Alt: my stupidity knows no bounds.
I had to pay for my sarnie with coins from the bottom of my bag, and when I got back, my purse was sitting on my desk, mocking me. I am so hungry but I can't be arsed to go out again whine whinge wail.

Main- I am a talentless drip. But I'm happy, so...
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 14:24, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You've found gainful employment
So technically you're doing better than me so far.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 14:36, Reply)

i told her she could do better than you too!!!
[sorry. could not resist]
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 14:41, Reply)

I'm sure she could, but it's in my best interests that she never realise this...

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 14:42, Reply)

I thought being at home
would make me lose weight. But because I'm alone in the house I just eat constantly
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 14:43, Reply)

you could, you know, not eat constantly

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 14:46, Reply)

Pfft what kind of answer is that
There's just so much more soup here
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 14:48, Reply)

Weston super mare trip now on calender hon.
Get tha name down lass.
( girlinthehole, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 14:47, Reply)

bleurgh Weston
the sea defences are nice though. You will enjoy the arch and the fibonacci spiral seating I am sure.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 14:49, Reply)

We're going for the pier and the fish and chips.
And B3th mainly.
( girlinthehole, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 14:50, Reply)

at least you have some good reasons
it really is a shit place though.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 14:52, Reply)

i've only been once
i have to say, absolutely no offence to b3th, but i thought the town centre was at best depressing. someone should nuke it really.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 14:53, Reply)

you were not wrong at all.

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 14:54, Reply)

no, you and i know this
i was just trying to be polite.

it made me want to kill myself. and i went to school in STOCKPORT ffs.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 14:55, Reply)

Stockport?
You poor cow. Outside of Milton Keynes, Nottingham and the Outer Hebrides, that has to be one of the most boring places in the UK.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 14:56, Reply)