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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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That all sounds rather jolly.
What are you boozing yourself silly with?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:30, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
Oh I've stopped now.
Toooo much. You alright, Jeff?
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:31, Reply)
Not bad cheers.
I'm gonna get myself down to Weston super Mare in the not too distance and punch a donkey.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:33, Reply)
Punch anything but a donkey you cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:34, Reply)
OI
I hope you're not advocating him punching me?
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:35, Reply)
No way sis

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:36, Reply)
What do you suggest I attack?
I don't think dogs will be allowed on the beach at that time of year. And I've no idea how to charm a donkey.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:35, Reply)
Punch a twat

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:36, Reply)
What if a donkey is being a twat...
Or, at the very least, an 'ass'?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:39, Reply)
Stop it. I feel arlarse on donkeys.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:43, Reply)
I had to research this
uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Scouser

Is that close?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:47, Reply)
Wow, it's there!
Arlarse is out of order or sly, but AN arlarse/aul'arse is a crafty person/old head on young shoulers/sly cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:52, Reply)
I'm still none the wiser.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:55, Reply)
I've read that like a million times now
and I still have no idea what that means.
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'mean' on donkeys.
"Don't be arlarse on him."
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:56, Reply)
It's like it's a different language.

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There's one bit of beach they're allowed on all year round
but the main beach is only november to march.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:40, Reply)
*Phones the council*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:41, Reply)
The council can kiss my pasty Scottish arse.
Bunch of cunts.
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They'll have to fight me for the privilage

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:47, Reply)
Play a little pipe
And it'll come out of a pot.

Oh, hang on - donkeys are them with legs and not forked tongues...

Easy mistake to make though.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:45, Reply)

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