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I think it's you love.
You're both Tories, I think it'd work out. The pillow-talk alone would be worth it.
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The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:19,
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I don't think It could work.
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888777555, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:22,
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Come now, you're selling yourself short, dear boy.
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The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:23,
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And Widdecombe is too Traditionalist although this would hardly top my list of objections.
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888777555, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:23,
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I mean this in the nicest possible way, mate
You'd be incredibly lucky to pull a girl like Amberl.
This is meant more as a compliment to her than an insult to you.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:25,
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he's too fucking dim for a start
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:26,
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Also, Amberl is pretty fucking picky
According to my incredibly sparse criteria
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:30,
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does "having an orifice" count as criteria?
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:31,
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I meant she doesn't fancy me
and therefore is picky.
As is almost everyone who ever lived. Weird that.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:32,
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once again something else we have in common
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:33,
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This might be my least favourite one to date
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:36,
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On the counterpoint it means
you and Vipros have a nice similarity in both having healthy longterm relationships
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:42,
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Do you fancy his missus as well?
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:44,
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Right now there is only one person I fancy
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:44,
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It's tortybot, isn't it?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:50,
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Remember my rules
1) No-one under 21
2) No idiots
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:26,
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Oh right yeah.
Fucked on both counts I think then.
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The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:27,
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or rather not-fucked
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:29,
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