I got chased by one across a golf course
fucking terrifying.
( Kroney, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:10, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Noel knows where they live near his house.
When I go back, I'm gonna sit outside one until I see it.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:11, Reply)

Good luck
They're extremely reclusive, if they smell you they probably won't make an appearance.

Unless they're rabid, in which case it seems they're willing to chase you for hundreds of yards for an opportunity to rip out your throat.
( Kroney, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:14, Reply)

you'd probably called its missus a stripy slag
you bring these things on yourself, you know.

Also. Fucking candle and that.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:15, Reply)

Now that you mention it
I may have knocked its pint over.
( Kroney, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:17, Reply)