of the face and that annoys me.
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:39, Reply)
I also am not a fan of cheek piercings
Only one girl I knew made them look good, but it helped she was cute to start with.
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:42, Reply)
I can't stand them, they just look weird.

(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:43, Reply)
I have only ever seen that
on someone who had a face filled with metal already, so it wasn't exactly subjective.
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:44, Reply)
This was a friend of mine back in uni
I don't have any pictures though, so just imagine a hot goth girl with a cute smile, hourglass figure and perfect boobs. Oh, and cheek piercings.
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:45, Reply)
You wouldn't really focus on the piercings, would you?
and even if you did, you could overlook them given the rest of the package.
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:47, Reply)
They really enhanced her looks though
Highlighted her cute but cheeky smile. She was away with the fairies though.
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:49, Reply)
I'm the same, but I have a terrible suspicion that a b3tan has one, and I can't remember who

(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:42, Reply)
BK

(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:43, Reply)
Beekers has a side lip piercing
His suits him though.
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:44, Reply)
Yes, it does
and a ring at the side rather than a stud always looks better. A friend of mine has a stud at the side and it looks retarded, like she has some sort of horrendous growth.
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:45, Reply)
Sorry, I mean the Madonna.

(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:45, Reply)
Oh, no idea then
I had a Medusa (top lip in the centre, aka philtrum) piercing back in the day, but had to take it out to start this job and it sealed up on the first day. Gutted.
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:46, Reply)
I have taken mine out for 3-4 hours for interviews etc
and it has been uncomfortable to put back in. They heal up quick.
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:48, Reply)
I can leave my labret out for days at a time without it closing
But then I just left it in for my last interview, and every court appearance. I swap the septum horseshoe for a retainer though.
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:50, Reply)
aw man, I like that lower lip piercing. That was my favorite piercing ever.
I had my roommate do a madonna piercing on me but I had to take it out cause it kept scraping my tooth.
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:44, Reply)
I'm all in favour of a six day working week
if it means we get a three day weekend. You'd get 5% more weekend and I'm totally in favour of that.

I like piercings as long as they're not utterly ridiculous. I know someone who's stretched their labret to 5mm and it looks hideous. I'm happy with the one I've got; admittedly I'd like an industrial but it would just look silly on me.
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:34, Reply)
Your numbers are confusing me

(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:38, Reply)
*checks maths*
2 days out of 7 is 28%. 3 days out of 9 is 33%. That is an increase of 5%. Isn't it?
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:41, Reply)

2 days out of 7 is two days out of a seven day week - meaning a five day working week.

3 days out of 6 is three days out of a six day week - meaning a four day working week.

Are there only six days in a week now?
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:50, Reply)
Bah, I wrote it down wrong
3 out of 9, that should be. It's still 33%. So we'd work 6 days but have 3 days off.
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:54, Reply)
I knew you knew what you meant.
I'm just easily confused by numbers.
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:21, Reply)
My industrial is a colossal annoyance
I've had it a year now and it keloids from time to time, and is sometimes sore when sleeping on that side. The piercer told me she was a trainee, but only after she'd done it...
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:38, Reply)
Ah, it took mine a year to settle down
just when it would stop hurting I'd catch it taking my tshirt off or brushing my hair, and it would throb like a motherfucker for weeks. It doesn't bother me any more though, I'm sure yours will settle too.
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:40, Reply)
I hope so
I've come very close to removing it on a number of occasions.
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:41, Reply)
It should be fine, truly
it just takes a while. I know two other people with a scaffold and they had exactly the same problem.
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:43, Reply)
It had better be
*shakes fist*
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:44, Reply)
a couple of the people I work with do 4 day weeks
one takes a reduced salary/holiday entitlement etc and has fridays off; my line manager works 6:45-16:15 ish Monday, Tuesday, Thursday and Friday to make a 37 hour week.

Or are you mandating it nationally?
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:35, Reply)
Yeah let's think big Lic, when is the cuty game?

(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:40, Reply)
30th July assuming you mean City
and not something to do with cute girls.
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:47, Reply)
yep, same day as my nephews christening but if I can get out for a beer after I will.

(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:48, Reply)
excellent work
I've booked a hotel so will be getting fairly drunk I suspect.
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:53, Reply)
I wuv peircings!
I would implement a 4 day working week by telling everyone they can only work 4 days a week. Things that need to change for it to work are everyone's diaries.

By Blousie aged 8.1/2 years old.
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:40, Reply)
alright beej, you get your hair did?

(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:47, Reply)
OMG!!
I am so getting it done on Saturday : ))))
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:47, Reply)
what you having done?

(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:48, Reply)
The sides shaved and left long on top and back.
Not shaved to the skin though. Preferably a number two maybe.
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:49, Reply)
Are you having a mullet?

(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:50, Reply)
No.
A bit like this.

www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://www.lisamalanij.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/f936ee2cacdb45b0_Undercut.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.lisamalanij.com/%3Fp%3D1627&usg=__7Fwaqn-xf7QGpb5NSn_Cxq8RKG0=&h=408&w=496&sz=41&hl=en&start=0&zoom=1&tbnid=gpLLMxRT6H-0jM:&tbnh=122&tbnw=149&ei=MiwkToXzCYrLhAe2ubGhBw&prev=/search%3Fq%3Dundercut%2Bhairstyles%2Bfor%2Bgirls%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN%26rlz%3D1T4ADRA_enGB367GB368%26biw%3D1024%26bih%3D540%26tbm%3Disch&um=1&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=133&vpy=215&dur=1343&hovh=204&hovw=248&tx=169&ty=164&page=1&ndsp=19&ved=1t:429,r:7,s:0&biw=1024&bih=540
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:50, Reply)
ooh cool
are you having a thing shaved into it like that lass? is it going to be a pecker? that would be awesome
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:52, Reply)
No tram lines.
I think that would be going a step to far.
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:54, Reply)
Ahh, I see.

(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:54, Reply)
I'm imagining a kind of 80s thing, now
or have I completely misunderstood?
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:50, Reply)
I got the left side done. The lady was a bit thick and looked at me like I was stupid for wanting it.
AND even argued with me about the name of the cut, I wanted to tell her "google says you're wrong" but I just left it alone.
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:51, Reply)
I reckon I could do a 4-day week, just be actually working those 4 days
Piercings are cool although never liked lip piercings for some reason and eyebrows are a bugger for growing out. I think tongue is my all time favourite.

Tats are generally cool, it can depend on the art work, but generally I view these things along with scars etc. as the things that make your body yours.

There's very little I've owned that I've not customised in some way, so I don't see what my body would be any different.
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:43, Reply)
I considered getting my tongue pierced a while back
Then realised I'd look a twat, so decided against it.
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:45, Reply)
one advantage I've found is that no one notices
I don't think anyone at my current job know's I've got it done and I've been here 3 years.
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:46, Reply)
They're too busy staring at your awesome facial hair innit.

(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:47, Reply)
This was true before I had the tasch.
I had it done at 21 (back when these things were still relatively cool and unusual) and even I for get it's there now. still it seems to do what I got it for, so no complaints.
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:54, Reply)
Ahh, awesome

(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:50, Reply)
Yes, yes I am.

(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:56, Reply)
I've considered a tongue piercing recently but I'm concerned it could be the start of a mid-life crisis.

(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:51, Reply)
Embrace your mid life crisis.

(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:53, Reply)
Oh, I have no plans on actually having a mid-life crisis
but I can imagine fourteen-year old me looking at a 35-year old guy with a new tongue piercing and thinking "He's desperately trying to hold on to his youth".
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:54, Reply)
Why I give a fuck what people think is a whole different issue entirely.

(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:56, Reply)
fuck it.
As above no one needs to see it unless you want them too.
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:57, Reply)
There are two people who I specifically care what they think.
I guess I should ask them.
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:58, Reply)
Good idea.
And then totally ignore them and do what YOU want.
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:01, Reply)
similar problem
I keep wanting to dye red streaks in my hair, get more piercings and a tattoo, but I suspect it's just a reaction to having a grown up job
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:03, Reply)
Hey, you're on summer holidays at the moment, you can do what you like.
Schools out! Live life to the full! I have a friend who I was in class at school with for a few years, she's on her ninth tattoo and she's just had her tongue pierced. I see it as her kind of defining who she is. Alternatively, daughter's mother has covered herself in tattoos and piercings over the past three years and I definitely see that as a mid-life crisis. Mind you, her whole life's been a crisis so I don't know what's new there.

Fuck it, maybe I'll just do it when kiddo gets her ears pierced again and be done with it.
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:08, Reply)
perhaps so
but I have an interview to actually get the job I've been doing for 1 1/2 years in a couple of weeks. Perhaps I should wait until after that.

technically, right now, I'm doley scum. Although I having been arsed to sign on, yet
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:09, Reply)
Get that shit signed yo.
Sooner the better.
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:12, Reply)
but it's boooooooring
and miserable
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:15, Reply)
Wear earphones and pump cheery happy music into your skull while in and around the job centre.
It's the only way.
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:17, Reply)
cheery music is more depressing

(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:18, Reply)
There's no pleasing some miserable bastards is there?

(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:21, Reply)
no

(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:22, Reply)
*tickles*

(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:23, Reply)
I am not ticklish in ANY WAY
*collapses*
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:25, Reply)
Plan for ~3 days of talking like a spazmoid
And then another week of no solid food.
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:10, Reply)
Indeed, I work on the phone so it'll have to be a Friday.
I'm still unsure. I'll see what the kid and the missus think, then probably get it anyway.
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:12, Reply)
My mate got his done when I did
and went back to work on the phone on monday. As I recall the line he was practicing was "Microsoft Access Support, May I help you", which is not the easiest with a swollen tongue, but he got by fine.
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:30, Reply)
Tourettes didn't seem to have any probs with talking when she got hers done.

(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:31, Reply)
Dude, that woman has problems talking at least 50% of the time I spend with her.

(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:42, Reply)
tongue piercings are awesome
just because there's something inherently naughty about them
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:53, Reply)
I play with mine constantly

(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:54, Reply)
And your piercing etc etc

(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:54, Reply)
A little bit this
not so much on women, but every bloke I've met who has a tongue piercing has always made me think that they're probably a little bit kinky and/or a good lay. I don't know why...
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:03, Reply)
it's definitely not the case
only made out with one guy with one.
amazing kisser, couldn't really tell it was in there, but he was shit in bed
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:06, Reply)
Maybe he was secretly quite kinky?
That would still follow berk's theory.
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:07, Reply)
it was no secret

(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:12, Reply)
So he was kinky?
Therefore berk's rule ("kinky and/or a great shag") stands.
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:13, Reply)
kinky is no good
if they're shit
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:15, Reply)
Scat just doesn't do it for some people, Lab.

(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:17, Reply)
Me being one of them
I still have flashbacks to the horrid scat case I did 3 years ago.
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:20, Reply)
*imagines film noir montage of Lab solving a scat case*

(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:21, Reply)

noir brun
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:23, Reply)
this is not a good new genre

(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:24, Reply)
I solved it by saying there was no crime commited
Suspect was accused of downloading paed, but only (and I mean ONLY) had scat pics and movies, with subjects who were not only 18+ but really should know better.
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:24, Reply)
kinky in the sort of way a frat brother would be
handcuffs seem cool but if you put your finger in his ass he'd probably cry
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:19, Reply)
now we know everything about boys with tongue piercing
I think we should apply these assumptions to the rest of them
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:20, Reply)
I wonder if a guy that was massively kinky and great in bed would lose all that if he got his tongue pierced
I sometimes think that dudes with them are douche bags
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:26, Reply)
As a man with a tongue piercing
I support this view and wish to have it more widely propagated.

Edit: Oh bugger, I mean what Berk said.
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:08, Reply)
too late!

(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:10, Reply)
Fuck you Welshy
at least I have piercings, even if I did take them out for several years (except the tongue) and wuss out of getting a bar through my cock.
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:12, Reply)
getting your ears pierced at the mall with your mates when you're 12 doesn't count

(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:12, Reply)
fuck you Yankee
I was older than 12 and I got them done by a mate at a party. the only proper one I have is my tongue, and by coincidence the only one I had done while sober. The rest are all ears and nose.
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:17, Reply)
I pierced my ears five and a half times while pissed.
It's amazing how much effort it takes to push through cartilage like that.
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:21, Reply)
I'm not a yankee, you simpering twat.
do you have your septum done?
I considered it once but I'm so fat it's likely to make me look like a pig or bull or something equally large and ugly.
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:23, Reply)
I have mine done
Second most painful piercing I've ever had.
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:25, Reply)
what was the first?

(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:27, Reply)
Nipples
Mainly because rather than it being instant, it was drawn out over 4 seconds of the needle being slowly pushed through. Then I had the other done straight after.
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:28, Reply)
Nipples are fucking painful, especially if you get both done.

(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:30, Reply)
It's the only time I've sworn aloud while being pierced.

(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:33, Reply)
this
plus both of them rejected so it was like a slap in the face
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:35, Reply)
Mine won't reject, they're damn deep
Still healing though, and I keep catching them on clothing and towels.
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:36, Reply)
I have small nipples.

(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:38, Reply)
So do I
The piercing lady told me so, and said she might not be able to pierce them. I felt embarrassed.
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:39, Reply)
small nipples on a dude is normal though
I don't have those fat pointy red nipples that most women have.
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:42, Reply)
Are you sure you've not been looking at people with chickenpox

(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:44, Reply)
nah, just going by tv and porn
oh and all my mates, cause it's fun to say "I have weird nipples" and then we all show eachother our nipples
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:46, Reply)
Your tits slapped you in the face and your piercing fell out?

(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:36, Reply)
when we meet, they'll slap you as well

(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:38, Reply)
I'll have to leave the mrs behind.
Or you could wait until she's in the toilet or something.
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:41, Reply)
oh yeah, I got my left done and I literally shrieked
it rejected and I got it done again, the second time it was a different sort of pain, a burning.
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:33, Reply)
I know and Cavey's not welsh
but I choose to be geographically incorrect when insulting people. No septum, just the boring left nostril, for about the reason you describe.
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:33, Reply)
I can't remember what party it was at
but recently I came close to being persuaded into having my ears pierced
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:35, Reply)
I don't think I know any girl that doesn't have her ears pierced.
Even if it's just for studs.
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:39, Reply)
I never bothered getting it done
and now I can't really
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:41, Reply)
Why can't you?
Just a curious question.
To be honest, I had mine done when I was a baby I think and I never wear earrings now.
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:43, Reply)
I'm not supposed to have piercings/injections/tattoos etc
infection- might cause me getting ill again. I was really drunk though and tempted by getting my ears pierced
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:45, Reply)
oh that sucks

(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:47, Reply)
I have piercings, just not many and boring ear ones
I used to have a nipple ring, though

You are wuss
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:14, Reply)
This is true.
I do still toy with the idea of getting it done some time, but I'm scared and there is an element of if it ain't broke don't fix it.
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:16, Reply)
For a little while I consider getting my girl bits done
but I heard there was a chance of losing feeling there, so I decided it wasn't worth it. Not sure if they counts for boys, though.
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:17, Reply)
This too
although in your case they don't tend to pierce the actual clit, just the hood, so less risk/worry. FWIW I've known/slept with at least 2 girlies with that one done and neither had any problems. I would advise a bar rather than a ring though if your other half has a tongue bar, playing hoopla can be painful.
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:20, Reply)
this is actually making me feel faint
and not in a good way
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:21, Reply)
I think it would also making walking
erm..interesting
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:23, Reply)
You don't notice or feel it while walking.

(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:24, Reply)
Only if you get the actual clit peirced.
You won't lose feeling if you get the hood peirced.

Truefact!

It also heals incredibly fast.
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:21, Reply)
Alt: I couldn't give a toss generally.
Attractive person with piercings = attractive. Mong-faced 'look at me' tryhard 'alternative' type twat = twat.
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 13:56, Reply)
huh
how come it took me 3 paras to say exactly this?!
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:19, Reply)
You and I are in agreement.

(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:37, Reply)
Let's get real here Bobby, you're going to be a primary school teacher, you'll never work a day in your life
Piercings are ok if you're like 14 and listen to Combichrist alot
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:10, Reply)
Is it wrong that I'm erect?

(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:43, Reply)
Getting your cock pierced
can lead to you pissing in two directions.

This in turn can lead to you being hit in the face.
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:34, Reply)
haha
that's the pits
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:37, Reply)
So can circumcision.

(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:42, Reply)
I read somewhere that circumcision
was the most botched operation the NHS perform.

Which is a bit worrying.
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:43, Reply)
that's because there is no right way to cut off a dudes foreskin

(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:44, Reply)
Not even with a Rabbi's teeth?

(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:47, Reply)
How can circumcision
cause you to piss in two directions? It's not connected to anything close to the urethra.

unless you get it done by somebody so incredibly inept that they stab you right in your bellend.
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:49, Reply)
Because it's often done wrong.
I imagine that the bit of foreskin that gets cut off heals to the wrong bit of your cock, which pulls it in a funny direction or something.
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:51, Reply)
Unless he has that thing where his foreskin is so tight it makes his cock go mouldy.

(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:47, Reply)
I never understood why people who had that
didn't describe it by saying "yeah, my knob was too big for my foreskin", it's always "the foreskin was too tight"

missed a trick there I think
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:49, Reply)
It's all about putting a positive spin on things
It's why al says his penis isn't small, it's just very far away.
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:51, Reply)
If I can't see it, then it must be very far away.
The curvature of my belly prevents it.
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:52, Reply)
Perhaps a periscope would do the trick

(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:54, Reply)
Unless he has that thing where his cock doesn't do that precum thing

(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:50, Reply)
it'd be nice, but won't happen, unless hours are added to the other days
alt: I quite like some. My mrs hasn't even got pierced ears though. Makes for one less option when buying presents.

those big silver baubles on the side of the top lip are fucking stupid though. I have never seen one look good on anyone. Terminator zits is how I refer to them.
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:38, Reply)
I'd make BLACK people work four days a week.
And clean my house on the fifth day!

Biblicalols.
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 14:41, Reply)

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