*polite applause*
I think it's fair to say the shit has rolled all the way uphill on this because Murdoch is such an odious cunt, but that's what you get for being an odious cunt.

Happy B3taday, btw
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 10:49, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Nine years :(

( Kroney, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 10:52, Reply)

Are the words "less for armed robbery" buzzing around your head?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 10:55, Reply)

I'm starting to worry that I might be a lifer.

( Kroney, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:01, Reply)

Can we have an anecdote about the old days of B3ta please granpda?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:02, Reply)

I remember the days before The Fear
and the Quo were memes. I remember when there was only /board.

In those days, people weren't actually cunty to each other. That came later.
( Kroney, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:04, Reply)

Can you trace back the origins of B3ta trolls?
Is there a "Troll Adam/Eve" who started the tradition?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:08, Reply)

As befits my age, my memory isn't what it was.
I think some people from 4chan came over.
( Kroney, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:10, Reply)

I'm going to ignore that first comment and/or pretend I'm not older than you

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:15, Reply)

What's that, young man?
Speak up!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:18, Reply)

I read that as 'lifter'
I have to admit, I'd had my doubts about you.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:04, Reply)

I would like to point out at this juncture
that not only do I have excellent health, 20/20 vision, blue eyes, a 2.1 AND that I'm at my peak physical condition, I'm also rather attractive to women.
( Kroney, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:07, Reply)

I think we'll be the judge of that, thank you.
*judges*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:10, Reply)

You know the tripod of lust?
I'd be the bit that you'd actually sit on. The cushion, I suppose.
( Kroney, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:12, Reply)

That just reminded me of those space hoppers with dildos attached.
I have no idea why.
Actually, I bet they're fun.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:14, Reply)

That's my animal magnetism.
The Cushion of Fulfilment, that's me.
( Kroney, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:15, Reply)