My mum's doing a hypnotherapy session downstairs.
For someone who wants to stop smoking. I have to sit here in silence so I don't disturb them, which basically means I'm not allowed to play Fifa because all I do is shout "CUNT! FUCK OFF!" every three seconds when it's on. And to balance things out I'm chain smoking roll ups.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:27, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

so someone is downstairs
and hypnotised and you're not implanting inappropriate things in their brain? what?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:28, Reply)

That's a good idea actually.
The same person's coming back next week. Whilst my mum's going "you are a strong willed person", I might stand the other side of the door and go "no, you're a twat".
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:31, Reply)

hahahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:36, Reply)

oh you can be more creative than that
make it so the next time he hears someone say "good morning" he shits in their coffee
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:40, Reply)

My mum's a hypnotherapist not a magician in a Las Vegas casino.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:42, Reply)

i refuse to believe that

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:43, Reply)

I do call her Mystic Mum though.
She doesn't like it.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:45, Reply)

She tamed a WILD WOLF though didn't she

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:48, Reply)