what the fuck for?
Seriously, man, you want to make yourself physically sick, ill, your body start to destroy itslef, go through almost intolerable pain and make your nipples bleed and do something no human body was designed for? why?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:02, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Building a house can't be that bad, can it?
Perhaps I should have said "design my own house"...
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:03, Reply)

haha, yes.
I dunno. I've built my own kitchen, that's about my limit.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:05, Reply)

Cabinet making?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:08, Reply)

no, christ, that would be pretty cool though
just all the other stuff. tiling, sorting the floor, fitting, plumbing, electrics, worktop cutting, etc. The cabinets were flat-packed Ikea.

but not the gas cooker. defintely not the gas. honest.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:11, Reply)

Oh right, cabinet making is pretty cool
Jesus was a carpenter you know
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:16, Reply)

The little-known Carpenter?
was he Wes Jacobs?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:19, Reply)

Harsh man

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:24, Reply)

wear bandaids over your nipples then?

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:04, Reply)

might work for a 5k
they tend to fall off a long way before the end of a marathon.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:05, Reply)

Vaseline has more than one use other than bumsex.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:06, Reply)

There's never any left though

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:07, Reply)

same problem. It's never lasted me longer than a few miles.
perhaps my nipples are just destined for pain.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:07, Reply)

You should buy a couple of thimbles

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:09, Reply)

Saucepans in your case

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:11, Reply)

eww no

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:12, Reply)

I'm pretty sure they'd chafe something fucking chronic.
Also I've got a solution. Stopped running. It's a stupid pastime and it ruined my knees.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:13, Reply)

I plan to stop running as soon as I've shifted my gut
Hopefully this will encompass doing the London Marathon next year
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:17, Reply)

My current run distance is 9 miles
and not once have I had any issues at all with nipple-chafage
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:08, Reply)

lucky man.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:12, Reply)

Hardly
Chafe-proof nipples are scant genetic consolation for my piss-poor eyesight. Or face.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:16, Reply)