I may have to just forgive everybody
or I'll end up with NO friends at all. Even pretend internet ones.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Jul 2011, 21:10, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I think you should phone Age Concern
and report bullying
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 21:11, Reply)

I'd have to find a nice young man to do it for me.
I'd only get confused. And I can't see those little numbers on that telephone.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Jul 2011, 21:13, Reply)

You have your husband to cuddle up to at night, b3th.
I have a DOG. She crowds the bed and growls at everything.
I think I win this round.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 21:13, Reply)

I have two cats
One of which has pissed in the kitchen again.

Unless B3th's husband pisses in the kitchen I'd like to claim this win.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 21:29, Reply)

To my knowledge, he has never done that.
And neither has the dog.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Jul 2011, 21:31, Reply)

not even in the sink?
what sort of bloke is he?
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 21:34, Reply)

an old one.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Jul 2011, 21:35, Reply)

With short legs.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 21:36, Reply)

hahaha
He *is* a shortarse.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Jul 2011, 21:42, Reply)

I thought you'd have a toyboy.

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 21:36, Reply)

Did you not get the memo?
He's like *ancient*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Jul 2011, 21:41, Reply)

I may have seen something about it.
But I don't actually know all of the details, comments, bullying, etc.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 21:49, Reply)

all you win is disappointment, but that's your name so you're used to it I reckon
l. o. l.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 21:31, Reply)

I own the franchise
But if you're disappointed you can only be pleasantly surprised.

Cat piss in the kitchen is neither pleasant, nor a surprise though.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 21:35, Reply)

Dog shit next to your head is right up there

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 21:37, Reply)

Dogs live in the conservatory
Dog sick in the conservatory is a fairly regular thing.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 21:39, Reply)

My dog lives in my room.
Dog sick in my room happens sometimes.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 21:40, Reply)

^this

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Jul 2011, 21:41, Reply)

Has Echo chilled out since she had her doctored?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 21:42, Reply)

YES. OMG. It's subtle, she still tries to get to my roommate, and gets a hair up her arse sometimes.
But she's mostly good.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 21:43, Reply)

Have your flatmates chilled out about the dog these days, or is she still in her cage when you're out?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 21:46, Reply)

oh, she's in her cage when I'm out.
I can't leave her on her own all day.
Maybe in a year or so.
A few weeks ago I did leave her alone in my room for about an hour or so while I did some shopping.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 21:50, Reply)

When are you hoping to come over for the weekend?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 21:53, Reply)

It will probably be spring or summer.
It will be longer than a weekend.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 21:55, Reply)

Your season are (probably) different to ours.
What is that as a hoped 'month/year'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 21:59, Reply)

a year from now

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 22:01, Reply)

Cool.
That'll give you something to look forward to! How long are you hoping to extend your trip for?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 22:01, Reply)

I think I'm going to meet Al and his wifey in New York at Halloween.
That will be something nice to look forward to.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 22:08, Reply)

I should be going to Chicago next year.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Jul 2011, 22:09, Reply)

Chicago is ace!
If you're wanting travel tips gaz me.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 22:12, Reply)

Check you our, meeting people from the Internet.
This'll mean you know some REAL LIFE LIMEYS.

That'll impress your friends!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 22:10, Reply)

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

( Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 22:12, Reply)

Jeff, where do think K lives? The Ghobi desert?
Her seasons are the same as ours.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 22:03, Reply)

What, she bleeds once a month?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 22:06, Reply)

The moon goes round the earth
Just like the purple horse goes round the carousel.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 22:09, Reply)

I always say "my dogs"
But they're jointly owned by me and my sister and they live in both houses, depending on who can walk them.

When they're at her house they eat the weed off the pond if they're not watched, and pond weed sick is a sight to behold.

It's like ectoplasm, but smellier and - in season - full of half digested frogs.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 21:46, Reply)

That sounds *ace*

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Jul 2011, 21:47, Reply)

It's splendid
Bootsy Collins (not his kennel name) eats grass as well so he tends to shit khaki bunting.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 21:53, Reply)

Why did the dogs throw up pond water?
Because the sea-weed.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 21:49, Reply)