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I think we need a new thread.
That other one is getting a bit unwieldy.
If you were going to pick a thing that you HAD to do before you died, what would it be and why?
Alt: why do you need an alt anyway? pick your own.
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Poppet some assembly required., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:45,
230 replies,
latest was 15 years ago)
It's still the parachute jump
Last year they cancelled due to weather twice, and I never bothered rebooking.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:49,
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you should go for it.
I think I'd have to go hiking in Yellowstone. Apparently it's pretty much all sitting on top of the worlds largest supervolcano that hasn't gone off yet.
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Poppet some assembly required., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:52,
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The thought makes me feel shaky haha
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:53,
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what, yellowstone, or parachute jumping?
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Poppet some assembly required., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:54,
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Parachute jumping
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:57,
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The Yellowstone Caldera?
If that's the one I think it is, we're all fucked if it goes off.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:55,
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there are probably lots of things that'll fuck us if they go off.
I'd put Chompy's balls up there for a start
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:57,
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Yup, that one.
Would LOVE to go there, purely just to say I've been. But also to see like, bears and wolves and moose (Meese?). And maybe go swimming in one of the thermal pools.
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Poppet some assembly required., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:57,
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Moose are just spindly oversized cows with oven gloves
Elk are where it's at, man.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:58,
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but they have fuzzy antlers!
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Poppet some assembly required., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:00,
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oven gloves.
and they are possibly the stupidest animals on the face of the earth, after Red Setters.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:01,
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But stupid means they might let me go up to them and pat them?
Maybe I'm the stupid one...
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Poppet some assembly required., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:03,
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I think they'll run away. Would be cool, though.
They are also ... how to put this .. .fucking huge. They might be stupid and not agressive but you wouldn't want to get in the way of one.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:09,
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bigger than a horse?
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Poppet some assembly required., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:18,
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oh yeah.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:21,
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wow.
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Poppet some assembly required., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:30,
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but the bears, Poppet. THE BEARS.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:57,
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part of the thrill isn't it?
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Poppet some assembly required., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:58,
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I was hiking near Lake Louise in Canada a few years ago
with a couple of mates, and one of them, bless, was desperate to see a bear. We saw this brown thing start to appear over the brow of a hill, and he screamed "BEAAARRRR!" .. just as the red lead and the small girl walking the (admittedly, it was a Newfie, but still) brown dog also appeared. Embarrasment WIN.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:00,
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haha I realise it's unlikely that I'll ever see one.
But I'd love to. Same as I'd like to see a hedgehog and a badger in england - I never got to see either while I was there.
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Poppet some assembly required., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:03,
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I've never seen a live badger in the wild here
and I'm 35 and grew up in the middle of the countryside. So good luck with that ;)
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:07,
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I got chased by one across a golf course
fucking terrifying.
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Kroney, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:10,
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Noel knows where they live near his house.
When I go back, I'm gonna sit outside one until I see it.
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Poppet some assembly required., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:11,
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Good luck
They're extremely reclusive, if they smell you they probably won't make an appearance.
Unless they're rabid, in which case it seems they're willing to chase you for hundreds of yards for an opportunity to rip out your throat.
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Kroney, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:14,
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you'd probably called its missus a stripy slag
you bring these things on yourself, you know.
Also. Fucking candle and that.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:15,
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Now that you mention it
I may have knocked its pint over.
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Kroney, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:17,
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I've stood in a dead one
quite a vivid memory considering I was 8.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:11,
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I saw the best dead one ever last year
upside down, absolutely rigid, all four legs in the air. It's like it stood on a small landmine and had a heart attack
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:14,
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I regularly saw badgers and foxes near my old house.
I did live on the edge of a large public park, mind. The badgers were always poking around in the bin.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:24,
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I seriously considered a parachute jump
and then I had a very vivid dream of looking out a plane door at the ground far below me in proper "like I'm there 3D" and everything. It shit me up good and proper, which was presumably my subconscious's intention.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:09,
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Tiffany Darwish
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:53,
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Your mum
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PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:53,
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She'd eat you alive.
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Poppet some assembly required., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:54,
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I'm the same as Amberl, it'd have to be a parachute jump
Alt: Slightly to the left.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:54,
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Run a marathon
as it seems pretty doable at this point in time. Otherwise, build my own house. Or dance with Kristina Rihanoff.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:59,
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sounds doable.
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Poppet some assembly required., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:00,
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I could dance reasonably competently with Kristina Rihanoff tomorrow
if I could sort my right side lead out, and as long as she wasn't distracted or offended by her partner having a rampaging hard-on. I daresay she's used to that.
I don't know the first damn thing about building a house though
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:03,
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Kristina Rihanoff is 33
and looks 48
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Peej, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:48,
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I think pink lego has been discontinued pal. Never mind.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:01,
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I'd watch 'Darths DIY' for a laugh if that was broadcast
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:01,
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I can imagine him trying to use a hammer.
Comedy gold.
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Kroney, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:02,
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I'm not using those nails, they don't match my sequins AT ALL
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:03,
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Episode 16, Darth gets banged by Andy the plasterer
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:04,
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Andy comidicaly confuses Darths face with his radio
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:06,
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If I steady my wrist with the free hand it's not THAT limp
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:05,
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what the fuck for?
Seriously, man, you want to make yourself physically sick, ill, your body start to destroy itslef, go through almost intolerable pain and make your nipples bleed and do something no human body was designed for? why?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:02,
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Building a house can't be that bad, can it?
Perhaps I should have said "design my own house"...
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:03,
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haha, yes.
I dunno. I've built my own kitchen, that's about my limit.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:05,
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Cabinet making?
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:08,
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no, christ, that would be pretty cool though
just all the other stuff. tiling, sorting the floor, fitting, plumbing, electrics, worktop cutting, etc. The cabinets were flat-packed Ikea.
but not the gas cooker. defintely not the gas. honest.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:11,
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Oh right, cabinet making is pretty cool
Jesus was a carpenter you know
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:16,
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The little-known Carpenter?
was he Wes Jacobs?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:19,
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Harsh man
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:24,
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wear bandaids over your nipples then?
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Poppet some assembly required., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:04,
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might work for a 5k
they tend to fall off a long way before the end of a marathon.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:05,
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Vaseline has more than one use other than bumsex.
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The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:06,
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There's never any left though
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:07,
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same problem. It's never lasted me longer than a few miles.
perhaps my nipples are just destined for pain.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:07,
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You should buy a couple of thimbles
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:09,
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Saucepans in your case
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:11,
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eww no
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:12,
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I'm pretty sure they'd chafe something fucking chronic.
Also I've got a solution. Stopped running. It's a stupid pastime and it ruined my knees.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:13,
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I plan to stop running as soon as I've shifted my gut
Hopefully this will encompass doing the London Marathon next year
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:17,
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My current run distance is 9 miles
and not once have I had any issues at all with nipple-chafage
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:08,
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lucky man.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:12,
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Hardly
Chafe-proof nipples are scant genetic consolation for my piss-poor eyesight. Or face.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:16,
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My dreams are pitifully small.
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Kroney, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:02,
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in the short term, my goal is to get into bed without falling over.
I seem to be falling a lot lately.
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Poppet some assembly required., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:05,
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Urgh! Poppets got the Bowieitis lurg!
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porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:02,
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Go on a round the world trip I suppose.
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888777555, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:05,
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Join a circus
"Behold! A creature from Wovlerhampton claiming to be capable of intelligent thought! Watch it disprove its claims!"
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:09,
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Be fair, I could justify myself but not without a wall of text.
You can't do it in one sentence.
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888777555, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:18,
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Cogito ergo dribble!
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The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:19,
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If it's fairness you're after you're in the wrong place
I will concede that was unnecessary though. Sorry.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:27,
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I'm just wondering where Wovlerhampton is.
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The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:30,
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It's in the alternate reality between this world and the next
Everyone has little beards to indicate that they're evil, like in Star Trek. Tourist destinations include Olrando and Pairs
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:34,
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Just northwest of Birmingham
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888777555, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:40,
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Intriguing use of delete there
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:46,
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It makes the gag make more sense in context.
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888777555, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:49,
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It also robs the board of my post promising you a click if you did that deliberately
PLAUSIBLE DENIABILITY, or something
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:55,
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Leave Toryboy alone, he's able to construct sentences and posit arguments and statements; he's far more capable than a number of posters
He's also a confirmed chronic masturbationist.
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:20,
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A kindred spirit then?
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The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:22,
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Who isn't a wanker here?
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:25,
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I object.
I'm more twat than wanker.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:33,
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OVERRULED
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:35,
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Slightly cunty?
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:35,
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ACCEPTED
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:37,
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oldbaileylolz
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:39,
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Poor toryboy, he's now being branded a nonce on /talk, will he ever learn?
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:40,
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I still think he's Maureen Rees
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:41,
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There's just something not right about that kid, that's all I'm saying
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:43,
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Mongol Rally would be fun.
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The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:05,
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This
Crackhouse did it a few years back. Ver' jealous.
But then she got knocked up, swings and roundabouts.
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Kroney, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:12,
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is it weird that I think Running with the Bulls sounds like fun?
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Poppet some assembly required., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:12,
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Nope a friend did it
said it was fantastic but terrifying
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:14,
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I think it sounds great.
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Poppet some assembly required., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:16,
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They'd all run in different directions.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:13,
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wakka wakka!
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Kroney, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:14,
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they let them drive?
that would be entertaining.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:15,
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Traffic lights would be a trial.
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The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:16,
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This too
if I knew the first thing about cars, I totally would do it. Although they've changed the rules so that you can only take a car thats less than 10 years old, which makes it a lot less fun in my opinion.
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berk, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:19,
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it's posisbly fair enough, though
the place was getting slightly fed up of abandoned old wrecks, I think. At least now the cars might be of some value to the locals, which is supposed to be part of the point, innit?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:23,
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Ayahuasca
Because it looks fucking heavy duty.
Alt: to increase the potential for folks to reply.
You pick YOUR own. Now wash your hands.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:11,
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*obedient*
what's ayahuasca? another drug? :P
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Poppet some assembly required., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:13,
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For its purgative properties?
Always makes for an interesting trip
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:17,
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Bless you.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:38,
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Go travelling round Asia
one day. I might have to save up my whole life and go when I retire, which would suck somewhat.
I am majorly distressed, as I have just been offered a job I don't want and can't really afford a) to take and b) not to take. The money and location suck but I do *need* a job. I will probably turn it down unless they can offer me a goodly amount more cash but I am now freaking out that I won't be offered another one and will end up on the dole.
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berk, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:18,
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If you can't afford the commute on the money they're paying you
then you'll be no better off than you are now.
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Kroney, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:20,
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Well exactly
£24k in London is nothing - and that includes the weighting.
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berk, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:26,
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i d
You love their Smart Price beans.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:23,
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took me a while to get that...
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Poppet some assembly required., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:25,
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Damnit :((
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broadsword, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:25,
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*pats bottom*
actually, my local Asda is in an area which is populated almost exclusively by Asians and wandering round it, you do feel like you're in the wilderness*, so maybe it wouldn't be all that different. And a lot cheaper...
*post apocalyptic landscape of some sort
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berk, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:26,
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What's post-apocalyptic about Asians in a supermarket?
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:28,
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Oh, it's not that they're Asian
it's the fact that no matter time you go, it's like something out of a zombie movie.
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berk, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:31,
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Because people are wandering round the supermarket?
Are you on glue today, berk?
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:34,
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No, because it's always heaving
everyone moves incredibly slowly, and it's always a complete and utter tip, there's stuff everywhere that shouldn't be.
I go to sainsbury's now instead.
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berk, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:35,
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have you never seen people wandering around the supermarket?
blank faces, shuffling walk... groaning to themselves as they realise they forgot to get something back in aisle fourteen?
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Poppet some assembly required., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:36,
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I see supermarkets as very fast-paced places.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:36,
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perhaps it's just here then...
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Poppet some assembly required., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:38,
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broadsword, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:25,
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RAH!
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:28,
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I am not sure I like
The tone of the question, one thing you HAD to do before you die. I would have thought the key answer would be evacuate my bowels.
If it was something I would like to do prior to death, then look into the eyes of my terrified passengers would probably clinch it.
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:19,
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alright poppet
I'd quite like to swim with the dolphins. On crack.
alt: depends on the girl really
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broadsword, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:22,
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is that you or the dolphins on crack?
cos it could be a crucial difference...
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:24,
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Those dolphins can fuck RIGHT off if they think they're getting any of my nyommy crack
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broadsword, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:26,
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Alt: Because it's too fat and won't fit in my trousers.
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Kroney, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:25,
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I got given a wallet like that for my birthday as well
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broadsword, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:28,
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Anal.
I want to die a proper slut innit.
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girlinthehole, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:33,
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You've never popped a few fingers up there?
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:34,
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Not even accidently Rory.
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girlinthehole, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:37,
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You're missing out. ;)
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Poppet some assembly required., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:40,
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*looks aghast*
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girlinthehole, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:44,
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aghast interested
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:47,
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I'm just jerking your chain Blousie love.
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Poppet some assembly required., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:47,
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Thank God for that.
You should still only be at the petting stage.
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girlinthehole, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:48,
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OH dear.
What're you going to be like when Noel visits then?
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Poppet some assembly required., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:50,
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I shall be a nervous wreck hon.
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girlinthehole, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:52,
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tut tut. No need to be.
he's a gentleman.
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Poppet some assembly required., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:55,
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I have to say I do admire your dedication to this particular cause.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:41,
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What can I say.
It's more fun than trying to achieve world peace.
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girlinthehole, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:44,
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Are you the 'fallen woman' of the village?
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:45,
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Not so much fallen as plummeted
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girlinthehole, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:46,
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I'd love to be a fallen woman.
Sadly, I never got the chance. It wasn't something our careers advisor offered.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:01,
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More likely to meet with sucess too.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:47,
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Not if Bono pips me at the post.
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girlinthehole, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:48,
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Well, at least yours is viable.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:47,
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*waves*
If you need a hand or cock or owt
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Peej, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:02,
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I HAVE to watch this new episode of Breaking Bad
Alt. Strawberries
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Peej, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:48,
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Bungee Jump!!!!!
and torrid sex with someone I'm not supposed to have torrid sex with. And maybe get a tattoo.
Alt: am I having a midlife crisis?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:03,
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maybe a little one.
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Poppet some assembly required., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:04,
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Also, I'm off to bed now.
You little monsters have fun now and play nicely okay?
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Poppet some assembly required., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:07,
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night you
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:08,
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I do hope you haven't reached midway yet...
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:04,
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It wouldn't surprise me if I had...
fb message, girl!
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:07,
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Did you see my reply in the one below?
I can't fb here, I'm on reception.
Stick around a bit longer. I'd hate you to expire before you got to be a crazy old lady.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:12,
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Oh, okay.
Basically I said we'd pick the wednesday, which I think was the 14th.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:14,
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and I think I already am a crazy old lady.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:15,
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But when you're an ACTUAL one you can get away with it!
And the Wednesday sounds cool.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:25,
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Let me film it and include anal and you've got yourself a deal
I can give you a tattoo at the same time
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Peej, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:04,
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a tattoo of a plasterer's radio?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:10,
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If thats what you want.
I'll plaster the shit out of your face
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Peej, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:17,
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Honestly
You see, this is what happens when men start getting laid more than once a month. They get all bolshie.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:23,
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I've had sex once in the last 4 months
I'm not bolshie i'm just a perv
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Peej, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:24,
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Biscuit?
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:04,
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Not Biscuit, no.
Somebody unspecified. Just somebody 'new'.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:05,
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I'm free every other wednesday
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:07,
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*makes note*
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girlinthehole, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:12,
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Have I told you lately about my peak physical condition?
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Kroney, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:05,
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Have I told you I'm going to fling myself off a 200ft tower?
You'll be sorry when I'm gone, Kroney.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:06,
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I'll just have console myself with all my achievements
and my big, blue eyes with their 20/20 vision.
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Kroney, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:08,
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Hey!
I have blue eyes too. Captivating ones, apparently. And sight is so overrated.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:09,
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Blue eyes are the best.
That's probably why I have them.
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Kroney, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:10,
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I didn't do biology, so I could be making this up
but aren't the genes for blue eyes recessive, which is why they're less common than other colours?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:12,
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That is correct, green eyes are apparently rarer still
because they're fully recessive, whilst blue's not. Or something. It's been 15 years since I did biology.
They're undoubtedly the best, though.
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Kroney, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:17,
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fuck off grandad
I've been grooming her for longer.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:08,
Reply)
I've been groomed by an actual murderer.
He bought me tyres for my car and everything.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:08,
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Eeeew! which one?
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:11,
Reply)
front offside, front nearside, rear offside, and rear nearside.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:14,
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Haha!
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girlinthehole, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:15,
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He used to drink in our pub.
He always brought dog chews for Biscuit, who absolutely loved him.
This guy
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:20,
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She's older than I am.
Bad seductive tactics on your part :(
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Kroney, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:09,
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Hey, I like a bit of GILF action me.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:10,
Reply)
Well if she wasn't before
she'll now be absolutely frothing at the gash at a prospect of a night with you.
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Kroney, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:12,
Reply)
As she should be.
I'm fucking great in the sack I am.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:16,
Reply)
*waves*
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girlinthehole, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:14,
Reply)
Well Hello. *winning smile*
You're a bit young for me, but you'll do for practice and I like your attitude.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:17,
Reply)
Positive and genial, that's me.
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girlinthehole, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:19,
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OI!
How come I'll do as a GILF, and she's too young?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:21,
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He's forgot you're younger than me. *laughs*
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girlinthehole, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:23,
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You are as old as the man you feel.
I can offer you a 30-year age reduction just like that.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:23,
Reply)
Oh man, you're smooth.
smooooooooth
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Kroney, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:24,
Reply)
And don't you forget it junior/granddad (delete as appropriate)
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:29,
Reply)
Oh, excellent! You might get some sleep then.
I think my next one will definitely be younger.
EDIT: that was a weird /ac. It was meant to just say 'excellent'...
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:24,
Reply)
Well, I think I am younger
than you anyway, than Kroney, maybe not, but if that's the case his youth is the callow inexperienced kind, while mine is the exciting, dangerous, bad-boy kind.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:29,
Reply)
And I'm even younger still!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:32,
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Inexperienced, callow and likes to wear dresses
I still win *smugs*
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:33,
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Are you calling me Simon?
And I wouldn't say I lack experience. Then again, I could just say what I lack in experience I more than make up for in enthusiasm and stamina.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:38,
Reply)
hello, my name's Quixote
I'm someome you really should not have Torrid sex with, not at all, not ever, it would be a very bad idea.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:06,
Reply)
If you wiped off the cheese once in a while that might change
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:08,
Reply)
Are you a filthy lefty crustie?
That probably doesn't help either
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:09,
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Do you like live in a van or in a caravan on stagnant water
Living the alternative dream
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:10,
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Do you live in an ex council house
with a caravan in Wales?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:11,
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lololol Thank god no
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:11,
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I hear that he's absolutely riddled with the clap.
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Kroney, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:11,
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He'll never have sex with biscuit at this rate
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:13,
Reply)
That's a new one.
Not a crusty, no, and despite many bad (life)style choices over the years, have never been one and never will, for all the reasons you just listed.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:12,
Reply)
Safe one blud
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:15,
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I'm sorry
again in English please?
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:19,
Reply)
ya raasclat me stab ya up
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:27,
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I'm terrible sorry old boy
I have not one clue what you're on about.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:34,
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you bumcloth (thanks, monty)
I'm going to stab you.
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Kroney, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:35,
Reply)
righto
That's a relief, I though he was offering to lick my cheesy helmet.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:37,
Reply)
am I too old to marry a gypsy man?
I've already "did it". I wouldn't care about living in a caravan.
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:12,
Reply)
At this point in life I'd like to have a nice vacation before I die.
Stay in a super nice hotel in some exotic location, be able to do whatever I want while I'm there, eat wherever I want, buy whatever I want and still leave with enough money to get by.
lolololol that will never happen
alt: Softball. Woo.
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:05,
Reply)
I stayed in a hotel that wasn't a Travelodge once.
It was ace.
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Kroney, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:07,
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I have as well. Can't remember what it was called, but it was very nice.
It had a full kitchen, jacuzzi tub, two toilets, a bed, a pull out sofa bed and a balcony, indoor pool.
Only because it was off season at the beach.
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:11,
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That sounds good.
I never get to stay anywhere posh.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:13,
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It was more of like a family suite I think.
Not really a suite, but it was built for family vacation type stuff I think.
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:18,
Reply)
Mine didn't have a jacuzzi, but it did have the pool.
Not that we used it, we were too busy shagging
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Kroney, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:18,
Reply)
oh
well
happy candle and that
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:19,
Reply)
I felt the need to point that out as it was a girl
and b3th reckons I'm a whoopsie.
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Kroney, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:23,
Reply)
It's the whole spacedocking thing
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:24,
Reply)
It's not an exclusively homosexual activity
ACTUALLY
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Kroney, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:25,
Reply)
where did that meme come from?
The whole Darth/gay thing is obvious, but to be branded a coprophile, is surely rather harder, even around here.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:37,
Reply)
I can't even remember.
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Kroney, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:37,
Reply)
fair 'nough
I just fine the life-cycle of these things interesting.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:38,
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