That's a new one.
Not a crusty, no, and despite many bad (life)style choices over the years, have never been one and never will, for all the reasons you just listed.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:12, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Safe one blud

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:15, Reply)

I'm sorry
again in English please?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:19, Reply)

ya raasclat me stab ya up

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:27, Reply)

I'm terrible sorry old boy
I have not one clue what you're on about.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:34, Reply)

you bumcloth (thanks, monty)
I'm going to stab you.
( Kroney, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:35, Reply)

righto
That's a relief, I though he was offering to lick my cheesy helmet.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:37, Reply)