Im pretty sure that if you had a NEW MAN
who had a HOT BODY and was a DEMON IN THE SACK and earned 3 TIMES AS MUCH AS YOU then all that becomes a moot point unless you want to grow vegetables.
( Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 16:02, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

The closest I have to any of that is some potatoes that are probably sprouting roots in the cupboard.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 16:06, Reply)

shhh
stop talking about it. It's not interesting enough for anyone else to want to know about it.

Have they made films about that sort of thing? No. So shut up.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 16:07, Reply)

Maybe that's how I'll earn a MILLION times more than all of you
I'll film the potatoes sprouting in a time lapse style, but then suddenly they'll disappear in a flash, and the message is that even great artists forget they're filming something when they're having a panicked tidy-up because they have a TEPID-BODIED OLD FRIEND coming over.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 16:09, Reply)

So do you invite moderately attractive people
round to your house in the knowledge that they've not had any for a while and so after a bottle of wine or two you'll probably both just go ahead and do it as well?
( Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 16:13, Reply)

No al
I'm waiting for my hymen to grow back so I can pierce it.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 16:29, Reply)

however dull the law is
it will never be as dull as wallpapering your house and growing vegetables and then talking about these things with pride. fact.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 16:09, Reply)

I grew up with a dad who worked in the law
you couldn't be more wrong and that was criminal law, the interesting kind (relatively speaking)

it wasn't his job that was being referred to though.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 16:11, Reply)