My teachers were right.
Really though, mine is absolutely huge.
You could probably see it from your window if it faces this way.
I would get rid of it but it's in a really hard to reach place.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 13:59, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Your fat arse?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 14:01, Reply)

Close.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 14:02, Reply)

Your fucking fat arse?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 14:04, Reply)

Nearly.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 14:06, Reply)

Your fucking big fat hairy arse with stinky piles peering out of your prolapsed ringpiece

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 14:08, Reply)

Oh alright.
No, it's a huge globulous pustule created by an ingrowing hair at the top of my sweaty bumcrack.
Very uncomfortable and particularly resistant to investigative prodding.
I'll wait until the water comes back on and squeeze the bugger out in a nice hot shower.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 14:10, Reply)

You should get it checked by the doctor
and get it properly removed. Not at Stepping Hill, though. I had mine done there and it was a nightmare. And there seems to be something weird going on with the saline solution as well.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 14:14, Reply)

See if you can get it into focus for your next series of bumhole shots

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 14:15, Reply)

Will it improve the fiscal return?

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 14:25, Reply)

hello rory

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 14:03, Reply)

Alright rachel
swipe
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 14:06, Reply)

bit too much work to do
and i ate too much lunch so i feel v sluggish. but otherwise can't complain, so i won't.

any gossip?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 14:08, Reply)

Well I'm not really one for gossip
however I was somewhat shocked that Comrade Quixote has now developed strong feelings for a rent boy taking up his couch who he had been using as a fuck buddy. He's only fifteen, but he keeps him quiet by plying him with Glens Vodka and meow meow.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 14:14, Reply)

christ is that where freefair ended up?
it was a matter of time. they're like the john and sally bercow of OT, with their left and right views interchanging.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 14:15, Reply)

Nah, freefairs street legal, Comrade Quixote can only get a cheesy hard on if there's a frisson of illegality

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 14:17, Reply)

a cheesy hard-on?
like a giant wotsit?

lovely.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 14:20, Reply)

Well it gets worse, he posted this morning that he was planning on hanging around a school this afternoon
:(
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 14:23, Reply)

his wotsit brings all the boys to the yard

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 14:32, Reply)

Hahaha!

( girlinthehole, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 14:18, Reply)