Let's all be mean to b3th on facebook, shall we?
Or on second thoughts, let's not.
Let's have a nice evening thread instead. Did everyone watch University Challenge?

Alt: Shall we have an /OT group on facebook? Will that make us cool?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Jul 2011, 20:41, 142 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

But it's so fun!
I haven't seen University Challenge yet- who was playing?

Alt: No. Nothing could do that
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 20:43, Reply)

Worcester College from your lot
got beaten by Clare Colleger from the other side.

Only by ten points. It was a good match.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Jul 2011, 20:45, Reply)

Fucking Tabs
I don't know if my college is competing this year or not
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 20:54, Reply)

What was your college?
I only have one Oxford friend, and she went to Merton.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Jul 2011, 20:59, Reply)

No.
No.
Alt: No. No.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 20:43, Reply)

You should totally join our group.
We're going to talk about the pier and be all cool and everything.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Jul 2011, 20:47, Reply)

Lies.
How long is it now until you throw yourself to a certain death?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 20:49, Reply)

Two weeks yesterday.
I'm really looking forward to it.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Jul 2011, 20:50, Reply)

I am terribly in awe of you for doing this.

( girlinthehole, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 20:50, Reply)

in awe bored for doing this
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 20:52, Reply)

: p

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Jul 2011, 20:53, Reply)

Have you raised lots of money?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 20:54, Reply)

£120 so far
GLESS

I needed to raise £60, so that's really great.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Jul 2011, 20:56, Reply)

Didn't you only want to raise sixty quid. Maybe they'll let you jump twice.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 20:57, Reply)

We're quite tempted to get the youngest granddaughter doing a jump too.
Her mum's not too keen.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Jul 2011, 20:58, Reply)

Have you done anything like this before?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 20:50, Reply)

No, never.
I am an abject coward. This is part of my midlife crisis. I'm contemplating a tattoo next.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Jul 2011, 20:54, Reply)

You should get a tattoo of the pier on your arm.
That would be brilliant.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 20:55, Reply)

I could get a copy of the bar price list

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Jul 2011, 20:57, Reply)

On one arm, on the other. Details of how much the chips are.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 21:00, Reply)

A scale representation
Shoulder to wrist - would be exceptional.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 20:58, Reply)

My mum is getting a tattoo and she's in her mid sixties.

( girlinthehole, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 21:01, Reply)

Your mum is Fern Britten AICMFP

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Jul 2011, 21:02, Reply)

My mums 52 and she's banging on about how she wants another.

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 21:04, Reply)

No

( girlinthehole, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 20:47, Reply)

Is this a Vicar of Dibley tribute act?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Jul 2011, 20:48, Reply)

No

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 20:49, Reply)

Yes.

( girlinthehole, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 20:50, Reply)

Maybe

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 20:51, Reply)

No no no no no no no no no
no no no
yes.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Jul 2011, 20:50, Reply)

Facebook, eh?
I've heard of it. And I can't bring myself to subscribe to it. Ever.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 20:50, Reply)

Evening TD

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 20:51, Reply)

Evening DoFo

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 20:56, Reply)

Word!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 20:58, Reply)

Rappinghoo

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 20:59, Reply)

THAT IS REAL LIFE THIS IS B3TA
I don't even know what university challenge is.

alt: A bit like "i like breasts"
it won't be cool then
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 20:52, Reply)

College Bowl?
University teams do very hard questions to be crowned swotty gits.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Jul 2011, 20:55, Reply)

oh

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 20:57, Reply)

I was not mean to you on MyFace
*prouds*
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 18 Jul 2011, 20:52, Reply)

Well done you.
At least be on facebook for a week or so before you start being mean to people.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Jul 2011, 20:55, Reply)

I was only a bit mean

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 20:56, Reply)

Nobody was as mean as Gonz.
He is dead to me now. Dead.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Jul 2011, 20:57, Reply)

*massive gasp*

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 20:58, Reply)

What did you say that prompted people to be mean to you?
(You might get a *there there* out of me if it's good)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 20:58, Reply)

He posted a photo of the senior Specials menu at a tea room
and tagged me, Blousie and Rosalicious in the photo.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Jul 2011, 21:00, Reply)

See, I can't laugh at that. Otherwise it'll upset Blousie. And I wouldn't do that.

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 21:02, Reply)

hahaha! bless his cotton socks.

( girlinthehole, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 21:02, Reply)

Hadn't you seen it?
It was scandalous, Blousie. A total affront.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Jul 2011, 21:04, Reply)

I'll look later.
And pretend to be miffed.
( girlinthehole, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 21:05, Reply)

Has he got you 'spinnin' like a little baby girl'?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 21:11, Reply)

Amberl suggested b3th bring her husband along.

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 21:02, Reply)

I may have to just forgive everybody
or I'll end up with NO friends at all. Even pretend internet ones.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Jul 2011, 21:10, Reply)

I think you should phone Age Concern
and report bullying
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 21:11, Reply)

I'd have to find a nice young man to do it for me.
I'd only get confused. And I can't see those little numbers on that telephone.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Jul 2011, 21:13, Reply)

You have your husband to cuddle up to at night, b3th.
I have a DOG. She crowds the bed and growls at everything.
I think I win this round.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 21:13, Reply)

I have two cats
One of which has pissed in the kitchen again.

Unless B3th's husband pisses in the kitchen I'd like to claim this win.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 21:29, Reply)

To my knowledge, he has never done that.
And neither has the dog.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Jul 2011, 21:31, Reply)

not even in the sink?
what sort of bloke is he?
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 21:34, Reply)

an old one.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Jul 2011, 21:35, Reply)

With short legs.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 21:36, Reply)

hahaha
He *is* a shortarse.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Jul 2011, 21:42, Reply)

I thought you'd have a toyboy.

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 21:36, Reply)

Did you not get the memo?
He's like *ancient*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Jul 2011, 21:41, Reply)

I may have seen something about it.
But I don't actually know all of the details, comments, bullying, etc.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 21:49, Reply)

all you win is disappointment, but that's your name so you're used to it I reckon
l. o. l.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 21:31, Reply)

I own the franchise
But if you're disappointed you can only be pleasantly surprised.

Cat piss in the kitchen is neither pleasant, nor a surprise though.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 21:35, Reply)

Dog shit next to your head is right up there

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 21:37, Reply)

Dogs live in the conservatory
Dog sick in the conservatory is a fairly regular thing.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 21:39, Reply)

My dog lives in my room.
Dog sick in my room happens sometimes.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 21:40, Reply)

^this

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Jul 2011, 21:41, Reply)

Has Echo chilled out since she had her doctored?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 21:42, Reply)

YES. OMG. It's subtle, she still tries to get to my roommate, and gets a hair up her arse sometimes.
But she's mostly good.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 21:43, Reply)

Have your flatmates chilled out about the dog these days, or is she still in her cage when you're out?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 21:46, Reply)

oh, she's in her cage when I'm out.
I can't leave her on her own all day.
Maybe in a year or so.
A few weeks ago I did leave her alone in my room for about an hour or so while I did some shopping.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 21:50, Reply)

When are you hoping to come over for the weekend?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 21:53, Reply)

It will probably be spring or summer.
It will be longer than a weekend.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 21:55, Reply)

Your season are (probably) different to ours.
What is that as a hoped 'month/year'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 21:59, Reply)

a year from now

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 22:01, Reply)

Cool.
That'll give you something to look forward to! How long are you hoping to extend your trip for?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 22:01, Reply)

I think I'm going to meet Al and his wifey in New York at Halloween.
That will be something nice to look forward to.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 22:08, Reply)

I should be going to Chicago next year.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Jul 2011, 22:09, Reply)

Chicago is ace!
If you're wanting travel tips gaz me.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 22:12, Reply)

Check you our, meeting people from the Internet.
This'll mean you know some REAL LIFE LIMEYS.

That'll impress your friends!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 22:10, Reply)

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

( Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 22:12, Reply)

Jeff, where do think K lives? The Ghobi desert?
Her seasons are the same as ours.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 22:03, Reply)

What, she bleeds once a month?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 22:06, Reply)

The moon goes round the earth
Just like the purple horse goes round the carousel.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 22:09, Reply)

I always say "my dogs"
But they're jointly owned by me and my sister and they live in both houses, depending on who can walk them.

When they're at her house they eat the weed off the pond if they're not watched, and pond weed sick is a sight to behold.

It's like ectoplasm, but smellier and - in season - full of half digested frogs.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 21:46, Reply)

That sounds *ace*

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Jul 2011, 21:47, Reply)

It's splendid
Bootsy Collins (not his kennel name) eats grass as well so he tends to shit khaki bunting.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 21:53, Reply)

Why did the dogs throw up pond water?
Because the sea-weed.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 21:49, Reply)

I really wanted to lay into a girl I know today on facebook but it's really not worth the emotion.
suffice to say I hate her stupid face and I should delete her but I'm too nice
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 20:58, Reply)

Tell her that 'Jeff called you a cunt'
That'll confuse her. What with her not knowing me.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 20:59, Reply)

OFF TOPIC WILL NEVER BE COOL
apart from me really, you're all so very lucky that I even bother with you lot
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 20:55, Reply)

*feels blessed*
Not
( girlinthehole, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 21:03, Reply)

People were being mean to you?
I must have missed that. At least I wasn't participating. I don't think we should have a facebook group at all - I'm only on the bloody thing because it's the way most of my friends communicate, and I'd likely fall completely off their radar if I left.
(berk, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 21:05, Reply)

*checks e-mail*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 21:08, Reply)

Yes, yes, alright
it's on its way.
(berk, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 21:14, Reply)

Aaaahahahahahaha
That is all.
( djtrialprice, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 21:24, Reply)

grrrrr.
*shakes fist*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Jul 2011, 21:31, Reply)

Seriously?
The unexplained death of the whistleblower in the biggest scandal for years isn't being treated as suspicious?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Jul 2011, 22:14, Reply)

David Kelly pt 2 innit.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 22:16, Reply)

innit though?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Jul 2011, 22:17, Reply)

Am I bovvered? Do I look bovvered? 'Cos I AIN'T BOVVERED.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 22:17, Reply)

I have a feeling it won't be the last unexplained death connected with this affair.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 22:17, Reply)

have you been sneaking around offing journos and leaving suspicious ginger pubeage at the scene
again?
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 22:29, Reply)

These things happen in Thames Valley Police world
Dr Kelly. Just a slip of the trigger.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 22:17, Reply)

No! Not David's brother as well.
*sobs*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 22:18, Reply)

You ninja FUCKER!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 22:18, Reply)

Confused one, that.
I've a mate called Peter Kelly - he lives in Woking so he might be in trouble.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 22:20, Reply)

Give him a bell.
If his phone is engaged. PANIC.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 22:21, Reply)

I've no wish to ring him
He was the one who got my Old Trafford ticket so I'm glad he's been killed.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 22:25, Reply)

*Suspects TD*
But I won't start my investigation until later this week, I need sleep.

And to learn as much SAS/SQL as possible by the end of the week*

Good night Internet.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 22:26, Reply)

I'll hold my hands up to many things
But if I had any complicity with the mendacious, duplicitous quagmire of Murdoch - well, I am a decent man and I'd have done the decent thing before now.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 22:30, Reply)

Not much point killing him
after he whistleblowed
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 22:19, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrnIkjkooBM
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 22:20, Reply)

Nah. It'll learn all them others not to try nuffin.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Jul 2011, 22:20, Reply)

Sets an example though, doesn't it.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 22:21, Reply)

I think the dead bloke has previous for drink/drugs issues.
*Worries for Monty*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 22:22, Reply)

There's no point being worried for Monty
his death, followed by the revelation that his corpse was found clutching a bottle of Lambrini and with a satsuma in his pants, is as inevitable as the earthquake that will destroy western california when the San Andreas fault shifts. It's just a matter of when.
( Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 22:27, Reply)

Already discredited
A year or so ago. He was framed on allegations of drunk on work premises and was appealling it.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 22:23, Reply)

What's the betting the police report says
he punched himself repeatedly in the face, threw himself down the stairs, broke all his onw fingers, and then shot himself several times in the face?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Jul 2011, 22:31, Reply)

And how long
Until the mysterious death of David Shard gets into this?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 22:35, Reply)

Annon have all the emails from NOTW and are going to release them.... Rupert is sooo fucked.
Fox News is so fucking disgusting in their "Oh, get over it" attitude.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 22:49, Reply)

Have you seen this?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9gOSsvLIO4
It's unbelievable, they lump in the NOTW with Citibank, Bank of America and American Express. The latter three have been hacked INTO for fuck sake, not the other way round.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 23:06, Reply)

Yeah', they really don't have a clue.
Or what I think is worst, they have a clue and are intentionally reporting it differently from the truth in order to obscure public opinion.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 23:25, Reply)

And here are the breasts of the day at 22.45
I'm off to bed.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 22:44, Reply)

Droopy spaniels' ears
That'll be bedtime then.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Jul 2011, 22:47, Reply)

Oh shush you big silly, you're just pleased that I'm walking miles in the pouring rain and still thinking of you =)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 22:52, Reply)

I wasn't mean!
I simply laughed.

Alt: We're already awesome.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 22:53, Reply)

what's he eating?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 23:00, Reply)

Knowing Supernatural
either pie or a spider
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 23:15, Reply)

a Dime bar
or a Daim bar if you prefer.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 23:22, Reply)

It's part of a mini steak sandwich from an episode in the second season where he works as a P.A.
*is sad for knowing this*
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 18 Jul 2011, 23:46, Reply)

hahahaha oh wow that's spectacular
I love you.

I had steak this evening, nom nom nom.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 23:56, Reply)

just to prove how sad I am and to prove that I'm right....
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oh22tmkMGx4
go to around 1:33 and watch from there - it's a scene from the episode I'm talking about with this exact clip. This vid is sorta a compilation of his food loving.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 2:15, Reply)

If Sean Hoare really killed himself over this Phone Hacking
This witch hunt has gone far enough. It will be best to let the investigation complete, let all relevant people go to jail, and examine the real monopoly in global media- Public service broadcasting. The BBC has been harping on about this non stop. Surely there must be some other news stories?
I hope Tom Watson, MP for the typical hellhole of Sandwell, enjoys drinking the blood of every man woman and child to has so much as ever glanced at a copy of the NOTW.
(888777555, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 23:05, Reply)

Do you even know who Sean Hoare is?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 23:15, Reply)

Yeah, the Whisteblower.
Maybe he feels guilty his allegations lead to the paper closing or something.
I don't know for sure. I don't think NC killed him, there'd be no point.
(888777555, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 23:17, Reply)

who was mean?
I'll kick their asses
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 23:27, Reply)

where did everyone go?
I get back from the pub and you all fuck off. Fine. see if I care
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 23:38, Reply)

No, I no longer have a TV.
Alt: No one knows I am internet! Apart from a lot of people.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 23:57, Reply)