Oh, that would be fucking loverly.
And the best part would be Monty would try his best to be a good dad and look after the lad, can you imagine his and his 'parents' horror?. Addled druggie that he is he's a conscientious father.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 10:56, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I'm taking his failure to deny the suggestion as an admission of guilt
as opposed to "having work to do" or "refusing to acknowledge such a preposterous idea". DNA tests please. How bushy are Monty's eyebrows, anyone?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:05, Reply)

I think we need the Jeremy Kyle Show to sort this one out

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:34, Reply)

I would fucking love that
The amount of disdain generated by Monty were he to meet Kyle would break television
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:49, Reply)