So, Swipey swallows eh?
How else could she bring him up?
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 14:01, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

depends on the bloke
if it tastes nice, i happily swallow.

if it tastes like shit, esp if he smokes, i will NOT. the problem is, you never know how it's going to taste with a new guy until it's too late.

edit - in the case of one rather embarrassing incident a few months ago, far far too late :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 14:02, Reply)

Pleased I had no coffee.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 14:05, Reply)

i hate coffee
but still wish i'd had some then. would have improved the taste no end.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 14:07, Reply)

there's a joke in there about the "no end/blowjob" thing, but damned if I can figure out what it is

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 14:10, Reply)

if i were drunk i'd tell you who it was
you'd be very surprised.

but i'm sober, as i'm at work.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 14:11, Reply)

I doubt I'd be surprised
as I've never thought about how other men's jizz tastes.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 14:18, Reply)

that i would know how this particular individual's jizz tasted
was the element of the surprise. not the taste itself!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 14:19, Reply)

duh

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 14:23, Reply)

I dunno
once it's in there, it's in there. You may as well just swallow, it's much more dignified than spitting, no matter the taste.
(berk, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 14:15, Reply)

in theory i agree
in practice, sometimes...... well, this one time, at band camp.... NO.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 14:17, Reply)

I have been subject to instances like that
but worked on the basis that I'd be really offended if someone went down on me and said I smelled, so I just MTFU'd and swallowed. If you get the timing right you don't really taste it anyway, and it's always been the texture that bothered me more.

PS - I got your text, I'm just pants at replying. Glad you liked it, and no, thank you.
(berk, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 14:21, Reply)

you have exactly the right attitude there young berk
you should be praised from the hilltops
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 14:24, Reply)

i wholeheartedly agree
but i do maintain that this was unprecedented. like salty sour milk, it was.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 14:32, Reply)

gross

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 14:33, Reply)

i rest my case!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 14:36, Reply)

Cherry lube ftw.
Everything taste of cherry for hours afterwards.
( girlinthehole, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 14:17, Reply)

There's a tropical one I've used that's nice
the cherry one is very synthetic tasting. Not that this comes as a surprise in any way, of course.
(berk, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 14:19, Reply)

i was naive enough to try candy floss flavoured lube once
i thought i was going to be sick on the spot. nothing says "hot" like my white arse waddling to the bathroom to rinse my mouth out a million times.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 14:19, Reply)

Bleurgh!

(berk, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 14:22, Reply)