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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:16, 202 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Wayayayayayyayaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:19, Reply)
How are you, Roota lar?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:19, Reply)
Tipsy Jeff

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:23, Reply)
Good work.
What are you celebrating?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:26, Reply)
Well normally, nothing
but today it's a very good friend's MA graduation. And his girlfriend's got a bump with a baby in it and I felt it and said hi and gave it a holy medal.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:30, Reply)
That all sounds rather jolly.
What are you boozing yourself silly with?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:30, Reply)
Oh I've stopped now.
Toooo much. You alright, Jeff?
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:31, Reply)
Not bad cheers.
I'm gonna get myself down to Weston super Mare in the not too distance and punch a donkey.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:33, Reply)
Punch anything but a donkey you cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:34, Reply)
OI
I hope you're not advocating him punching me?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:35, Reply)
No way sis

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:36, Reply)
What do you suggest I attack?
I don't think dogs will be allowed on the beach at that time of year. And I've no idea how to charm a donkey.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:35, Reply)
Punch a twat

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:36, Reply)
What if a donkey is being a twat...
Or, at the very least, an 'ass'?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:39, Reply)
Stop it. I feel arlarse on donkeys.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:43, Reply)
I had to research this
uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Scouser

Is that close?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:47, Reply)
Wow, it's there!
Arlarse is out of order or sly, but AN arlarse/aul'arse is a crafty person/old head on young shoulers/sly cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:52, Reply)
I'm still none the wiser.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:55, Reply)
I've read that like a million times now
and I still have no idea what that means.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:53, Reply)
'mean' on donkeys.
"Don't be arlarse on him."
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:56, Reply)
It's like it's a different language.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:58, Reply)
There's one bit of beach they're allowed on all year round
but the main beach is only november to march.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:40, Reply)
*Phones the council*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:41, Reply)
The council can kiss my pasty Scottish arse.
Bunch of cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:44, Reply)
They'll have to fight me for the privilage

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:47, Reply)
Play a little pipe
And it'll come out of a pot.

Oh, hang on - donkeys are them with legs and not forked tongues...

Easy mistake to make though.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:45, Reply)
I forgot to tell you.
You remind me of Grace Dent.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:22, Reply)
She the geordie telly girl?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:23, Reply)
No, I think she's from Carlisle.
She writes for the Guardian/has loads of books/is prolifically funny on Twitter.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:24, Reply)
Yeah that's her. I thought she was north east.
Ta. I might have to do that smiley pervy icon. Or a Mr Peanut.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:31, Reply)
She looks dead hot in her old icon on the Guardian.
I reckon she was about 25 in that one, mega fit. You're not classy enough to pull off Mr Peanut. Not many people are.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:40, Reply)
I know my limits, bazza.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:42, Reply)
I spent ages looking for a Mr Peanut costume.
Turns out they cost about two ton. He's not that bloody classy.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:44, Reply)
Yes he is.
To dress up as him costs two hundred. To BE him, well, that is not even quantifiable.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:49, Reply)
pow! smack! kblam!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:22, Reply)
BATMAN!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:22, Reply)
I hate ITV4.
Just as I stop working they stopped showing Batman in the mornings. The bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:24, Reply)
Obviously the decision of some JOKER.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:25, Reply)
Remember the strike?
They showed Batman and Happy Days instead of TV-am
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:25, Reply)
There was always industrial action when I was a nipper.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:26, Reply)
I remember that.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:28, Reply)
Incoming!
Ahhh Grenade!
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:24, Reply)
How are you Amberl?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:26, Reply)
Good thanks, yourself?

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:28, Reply)
Tired and busy.
Have you made any work-based decisions?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:29, Reply)
No I'm torn :(
Bloody exams
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:49, Reply)
Alright Imbruglia.
I thought you'd finished your exams?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:51, Reply)
My mum's doing a hypnotherapy session downstairs.
For someone who wants to stop smoking. I have to sit here in silence so I don't disturb them, which basically means I'm not allowed to play Fifa because all I do is shout "CUNT! FUCK OFF!" every three seconds when it's on. And to balance things out I'm chain smoking roll ups.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:27, Reply)
so someone is downstairs
and hypnotised and you're not implanting inappropriate things in their brain? what?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:28, Reply)
That's a good idea actually.
The same person's coming back next week. Whilst my mum's going "you are a strong willed person", I might stand the other side of the door and go "no, you're a twat".
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:31, Reply)
hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:36, Reply)
oh you can be more creative than that
make it so the next time he hears someone say "good morning" he shits in their coffee
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:40, Reply)
My mum's a hypnotherapist not a magician in a Las Vegas casino.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:42, Reply)
i refuse to believe that

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:43, Reply)
I do call her Mystic Mum though.
She doesn't like it.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:45, Reply)
She tamed a WILD WOLF though didn't she

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:48, Reply)
I'm going Jeff. I'm going.
aaaaannnnnnd...................I'm back.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:31, Reply)
Where were you going?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:34, Reply)
There and back to see how far it is.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:36, Reply)
Fuck me, I'm scunnered tonight.
If things don't perk up soon I might have to go to bed and sulk.

EDIT: scunnered - a Scots term encompassing bored, fed up, depressed, and fidgety.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:37, Reply)
Don't sulk. It gives you wrinkles.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:37, Reply)
if that were true
I'd look like a Sharpei by now
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:41, Reply)
scunnered?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:38, Reply)
What the fuck does scunnered mean?
You have a bash announced in YOUR HONOUR and you get all sulky.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:38, Reply)
she's always sulky

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:39, Reply)
I might go to this mini-bash in honour of YOU
That'll put the cat amongst the pigeons. Or the DogFucker amongst the donkeys.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:40, Reply)
I don't even know what you're talking about, Jeff.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:41, Reply)

www.usingenglish.com/reference/idioms/cat+among+the+pigeons.html

They have donkeys on the beach as well.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:43, Reply)
are there really still donkeys on that beach?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:44, Reply)
Hell yeah!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:44, Reply)
oh man!
i totally gotta sort out going, now
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:44, Reply)
*mashes face into keyboard*
i meant the bash
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:44, Reply)
Blousie has organised a little trip to the sea-side.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:44, Reply)
Make sure you take these two pictures of me
one to show how gorgeous I am by the seaside tinyurl.com/3e9hc9p


and the other for when you say some thing funny and it'll look like I'm saying "Oh Jeff, you so crazy" tinyurl.com/yzhxatf
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:48, Reply)
haha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:49, Reply)
You'd get a special place on my Sunshine bus.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:50, Reply)

tinyurl.com/3gvdszc
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:52, Reply)
Woo! Thumbs up.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:53, Reply)
rawr!
tinyurl.com/3tme5wg
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:56, Reply)
Was that taken just before you beat up that bog troll?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 22:04, Reply)
I'm happy about that
as long as my being there doesn't upset everyone on Rory's behalf.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:42, Reply)
We'll all have to piss on his chips if he gets upset.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:47, Reply)
I'm not pissing on any chips.
I still have no idea how much they'll cost of the pier.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:49, Reply)
I'll buy everyone chips Jeff.
As a special treat.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:49, Reply)
If you buy EVERYONE chips.
I won't feel very special at all Blousie. I'll feel normal.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:50, Reply)
FFs!
You can have a savaloy with yours.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:51, Reply)
Hey, if savaloys are being issued. I'll be the one handing them out.
Now, a go on your pasty on the other hand...

I amaze myself sometimes
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:52, Reply)
Hahaha!
I almost blushed.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:54, Reply)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:56, Reply)
savaloys make me think of savlon
which is not tasty
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:54, Reply)
We'll ALL feel special

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:52, Reply)
+needs
When I rock up in the Sunshine bus.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:53, Reply)
What's with you and the pissing today?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:51, Reply)
Cystitus?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:52, Reply)
I carried four extremely heavy bags of shopping up to the flat earlier and my right ring finger is still numb, I think I might have damaged it with the bag handles.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:52, Reply)
Being a single parent sucks Noel.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:53, Reply)
poppets a single parent?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:55, Reply)
No pet, Noel is a single parent.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:56, Reply)
but poppet is the one sucking noel
or she will be, in a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:57, Reply)
how vulgar

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:58, Reply)
Oh dear!
You filthy minx.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:58, Reply)
The term Filthy Minx
should be used more often, I plan to bring it bank in to common parlance.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 22:00, Reply)
Well you have my mob number.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 22:01, Reply)
I keep meaning to make and patent a carrier bag carrying device
That would enable you to hold 3 bags in each hand without them fucking your fingers up.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:59, Reply)
Someone beat you to it
by about fifteen years
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 22:00, Reply)
Really?
I thought I came up with it by my self /freefare

linky?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 22:01, Reply)
Honestly!
DoI have to do everything around here?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 22:02, Reply)
What a wonderfully horrible website.
I think a touch of Dragon's Den is in order.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 22:06, Reply)
OK, not quite how I'd have done it
but it'd work I suppopose
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 22:08, Reply)
was yours a design
for a robot servant that would carry them for you?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 22:10, Reply)
it is now
I shall call it Kavey, it will have a welsh accent.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 22:17, Reply)
If it's a robot, it needs numbers in its name

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 22:20, Reply)
K-V
the V can be a Roman numeral 5 if you like
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 22:23, Reply)
You can buy em already mate. I have two but use jute bags instead now.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 22:00, Reply)
I use a bicycle with Panniers
How do they work? I wonder if they are like my idea.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 22:01, Reply)
panniers go on the back of a bike
to carry stuff. I think they were invented a long time ago
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 22:03, Reply)
Yes dear
thank you for enlightening me.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 22:09, Reply)
remember: I'm hilarious

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 22:12, Reply)
I know I am, but what are you.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 22:18, Reply)
whoever smelled it, dealt it

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 22:19, Reply)
Bugger this for a packet of biscuits
I may retire to bed with a good book.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 22:21, Reply)
I already ate half a pack of biscuits
made me feel a bit sick, I advise against it

what book? I need to check your meaning of 'good'
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 22:25, Reply)
I can eat an inordinate number of biscuits and never feel sick.
This makes me better than you.
This one
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 22:29, Reply)
this is probably true. Especially as, after one cappuccino I'm caffiene crashing
looks interesting, optimism is the new pessimism.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 22:30, Reply)
He spoke engaginly and with infectious enthusiasm
enough for me to spend £12.99 on his book and ad my name to the mailing list for his League of Pragmatic Optimists. It may be all tosh, but it's nice to hear some one with a positive view of both the future and the things technology has done and can do for us. It reminded me of what I enjoyed about reading sci fi.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 22:37, Reply)
or watching Tomorrow's World?
I don't think I've read anything with a proper Utopia in it for ages. Working through the Oxford book of science fiction, so there must be one inthere, it was big in the 60s
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 22:40, Reply)
Have you read Iain Banks' Culture Books
that's a good techno-utopia.

Tomorrows world was pants, but I know what you mean.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 22:44, Reply)
I have read all of them, yeah I suppose that is utopia
I'd not thought of it like that so much, I always associate utopia with cloying do-gooding futures, like Ursula le Guin. Banks does it with way more flair and doesn't claim it to be completely flawless.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 22:49, Reply)
If you're going to slag off my Ursula I really will go to bed
Good night K-V my faithful servant.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 22:51, Reply)
I was not slagging her off as such
but her utopias are unsustainable. Also that Earthsea business was dull.

One day, us robots will over throw you

IN YOUR SLEEP

sleep well
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 22:53, Reply)
We shall come back to this point
and I shall prove toy wrong wrong, wrongity wrong.
night.
*removes batteries*
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 22:55, Reply)
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 22:56, Reply)
I can do pretty much nothing this evening except internetting
most of my lights have gone so it's too dark to do anything. So everyone better be planning to stay up late and keep me entertained
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 22:00, Reply)
I'm off to bed.
Dr Shambolic has upset me so much that I have to hide under my duvet and think about where my life is going.

Night!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 22:00, Reply)
night!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 22:02, Reply)
Night Blousie.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 22:02, Reply)
night night
you filthy minx
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 22:09, Reply)
I'm off on holiday in a few hours eeeeeeeeee!
All packed and everything. I hope I have everything. And that the suitcase isn't too heavy.
-is excited-
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 22:00, Reply)
oooh! where to?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 22:01, Reply)
Where are you going?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 22:02, Reply)
In the absence of an answer
I'd say Butlins at Heysham.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 22:15, Reply)
I can wait no longer TD
I'm going to bed.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 22:17, Reply)
I think she just came to show off and then ran away again

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 22:19, Reply)
Pwllheli

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 22:20, Reply)
bless you

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 22:20, Reply)
Thanks

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 22:22, Reply)
6 Music chuck!
Icicle Works live session! Right now.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 22:25, Reply)
You stop that

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 22:27, Reply)
Superb stuff
Although I wonder who is playing lead.

Actually I suspect it's McNabb. Yes it is.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 22:30, Reply)
Shurrup will ye

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 22:39, Reply)
I was quiet for a few minutes.
As I've pointed out before, you've got more stuff to dislike.

My birthplace (Barrow) has given only given the world Emlyn Hughes.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 22:48, Reply)
And Walney Island.
And Furness Bulding Society.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 22:49, Reply)
And Furness Abbey.
Which would be one of the worlds greatest tourist attractions if it wasn't where it was.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 22:51, Reply)
I love that spot. It's a good half hour up Abbey Road and away from the shitness of town.
I stay in a house right near there sometimes.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 22:55, Reply)
My parents live on Rating Lane.
I was brought up fifteen minutes from The Abbey.

Did the teenage thing and spent a night in one of the sarcophogi.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 22:58, Reply)
I'd be too scared of the headless milkmaid for that sheeit...

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 23:01, Reply)
Each generation scares itself about the Abbey
The scary one was the old Abbey Tavern, which we've talked about before.

I'm very rational and don't believe in the supernatural at all. So were a few of The Tavern landlords, including a guy who had been in the forces and served in The Falklands.

The Tavern did his head in.

Bedtime.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 23:11, Reply)
niiiiiight

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 23:11, Reply)
Power rangers
mighty morphin power rangers!
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 22:46, Reply)
GO GO
I need Coke but I'm in me jarmers. Maybe a nice lemon juice..
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 22:49, Reply)
I am halfway through the discs, so far no incognito.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 22:51, Reply)
As I expected, but thank you mate.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 22:56, Reply)
Time to form up into mecha-OT?
(i didn't really watch power rangers, but I rememer they all used to join together into some robot or something?)
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 22:50, Reply)
Right, fuck it.
Bedtime for me. Night babes and geezers.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 22:50, Reply)
tits?
night night
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 22:51, Reply)
big massive ones

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 22:51, Reply)
I just got here! party pooper.
EPICFAIL
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 22:51, Reply)
You should have been here earl;ier then

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 22:52, Reply)
touche!

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 22:55, Reply)
night

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 22:56, Reply)
Breasts, lovely breasts
And to all a good night
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 22:52, Reply)
The Queen's sagging tits.
Are waiting for you and I'm going to bed.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 23:12, Reply)
I just uploaded my photo to my PS3 so I can play as myself on Fight Night
It's the funniest/most terrifying thing I've ever seen.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 23:15, Reply)
Beer and the first episode of Dexter for me.
I hear it's meant to be quite good...
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 23:23, Reply)
Fucking unbelievable would be a more accurate description.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 23:26, Reply)
As a character, he's already pretty captivating
And the guy who played his Dad uttered one of my favourite threats in any film, ever - "I'll shove that bat up your ass and turn you into a popsicle."
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 23:35, Reply)

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